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Chapter 37: Xiao Guo is unwilling to give in I don’t want Wushuang to go to the end of the world to fight for my talents

Rooftop Night

(Wushuang is sitting on the roof, on top of the shopkeeper)

Wushuang: Shopkeeper, what is that~ I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep first (turning to leave)

Shopkeeper: Sit down for a while (W) Don't feel bad, the scholar asked me to tell you that he is very sorry for you and asks you to forgive him

Wushuang: Why didn’t he tell me?

Shopkeeper: He is so brave. It’s not like you haven’t seen Xiao Guo’s methods

Wushuang: I still admire her. She can still hold on tightly after being away for so long. Live in a man's heart

Shopkeeper: That's her good luck. If it had been the scholar you met, nothing would have happened to Xiao Guo

Wushuang: You don't need to comfort her Me, I know where she is compared to me

Shopkeeper: Where?

Wushuang: She has a sweet mouth. Men like to hear good things.

Shopkeeper: You just said that Xiao Guo has a sweet mouth. Are you kidding me again?

Wushuang: No. Ah, I heard it with my own ears. She told the scholar that from now on, it doesn’t matter whether he is thirsty or hungry

The shopkeeper: She said it to you on purpose. As soon as you left, she immediately changed her face

Wushuang: That's also someone else's method.

If the scholar doesn't like her, why should he be criticized for being so cowardly?

Shopkeeper: Woman, when can you make your own decision?

Wushuang: If you can make the decision, what do you want? What to do?

The shopkeeper: Then I will ask him to peel an apple for me with his own hands, and then feed it to me with his own hands.

Wushuang: Is that the request?

Shopkeeper: You don’t understand, you can’t set your goals too high, otherwise you will definitely be disappointed

Wushuang: If you don’t have a goal, you won’t be disappointed

Shopkeeper: That’s not interesting anymore

Wushuang: It’s boring (melancholy)

Backyard night

(Wushuang walked to the scholar’s ??door holding his clothes, Put down a baggage and write a letter in the lobby)

Wushuang: (To himself) I wish you a happier life than me

Lao Bai: (holding a lantern) What are you doing? ah?

Wushuang: I drank too much water and got up at night.

Lao Bai: Are you going to get up at night dressed like this? You don’t mind it too much trouble

Lao Bai: (grabbing the belief) I wish you happiness forever (W) Wushuang, where are you going? Tell me about it

Wushuang: How do I know? It doesn’t matter where I go

Lao Bai: Since you are leaving, pay back what you owe me first

Wushuang: What do I owe you?

Lao Bai: Favor, I can’t take you in for free, ah

Wushuang: Okay, what do you want (W) Say it first, I don’t have money

Lao Bai: Can’t you still do things without money

Wushuang: What do you mean?

Lao Bai: You stay for three more days to finish this month, otherwise I won’t be able to pay you

Wushuang: Three days is all it takes

Shopkeeper’s Room Day

Shopkeeper: (surprised) Huh? Three days

Lao Bai: This is not bad. If I hadn’t discovered it last night, Wushuang might have arrived at Shibalipu by now

Shopkeeper: But it’s fine, she Why should you leave?

Lao Bai: There is no room for two tigers in one mountain, and a good girl will not marry two husbands

Shopkeeper: That’s the opposite, it should be two girls not marrying one husband

Lao Bai: Don't worry about your husband, it's all Lu Xiucai's fault

The shopkeeper: I can find a way to keep her, but you must agree to my request

Lao Bai: I Promise, you just mention it

Lobby Day

(Xiao Guo and Xiucai are settling accounts at the counter, Lao Bai and the shopkeeper look at Wushuang, and then Lao Bai beats the shopkeeper's leg)

Shopkeeper: (to Xiucai and Xiao Guo) You two come here

Lao Bai: (feeds a piece of apple to the shopkeeper’s mouth) Eat slowly, don’t choke

Xiao Guo: (eunuch voice) When did you practice the Sunflower Manual?

