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Super urgent~~~~~!!! Tell me a super awesome and hilarious joke.

Hacker: I controlled your computer

Xiaobai: How?

Hacker: use Trojan horse

Xiaobai:. . . . . . Where? I can't see it

Hacker: Open your task manager

Xiaobai:. . . . . . . Where is the task manager?

Hacker:. . . . . Under your computer! !

Xiaobai: It’s not in “My Computer”

Hacker: Forget it, just pretend I haven’t done anything

Hacker: I already have control Your computer

Xiaobai: Oh

Hacker: Are you scared? ! Hehehe

Xiaobai: You came just in time, please help me kill the virus. My machine has a lot of problems recently

Hacker:. . . . . .

Xiaobai: Why do you always come in and out of my computer at will?

Hacker: You can install a firewall

Xiaobai: Install a firewall, you can Can't enter?

Hacker: No, I just want to add some fun. Controlling your computer like this makes me feel idiotic

Xiaobai: I heard that you can create "viruses"? !

Hacker: Yeah

Xiaobai: Can you control other people’s computers? !

Hacker: Generally yes

Xiaobai: Can you hack those websites?

Hacker: Of course, haven’t you heard people call me a “hacker”?

Xiaobai:. . . . Oh~~~`I thought it was because you looked dark. . . . .

“Boom~~”

Hacker: Here I go again! !

Xiaobai: Don’t you find it annoying that you come in every day?

Hacker: It’s very annoying. Your computer is the worst I’ve ever seen

Xiaobai: No, this is a famous brand

Hacker: I mean, apart from mentally retarded games, there are only viruses in your machine

Xiaobai: Oh~~Have you seen my "Lianliankan"? I don't remember where it is installed. I looked for it. It’s been a long time

Hacker:. . . . . Goodbye

Hacker: Hi~~~I’m here!

Xiaobai: I haven’t seen you for several days. Are you blocked by my firewall?

Hacker: Haha, it’s a joke. It’s easier to get on your machine than mine. Don’t you miss me?

Xiaobai: I want to ask you a favor

Hacker: What’s going on?

Xiaobai: Can you enter the power system and modify some data

Hacker:. . . . . . What do you want to do! !

Xiaobai: Please help me pay my electricity bill this month. . . . . .

Hacker: Die! !

Hacker: Where did you die? ! ! !

Xiaobai:. . . . You've been out for a few days, why are you looking for me?

Hacker: I'm looking for something

Xiaobai: What are you looking for here?

Hacker: Virus, look for an old virus from a few years ago. Only your machine has the most complete virus collection

Hacker: Here I come! !

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Hacker: Why don’t you speak?

Xiaobai: In a bad mood

Hacker: Who bullied you?

Xiaobai: I lost one of my Q accounts, which contains my first online love

Hacker: This is simple, I will get it back for you

Xiaobai Bai: I can’t get it back

Hacker: Impossible, tell me, what’s the number?

Xiaobai: Oh~~~~I just don’t remember

Xiaobai: Come out! ! ! !

Hacker: What’s wrong? !

Xiaobai: Did you use my ID to play in the forum? ! !

Hacker:. . . .

Sorry, I forgot to tell you, but I didn’t do anything bad, so I just made up a post. I

I promise not to play it again next time

Xiaobai: That won't work! ! !

Hacker: What else do you want?

Xiaobai: Your post made me blush. It’s my first time to blush. I’m so happy. You must make up another one for me

Hacker: Fuck!

Hacker: Hey, I did something very interesting just now

Xiaobai: What happened

Hacker: I went to the forum to upvote the post< /p>

Xiaobai: This is very common

Hacker: I immediately upvoted the post and called the poster a pig, which relieved my anger

Xiaobai: Wow, that’s too much It’s so fun, but I would never dare to do it, I would be banned!

Hacker: Yes, it has been blocked.

Xiaobai: Is this interesting? !

Hacker: Yes, because I used your ID

Xiaobai: Are you an expert?

Hacker: You can say so.

Xiaobai: How high is it?

Hacker: Well, I hack myself when I’m bored

Xiaobai: Ha, I can do this too!

Hacker: &*^%^&^$^&*&*+_+$%$! So can you? !

Xiaobai: Yes, it goes black as soon as I turn off the phone. . . . .

Hacker: Get out!