Begging for a disgusting joke

I was hungry last night and wanted to cook some rice porridge. Because the dormitory is small, the rice cooker can only be cooked on the ground, and the porridge maker knows how much porridge will overflow, so on the ground ... at noon the next day, MM came to the dormitory to wake me up. When she opened the door and saw a white sticky thing on the ground, she was full of tears and suddenly jumped up and hugged me tightly, sobbing, "I decided to sleep with you tonight, and I will never be SY again!"

A guest was afraid of vomiting when flying, so he asked the stewardess to give him a bag. After a while, the stewardess came to see, everyone else vomited, and the guest was fine, so she asked him what was wrong. He said, I was afraid that one bag was not enough, so I threw up and ate it back. I didn't expect everyone else to throw up.

Some people like the dish "spicy vermicelli pot" very much. Once, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that the dish was sold out. "Is it really sold out?" He asked in disappointment. "Sir, really sold out. You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table. " The waiter replied. According to the waiter's instructions, the man saw a very decent gentleman sitting next to him. The gentleman's food has been eaten almost, but the "spicy vermicelli pot" is still full. The man thought that a gentleman had wasted delicious food, so he went up to the gentleman and pointed to the "spicy vermicelli pot" and politely asked, "Do you want more, sir?" The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and wolfed it down. After a while, he swallowed half. Suddenly, he found a little mouse lying at the bottom of the casserole with all its hair. In a fit of nausea, the man vomited all the fans he had eaten back into the casserole. When he had a stomachache there, the gentleman looked at him sympathetically and said, "It's disgusting, isn't it?" I'm like this ... "

On this day, the hotel owner is patrolling the hall. A beggar came forward and said, "Can the boss give me a toothpick?" The boss gave him one and sent it away. After a while, another beggar came and asked for a toothpick. The boss thought, why do beggars want toothpicks instead of rice now? I also gave him one to send away, not too old, and another beggar came. The boss said to him, "Are you here to get a toothpick, too?" The beggar said, "Someone threw up and I came late. The first two beggars ate everything they could, and now only one is thin. " Can you give me a straw? "

Eldest brother and second child fly, and second child gets airsick and keeps vomiting. A bag is full, so the boss has to get it. When he came back, he found that the whole plane was vomiting. The boss asked the reason, and the second child said, "I think this bag is full, so I had to drink half of it and throw up."

A man who was hungry for seven days and a man who was hungry for fifteen days were walking in the forest in despair when they suddenly saw a piece of shit. At first, both of them wanted to eat, and they were very polite. After fifteen days of hunger, the man let the man who had been hungry for seven days eat first.

The man who has been hungry for seven days feels more and more wrong: he has been hungry longer than me. Why should I eat first? The more I think about it, the more disgusting I am, and I throw up. People who have been hungry for fifteen days hurried forward to swallow vomit. People who have been hungry for seven days are even more strange. They ask, why didn't you eat just now, and now you eat again? People who have been hungry for fifteen days say with a smile: I want to eat something hot!

Two beggars fainted from hunger, so they found a spittoon and discussed it. A man drank half of it, and beggar A picked it up and drank it ... only heard the sound of "whoops". He immediately drank the spittoon clean. Beggar B beat beggar A, and beggar A spoke: It's really fucking unfair ... I don't know which turtle son vomited ... so I haven't bitten for a long time. ...

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