Lao Bai: (eunuch voice) Last night (W) you are only the father-in-law, so kneel down to me (W ) Stand at attention even while standing (W) Then take a rest and listen to Lafayette's instructions

Shopkeeper: There is no room for two tigers in one mountain, and one master does not need two servants

Xiao Guo: (Ask the scholar) Yes One servant should not serve two masters

Lao Bai: (to Xiao Guo) You understand, give me a break (W) Lafayette continued

Shopkeeper: (Ask Lao White) Where did I just say?

Lao Bai and Xiucai: (simultaneously) Second Servant

Shopkeeper: That is absolutely not possible. A shop only needs one handyman

Xiucai: ( Come over and sit down) Why?

Shopkeeper: Shiyun: One monk carries water to eat, and two monks carry water to eat

Xiucai: (laughing) That’s poetry (seeing the shopkeeper glare at him, he quickly changed his words) Then what? , maybe the Book of Songs was not written and was later lost

Shopkeeper: After repeated consideration and deliberation, I decided to let Wushuang stay

(Wushuang looked back at the shopkeeper in surprise)

Xiao Guo: (anxious) Why? In what way am I worse than her?

Shopkeeper: I haven’t finished speaking yet. Let Wushuang stay and compete with Xiao Guo. Win two out of three games. Whoever wins will stay.

Xiao Guo: Compete first. Which item

Shopkeeper: Female worker (the shopkeeper took out two handkerchiefs) Each person has one handkerchief (Xiao Guo snatched the handkerchief) only better than rust workers

Xiao Guo: (Proud

) Do you know what I have been doing at home for the past six months? Fight with me, fight with me (the jumper took small steps to the backyard)

Wushuang: (to Lao Bai) Senior brother, me

Lao Bai: (encouragement) Don’t do anything Having said that, be careful (put the handkerchief in Wushou) and don’t embarrass senior brother, ah

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(Wushuang turned around to see the scholar pretending to be a scholar but did not see it)

Backyard Day

(Xiao Guo sat next to the stone mill, embroidering handkerchiefs and humming a song while embroidering Lao Bai (Part 1)

Lao Bai: The embroidery is a mandarin duck

Xiao Guo: Who told you (W) what to do? You want to steal the question. Go away, go away

Old Bai: (Disdainful) Who is so rare to see? (He walked to the window of Wushuang House and said in a low voice) Wushuang, embroider well, don’t embarrass your senior brother.

(Xiao Guo threw corn cobs at Lao Bai)

Lao Bai: (looking defensively) murderous

(Wu Shuang embroidered silently in the room Suddenly a needle pricked his finger and stained the handkerchief with blood)

Wushuang: (helpless) Maybe this is God’s will

Day in the shopkeeper’s room

(Little Guo and Wushuang stand side by side)

Xiao Guo: (pulls out the handkerchief) Look, this is a classic

Lao Bai: (takes the handkerchief) Let me see what a classic it is ( W) Take the lead in serving the imperial court. What (throw it to the shopkeeper)

Shopkeeper: (surprised) Hey, did you embroider this?

Xiao Guo: What do you think is the emperor’s handwriting? Brothers from the Six Doors, each with one hand

Lao Bai: OK, OK, OK, OK, OK (give the handkerchief back to Xiao Guo) Guo asked Wushuang) Sister, where is yours?

Wushuang: I am not as good at embroidery as Miss Guo, so I don’t need to read it

Xiao Guo: Now that I have embroidered, let me embroider it

Wushuang : It’s really not necessary

Xiao Guo: (grabs the handkerchief from Wushuang’s back) Wow, there’s nothing embroidered~~

Lao Bai: (angry) Shuang’er, what are you doing? Seriously, won’t I let you compete?

Wushuang: I give up

Xiao Guo: Haha, give in, give in

Shopkeeper: Forget it, bring up the handkerchief, let’s proceed The competition for the next event

(Lao Bai handed over Wushuang’s handkerchief and the shopkeeper unfolded it to look carefully)

Lao Bai: What happened?

