Who can tell a XX joke?

Afternoon coffee

Once, the general manager approached four female colleagues. "Beautiful ladies, do you want to guess?" Hee hee ... well, listen carefully and guess what people are thinking:

Hair on the top, hair on the bottom, and hair on the hair at night. "

"Oh, the general manager is lewd, and people are not coming!"

"Hey, don't get me wrong, the answer is' eyes'"

Misunderstanding (2)

When punching in, the general manager said to his female colleague, "Ladies! Do you want to have a brain teaser? "

Powder people think, here we go again. Listen: "What's the hardest part? Girls like it best, especially married women, and they can't put it down. Brainstorm! Start! "

The fans began to blush again and bowed their heads to walk away. "Ah! Haven't you said the answer yet? "

"Don't come, general manager, you are the most beautiful!"

"Ah! Where have you been? The answer is diamonds! " Misunderstanding (3)

"general manager! Don't play guessing today? "

"It's hard to guess. You can't guess."

"hum? Who said that? " All the ladies are indignant and indomitable.

All right! Then listen carefully. Guess one thing about human beings:

"One thing can be long or short. Westerners are long and orientals are short. "

The ladies began to blush again and pretend to be shy.

"alas! I hate it! Give more tips? "

"Well, hint: after marriage, the wife can use this thing from her husband."

"Oh, why can't I use it before I get married?" A slightly shrew mm teased and asked.

"If you insist on using it, it will make people laugh: What a scandal?"

"alas! I hate it! Give a hint. " Ladies are pretending to be reserved again.

"Well, hint: monks won't use it."

"So ... so ... will a nun think of using it?" Then mm will ask again

"The nun also need not. The things they use are getting longer and longer. "

"wow! Wow? " The ladies made a charming voice full of envy and longing.

"Why? Can't guess? It's hard to guess, so you don't believe it. "

"Is it big sometimes? Sometimes small? " It's still that mm asking.

"Well, that's right! Seeing that he is old, say he is: the older one;

If you think he is younger, you can say that he is: the younger one, like the one who played professional baseball recently, according to size. "

"alas! So dirty, use this point? " Young ladies are whispering to each other.

The ladies have decided that the answer is "that", but they are embarrassed to say it.

Suddenly I saw the chairman's car pull into the gate outside the window, and the ladies hurried back to their seats.

"Ah! Haven't you guessed yet? "

"alas! I'm not going! The general manager is lewd! "

"Ah! What do you think? The answer is the surname of the first name. "