Who can tell me a joke?

Three little white rabbits picked a mushroom

The two older ones asked the younger one to get some wild vegetables to eat together

The younger one said I won’t go You guys will eat my mushrooms when I leave

The two big ones said they didn’t know how to do it, so they went and the little white rabbit went~~~

Half a year passed and the little white rabbit The white rabbit hasn't come back yet. The big one said it won't come back. Let's eat it.

The other big one said wait a little longer~~~

A year has passed for the little white rabbit. The two big ones haven’t come back yet, so we don’t have to wait and let’s eat.

At this moment, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the jungle next to it and said angrily: Look! I knew you were going to eat me. Mushrooms!!

1. A man went to see a doctor. The doctor asked him: What’s wrong with you? He replied: I am eating whatever I want now, eating apples and pulling apples, eating vegetables and pulling vegetables. What should I do? "The doctor replied: This is easy to do! Then can't you just eat shit?

2. The giraffe wanted to divorce the monkey. The deer said: I've had enough of the days of jumping up and down. I I want a divorce.

The monkey said: I have never seen anyone climb a tree even after being kissed!