Shopkeeper: Who said Wushuang didn’t embroider? She used red thread to embroider

Wushuang: It’s not red thread, it’s blood

Xiao Guo: Do ??you think you wrote a blood letter? Well, who are you trying to scare?

The shopkeeper: (Read the words on the handkerchief)

Ask what love is in the world, and it will tell you whether life or death is the same.

Traveling all over the world, Lao Wing has been experiencing the cold and heat several times.

Happiness is fun, parting is painful, and there are even more idiotic children in it.

You should say something, there are thousands of miles of clouds, there is dusk snow on thousands of mountains, who is the shadow going to?

Lao Bai: (happy) Shuang, okay! I can write poems now

Wushuang: I only know this one, which I copied from the inscription on the stele

Lao Bai: That’s okay

Little Guo: Let me take a look (runs over and picks up the handkerchief to read) It’s invalid and invalid

Old Bai: (dissatisfied) Why should it be invalidated?

Xiao Guo: Even the scholar can’t see it, isn’t it? Same as Bai Xiu

Shopkeeper: This time the competition is about embroidery skills and I declare Wushuang the winner

(Lao Bai and the shopkeeper applaud)

Xiao Guo: ( Dissatisfied) Why? In what way is my embroidery worse than hers?

Shopkeeper: (loudly) Can you embroider such small characters?

Xiao Guo: I (strongly dissatisfied) Black whistle, I protest, I protest I protest~~~~

Shopkeeper: (Loudly) Shut your big mouth (W) The protest is invalid, if you dare to roar on the field again, you will be disqualified from the competition

Lao Bai: Did you hear that? Do you dare to compete on the next project?

Xiao Guo: (narrowing his mouth) Comparison, why not, which project

Housekeeper: Cooking

Xiao Guo: (laughing) Do you know how my mother tied my father up at home?

Lao Bai: Use a dog leash

Xiao Guo: Go! (To the audience) If you want to capture a man's heart, you must capture his stomach.

This is what my mother taught me

Lobby Night

(Everyone sat around the table with two plates of dishes on the table, Xiao Guo and Wu Shuang stood aside)

Big Mouth: Why only two dishes?

Xiao Guo: Oops, I can’t chew off more than I can chew. It’s just these two dishes. Let’s rate them

Lao Bai: Which dish is it? It's yours

Xiao Guo: I (want to point but stop) Uh, how can I tell you this to avoid cheating

Lao Bai: Tsk~

Xiao Guo: You can try it yourself

Da Zui: Then I’ll come first (taste the dish) Well, this palace fried chicken is pretty good, I really like it

Xiao Bei : Let me try it (psychological activity: Forget it, I offended Sister Guo for a competition, it’s not worth it) What, I think this scrambled egg is good, this is my first time Eat such good eggs

Lao Bai: Leave me alone, you kid who just tells lies with your eyes open (tasting the food) This is not diced chicken. Isn’t this diced chicken? I choose chicken Ding

Shopkeeper: (Tasting the food) (Psychological activity: Forget it, let Xiao Guo win once. Look at her attitude. If she is anxious, she won’t give up my shop

Smashed) Well, both dishes are good, but I think the scrambled eggs are better

Xiao Guo: (sighed with relief) Very good, now it’s a tie between two and two (dishes Push it to the front of the scholar) The decision is up to you (the scholar tastes the food)

Xiucai: (Psychological activity: If Wushuang loses, they will be tied, if Fumei loses, she will have no chance) I agree with the shopkeeper According to the argument, scrambled eggs

win

Wushuang: Do you have a sense of taste?

Xiaobei: Don’t curse if you lose, you still have a chance

Xiao Guo: (looking dumb) But I have no chance

Everyone: Huh?

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Xiucai: (holds up the Gongbao chicken) Did you make the Gongbao chicken?

