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Super urgent~~~~~!!! Tell me a super awesome and hilarious joke.
Hacker: I controlled your computer
Xiaobai: How?
Hacker: use Trojan horse
Xiaobai:. . . . . . Where? I can't see it
Hacker: Open your task manager
Xiaobai:. . . . . . . Where is the task manager?
Hacker:. . . . . Under your computer! !
Xiaobai: It’s not in “My Computer”
Hacker: Forget it, just pretend I haven’t done anything
Hacker: I already have control Your computer
Xiaobai: Oh
Hacker: Are you scared? ! Hehehe
Xiaobai: You came just in time, please help me kill the virus. My machine has a lot of problems recently
Hacker:. . . . . .
Xiaobai: Why do you always come in and out of my computer at will?
Hacker: You can install a firewall
Xiaobai: Install a firewall, you can Can't enter?
Hacker: No, I just want to add some fun. Controlling your computer like this makes me feel idiotic
Xiaobai: I heard that you can create "viruses"? !
Hacker: Yeah
Xiaobai: Can you control other people’s computers? !
Hacker: Generally yes
Xiaobai: Can you hack those websites?
Hacker: Of course, haven’t you heard people call me a “hacker”?
Xiaobai:. . . . Oh~~~`I thought it was because you looked dark. . . . .
“Boom~~”
Hacker: Here I go again! !
Xiaobai: Don’t you find it annoying that you come in every day?
Hacker: It’s very annoying. Your computer is the worst I’ve ever seen
Xiaobai: No, this is a famous brand
Hacker: I mean, apart from mentally retarded games, there are only viruses in your machine
Xiaobai: Oh~~Have you seen my "Lianliankan"? I don't remember where it is installed. I looked for it. It’s been a long time
Hacker:. . . . . Goodbye
Hacker: Hi~~~I’m here!
Xiaobai: I haven’t seen you for several days. Are you blocked by my firewall?
Hacker: Haha, it’s a joke. It’s easier to get on your machine than mine. Don’t you miss me?
Xiaobai: I want to ask you a favor
Hacker: What’s going on?
Xiaobai: Can you enter the power system and modify some data
Hacker:. . . . . . What do you want to do! !
Xiaobai: Please help me pay my electricity bill this month. . . . . .
Hacker: Die! !
Hacker: Where did you die? ! ! !
Xiaobai:. . . . You've been out for a few days, why are you looking for me?
Hacker: I'm looking for something
Xiaobai: What are you looking for here?
Hacker: Virus, look for an old virus from a few years ago. Only your machine has the most complete virus collection
Hacker: Here I come! !
. . . . . .
Hacker: Why don’t you speak?
Xiaobai: In a bad mood
Hacker: Who bullied you?
Xiaobai: I lost one of my Q accounts, which contains my first online love
Hacker: This is simple, I will get it back for you
Xiaobai Bai: I can’t get it back
Hacker: Impossible, tell me, what’s the number?
Xiaobai: Oh~~~~I just don’t remember
Xiaobai: Come out! ! ! !
Hacker: What’s wrong? !
Xiaobai: Did you use my ID to play in the forum? ! !
Hacker:. . . .
Sorry, I forgot to tell you, but I didn’t do anything bad, so I just made up a post. I
I promise not to play it again next time
Xiaobai: That won't work! ! !
Hacker: What else do you want?
Xiaobai: Your post made me blush. It’s my first time to blush. I’m so happy. You must make up another one for me
Hacker: Fuck!
Hacker: Hey, I did something very interesting just now
Xiaobai: What happened
Hacker: I went to the forum to upvote the post< /p>
Xiaobai: This is very common
Hacker: I immediately upvoted the post and called the poster a pig, which relieved my anger
Xiaobai: Wow, that’s too much It’s so fun, but I would never dare to do it, I would be banned!
Hacker: Yes, it has been blocked.
Xiaobai: Is this interesting? !
Hacker: Yes, because I used your ID
Xiaobai: Are you an expert?
Hacker: You can say so.
Xiaobai: How high is it?
Hacker: Well, I hack myself when I’m bored
Xiaobai: Ha, I can do this too!
Hacker: &*^%^&^$^&*&*+_+$%$! So can you? !
Xiaobai: Yes, it goes black as soon as I turn off the phone. . . . .
Hacker: Get out!
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