I am urgently looking for funny lines for a blind date! ! ! ! ! !

Female: Did you have a girlfriend before?

Male: Ten years of life and death are so vast that I cannot forget them without thinking about them.

Female: Dead? How did you die?

Male: The mountains have no mausoleums, the rivers are exhausted, there are thunders in winter and rain and snow in summer.

Female: Oh, it’s a natural disaster. So how did you get here all these years?

Male: His face is dusty and smoky, his hands are gray and the fingers are black.

Female: Hey, it’s not easy. So what was your first feeling when you saw me?

Male: Suddenly a spring breeze comes overnight, and thousands of pear trees bloom.

Female: (blushing) Is it that good?

Male: What is conveyed by dross is not pure beauty, but what is difficult to describe is spirit.

Female: Flatterer! Do you have an ideal?

Male: He is young and has great aspirations, yet he dares to laugh at Huang Chao for not being a husband.

Female: What are your... views on love?

Male: Only in this mountain, I don’t know where the clouds are.

Female: Do you like reading?

Male: Twelve volumes of military books, each with my father’s name on it!

Female: Is this a big boast? You are so talented, why are you still single?

Male: My sister-in-law is unmarried and her body is like nothing, and she knows how miserable she is.

Female: (laughing) If, I mean if, I agree to marry you, how are you going to treat me?

Male: A heart of ice is in a jade pot!

Female: You promise not to be tempted by other women.

Male: I swear I won’t be able to bear the trouble, my heart is filled with water from an ancient well.

Female: I’ll believe you for now. However, I am planning to go to the United States to study. Can you wait for me?

Male: After so many years, it should be a good time and beautiful scenery.

Female: But...

Male: Standing on the railing alone, there is no limit to the world. It is easy to say goodbye but difficult to see others.

Female: But...

Male: Looking at her husband, Jiang Youyou turns into stone and never looks back!

Female: Okay, okay, I’m scared of you...