Xiao Guo: (eats the egg) Bah (spit it out) You have to cheat even in this kind of competition, you are going too far (enters the backyard angrily)

Xiucai: Fu Sister~Fumei~(Follow up)

Backyard Night

Xiucai: Fumei, listen to me

Xiao Guo: (sad and crying) What am I? Don’t even listen to this. I’m so excited about such a shabby shop

Xiucai: You really copied that Kung Pao Chicken

Xiao Guo: No, I can still It’s you

Xiucai: But, it’s really delicious

Xiao Guo: Then why do you say that eggs are delicious

Xiucai: I I thought you copied that egg, so...

Xiao Guo: You want to help me, right? (Loud) I tell you, I can copy that dish without (W), But I’m a classic

Xiucai: It’s really a classic~~How about I tell the shopkeeper about two more games

Xiao Guo: (loudly) No need (W) The referee is unfair, and that’s all.

Xiucai: I don’t blame the referee this time.

I don’t know Xiaobei’s situation, but the shopkeeper and I really want to help you (wipe Xiao Guo’s tears)

Xiao Guo: If you want to help me, you can help me like this, then if you want to harm me I (shouted at the scholar) It’s so ugly that I’m still alive

Xiucai: We all thought you copied the egg

Xiao Guo: (stopped crying) Why

Xiucai: The Wushuang girl’s cooking skills are far beyond your imagination

Xiao Guo: (Suddenly realized) Then she wanted to lose to me on purpose. Why?

Lobby Night

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Wushuang: No, I just think this kind of game is meaningless

(Xiao Guo and Xiucai enter)

Xiao Guo: So which game is meaningful? If you dare to say it, I will dare to compete

Shopkeeper: You have already lost, so why compete?

Xiao Guo: Tsk~~The two rounds just now don’t count, let’s compare again

Lao Bai: Why don’t they count?

Xiao Guo: Just based on the kilometers Two words (Chong Wushuang) Whatever is mine is mine. If it is not mine, give it to me for free. If you don’t show your true ability and compete with me, I will return to the capital tomorrow

Lao Bai: Have a nice trip, please don’t send me far

Xiao Guo: (laughing) After returning home, the first thing I do is to report the crime

Lao Bai: Report the crime What's the case?

Xiao Guo: (Chong Dazui) A friend once bought private salt (Chong the shopkeeper) A friend once sold stolen goods (Chong Xiaobei) There is also a child who always calls others Help her write the essay

Xiao Bei: I'm your boss

Old Bai: Xiao Bei, don't be afraid, Liumen doesn't care about writing the essay

Xiao Guo: (thinking) Lao Bai, you said they don’t care about catching thieves, Thief Saint

Lao Bai: Shuang, compared with her, I still don’t believe it (gritting teeth) Who is afraid? Who is it?

Big Mouth: (agreeing) Yes, yes, compare with her and destroy her prestige

(Wushuang is still hesitating)

Xiao Guo: (Chong Wushuang) Okay, okay, oh~ I know you don’t dare to compete, it doesn’t matter, I will give you one night, you can think about it carefully, tomorrow morning, the achievement will be achieved, if not, forget it, anyway, their life and death will depend on it. It's all in your hands

(Xiao Guo goes upstairs)

Rooftop Night

(Wushuang puts his hands together on the wishing shopkeeper's head)

Shopkeeper: When you make a wish, close your eyes, otherwise it won’t work

Wushuang: (about to get up) Shopkeeper’s

Shopkeeper: Sit, sit, sit (W) that How are you thinking about the competition?

Wushuang: I promised her, just compete with her

The shopkeeper: Don’t force it, Xiao Guo is also a talkative person, you just can’t Compared with her, she won't treat us any better

Wushuang: I know, the reason why I compete with her is not all for you

The shopkeeper: This is for What?

Wushuang: I want to give the scholar one last chance to see clearly who is more suitable for him.

Shopkeeper: What if he can’t see clearly?

Wushuang: Then even if I leave, I will have no regrets

Shopkeeper: Oh, it’s not that serious. I said leaving one of the two is not to drive away either of you. , one can be a handyman, and the other can do something else~~

Wushuang: When things have come to this point, does the loser still have the nerve to stay?

