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Tell me six jokes.

Can you make a cold joke? Question: Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest?

Answer: Molly. Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

Question: What line do orangutans hate most?

Answer: parallel lines. Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

Question: Which is the worst, elephant skin, tiger skin or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser. Cause: Eraser (rubber difference).

Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

Question: What is the pencil's surname?

A: Xiao. Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.

Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

Question: Which historical figure should be beaten the most?

Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).

Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard. Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.