It is a handwritten newspaper that roams the Chinese character kingdom in the fifth grade. Tell me some Chinese jokes, homophonic allegorical sayings, the origin of Chinese characters and so on.

1. On a business trip with colleagues from other places, local colleagues were hospitable and hosted a banquet in a private room in characteristic hotel that night. After sitting down, a dozen men and women have been chatting, and only one person is ordering. After ordering, I asked everyone's opinion: "The food is ready. Is there anything else to add? " In this case, in Beijing, we usually ask the young lady to quote the name of the dish she ordered. So a buddy in Beijing said, "Miss, report it."

Miss saw his one eye, nothing happened.

"Miss, report it!" Dude, it's a little urgent.

Miss face flushed, still nothing happened.

"What? Let you report that you didn't hear it? " Dude, it's really urgent.

A female colleague hurriedly dozen circle field: "Miss, please report one by one, ah."

The young lady mumbled something and asked, "So, so ... is it okay to hold a woman instead of a man?"

A beautiful woman dressed sexy left her camera in the back seat when she got off the taxi.

When the driver saw this, he quickly put his head out of the window and shouted at the beauty: "Miss, your camera!" " "

The beauty blushed and turned to scold: "You are still like a fucking duck!" "

Hearing this, the driver drove away angrily.

At this time, the beauty suddenly thought that the camera was still in the car, so she chased the car and shouted, "Master, my camera! My camera! "

The table is full, and all the leaders are here.

The house was full of greetings.

The lady next to the party is very beautiful, new, inexperienced and quite nervous.

Everyone sat down, and someone called, "Miss, tea!" "

Miss hurried forward and pointed her finger: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, * * * seven!"

Everyone laughed, and the leader went on to say, "pour the tea!" "

Miss busy "down" again: "7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, or 7."

Someone asked, "What are you counting?"

The young lady hesitated and whispered, "I am a dog."

Step 4 eat one kilogram

A man went out in the morning and saw a pile of shit next to him, so he went home and wrote: I saw a pile of shit at my door and I ate a catty! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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Crossword puzzle: need half, leave half.

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Crossword: General Store-Noisy

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Crossword puzzle: begging breathlessly

Crossword puzzle: Four parties come to cooperate and make greater contribution-installation.

Crossword: A little change before greed makes you poor-poverty.

Crossword: Half-cloth Spring and Autumn Period-Qin

Crossword puzzle: Yinchuan-Spring

Crossword puzzle: Again-Ran

Crossword: goalkeeper-flash

Crossword: Someone stole a car-lost it.

Crossword puzzle: once every other day after brewing.

Crossword: half green and half purple

Crossword: Self-body

Crossword: Scholar's Tail Up-Baldness

Crossword puzzle: focus on supporting northwest-head

Crossword puzzle: not physically and mentally disabled. -Rest.

Crossword puzzle: eighteen times six school

Crossword puzzle: a heart with three stars-heart

Crossword: one to the left, one to the vertical-pressure

Crossword puzzle: eight-headed learning

Crossword puzzle: one in a thousand, one in a hundred-Bo

Crossword puzzle: Goose chasing boat-patrolling 2 1 10, guess a word, the answer is: Yan.

Four people move a piece of wood and guess a word. The answer is: Jay.

A person, guess a word, the answer is: big.

Everyone has a mouth and a hand under his mouth. Guess a word, and the answer is: take it.

Including one person, guess the answer is: meat.

One person chooses two villains, and the answer is: clip.

A man has a bow around his waist. Guess the answer is: Yi.

Take a bite of the cow's tail and guess a word. The answer is Sue.

Confidently, guess a word, and the answer is: pay.

One big and two small, guess a word and the answer is: Nai.

A bucket of rice, guess a word and the answer is: material.

1 7, guess a word, the answer is: fat.

One plus one, guess a word. The answer is: Wang.

Half, guess a word and the answer is: mortar.

Thirteen o'clock in a word, the difficulty lies in how to order. Guess a word and the answer is: juice.

One hundred MINUS one, guess a word, the answer is: white.

Night after night, guess a word and the answer is: a lot.

A person moves two pieces of soil and guesses a word. The answer is: OK.

One week, guess a word, and the answer is: the theme.

A family of eleven, guess a word and the answer is: Ji.

A family of seven people planted an acre of land, but they didn't have enough to eat, and they also kept a dog. The answer is: animals.

There is a stick, a square box and a ladder hanging in the middle. The answer is: noodles.

A cow, guess a word, the answer is: health.

A dog has four mouths. Guess a word, and the answer is: utensils.

An arrow goes through the heart, and the answer is: yes.

It is 1. 1 meter long. When I arrived in Nanyang, there was a man in Nanyang who was only one inch long. The answer is: Fu.

There is water on one side and mountains on the other. Guess a word and the answer is: Shantou.

One side is red, the other side is green, while enjoying the wind and rain. The answer is: autumn.

Seven people with eight eyes, guess a word and the answer is: goods.

Seven people have grass on their heads. Guess the answer is: flowers.

Seventy-two hours, guess a word and the answer is: crystal.

Seven people have eight eyes, ten people have eight eyes and westerners have eight eyes.

My mother also has eight eyes. Guess four words, the answer is: authentic.

Ninety-nine, guess a word, the answer is: white.

Nine birds, guess a word, the answer is: pigeon.

Ninth, guess a word. The answer is: Xu.

Nine carriages, guess a word, the answer is: railroad tracks.

At nine o'clock, guess a word and the answer is: pills.

Erbajiaren, guess a word, and the answer is: wonderful.

Miss Er, guess a word, and the answer is: posture.

Two brothers, standing independently, guess a word and the answer is: competition.