Shopkeeper: Then I wish you good luck

Lobby Day

(Everyone beats bowls and applauds Lao Bai)

Lao Bai: Okay, welcome to this episode. "It's more amazing than I don't know the world" (Looking at the camera) Your happiness is not as happy as mine, and your satisfaction is not as satisfying as mine. Audience friends, are you satisfied?

(Everyone is silent)

Old Bai: I can’t hear you. Please speak louder. Are you satisfied?

Everyone: Not satisfied~~

Lao Bai: OK, then go and stay somewhere to cool down

(Everyone is disdainful)

Lao Bai: Next, let me introduce the four guests present today (referring to

Shopkeeper) The first one, wow, so amazing, she is Shopkeeper Tong from Tongfu Inn

(Everyone cheered and cheered the shopkeeper to get up)

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Lao Bai: OK, now I will introduce the next person. Who is he? (W) Wow, so awesome. She is Mo Xiaobei, the leader of the Hengshan Sect (referring to Xiaobei)

(Everyone cheers and cheers Xiaobei to get up)

Xiao Bei: (Advertisement) The wife left Shaolin, and the wife returned to Wudang. Hengshan Sword Technique, practiced both internally and externally, is infinitely powerful. It is an indispensable and indispensable magic weapon for you to strengthen your body, travel at home, and destroy homes and homes. For registration, please consult Hengshan Martial Arts School (change angle). For specific address, please consult Hengshan Laoyakou, thirty miles to the north, two hundred and sixty miles to the east, seven thousand eight hundred and sixty miles to the west...

Lao Bai: (interruption) OK, stop talking nonsense. Now let me introduce the third guest present. Wow, he is even more powerful. Speaking in Cantonese (using a Cantonese accent), he is so powerful. Who is he? He is Lu Qinghou, the hero of Guanzhong

(Everyone cheers and cheers the scholar to get up)

Xiucai: Ahem... read more, read good books (hold up the book), this martial arts biography, It records the grievances and hatreds of the people of Jianghu for thousands of years. It is soul-stirring and exciting. It will make people forget about food and drink and become sick. This book has not been published yet. If you are interested in cooperating, please come to our office for an interview and we will keep you up all night. talk.

Lao Bai: OK, okay, heroes, stop advertising here and introduce the last guest present. Wow, it’s even more powerful. It’s so powerful that it’s a bit unbelievable. Who is he? He is the only descendant of the God of Cookery in the capital: Li Xiulian

(Everyone cheers and cheers for Dazui to get up)

Dazui: Just call me Dazui, Li Dazui. Male, twenty-seven years old, unmarried, healthy and good-looking, unmarried, with excellent qualities and various qualities...

Lao Bai: OK, next one Yes

Big Mouth: I haven’t finished speaking yet

Lao Bai: There is no time, there are still two contestants. Okay, now we solemnly invite our two contestants: the first, the invincible overlord:

Guo Furong (applause) (Guo Furong appeared in a cloak with overwhelming momentum) and the super resentful woman: I wish Wushuang (applause) (Wish Wushuang appears elegantly and charmingly wearing a scarf) Are the two contestants ready?

Xiao Guo: I’ve been prepared for a long time, just wait for death

Wushuang: Just keep it as a laughing stock

Lao Bai: Well, let me introduce you Competition rules: This game adopts a best-of-five-game system. Below, the first link we conduct is:

I wipe, I wipe, I wipe (gesture of the lucky scholar shopkeeper) OK, who Whoever can clean these two pots in the shortest time will win (audience cheers) (starts to wipe the pots)

Lao Bai: Well, who is the real winner of this session? She is hard-working, kind-hearted, down-to-earth and willing to work: she is still smart and opportunistic, don’t walk away and tell you after the commercial (throwing the sign)

——Commercial time

(Big Mouth The pot got stuck while cooking)

Big Mouth: Hey, the pot got stuck again, how can I do this job in the future?

Shopkeeper: Are you still using the iron pot for cooking? It’s long past time to replace it. The Tangmen non-stick pan adopts Sichuan’s latest Tangmen copper technology. The heating surface

has a large area and can heat evenly and quickly. If you put a little oil on it, you can cook it. Delicious food. Moreover, it is easy to clean and not easy to stick to the pan.

If you buy now, you will get a set of Tangmen's exclusive secret concealed weapons as a gift. First come, first served, while supplies last. They are available in all major inns and weapon stores. Welcome to inquire

Big Mouth: Use Tangmen's non-stick weapons Hello, wok stir-fry (the two look at each other)

Tong Li: Hello too

——Competition

Lao Bai: Welcome to the Qixia Town ratings The most popular costume variety show, I wiped, I wiped, I wiped (the gesture of the lucky scholar owner), the two contestants were wiped out, and the two pots were wiped out with lightning speed. So is it the hard-working one who wipes it clean, or the virtuous one who does it beautifully? The camera of our four judges is invited to cut over - Four judges, put the copper coins in your hands into the iron pot you identify. Whoever has more money in the pot will win - Four judges are invited to enter

(Everyone lined up and walked past Guo Furong and threw money into Zhu Wushuang’s pot)

Xiao Guo: Hey, hey, hey...

Old Bai: So good, the chairman of the jury will announce the results of the competition (applause)

Shopkeeper: I announce that the winner of this competition is: Zhu Wushuang (Zhu Wushuang gives a lap dance)

Old Bai: Okay, I wish Wushuang, as the favorite and the only winner of this game, please say a few words to the audience who have been supporting you (pointing to the camera)

Wushuang: First of all, I want to thank you. My parents, thank them for their kindness in raising me: I would also like to thank the four judges: Most importantly, I want to thank the audience friends in front of the TV: If you didn’t support me (choking)

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Xiao Guo: Okay, okay, that’s almost done

Lao Bai: Okay, now let me introduce the second link: I wash, I wash, I wash, wash (the gesture of the lucky scholar shopkeeper) - then, the requirement of this link is, whoever washes it clean in the shortest time will win (the audience cheers )

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(Start washing clothes)

Old Bai: Okay, who is the real winner in this session? She who is born with beauty and cannot give up on herself, or she who looks back and smiles charmingly. Don't go away, I'll tell you after the commercial

——Commercial time

(Mo Xiaobei entered the scene and poured the soap powder into the basin, squatted on the ground, and started washing clothes. Wipe sweat. Tong Xiangyu entered the scene and stood aside to observe Xiaobei. Xiaobei looked up and found Tong Xiangyu)

Xiaobei: Sister-in-law, I can help you wash your clothes

(Tong Xiangyu opened his arms) Xiaobei jumped into Tong's arms and then came out to pick up the soap locust powder)

Xiaobei: Bird brand soap locust powder has created a good leader (thumb)

——Back to the game

Lao Bai: Welcome to the nation's number one costume variety show: I wash, I wash, I wash. Okay, before the results of the competition are announced, let us interview the two contestants.

(To Xiao Guo) How about this contestant? Are you confident in winning this game?

Xiao Guo: As long as there is no black whistle, I can beat her with my eyes closed

Lao Bai: Well said, in line with the old saying, all talk and no practice (haha) Haha—laughing evilly)

Xiao Guo: The host is a thief, the legendary thief is him, that’s him,

Lao Bai: This contestant really knows how to tell jokes, director , cut this paragraph off, now four judges are invited to enter (everyone observes the clean clothes)

Shopkeeper: (to Wushuang) Hey, what did you use to wash the clothes so fragrantly

Xiao Guo: What’s the use of incense? It’s not better than cooking skills

Shopkeeper: You don’t understand this. Washing clothes is also an art of life. Just being clean is not enough. Let's learn

Xiao Guo: Hey, it's clearly agreed that whoever washes clean will win

Big Zui: But Wushuang's family also washes very clean. Is it?

Xiucai: Yes, yes

Xiaobei: Sister Wushuang, why?

Wushuang: Because, I used Bird brand soap locust powder, it Contains a unique super stain removal formula, go. . . . . .

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