Funny sentences without objects

The whole world is full of the sour smell of love, but I am the only one who exudes the fragrance of being single.

2. Single boys are called single dogs; single girls are called single dogs, but the dogs ignore them.

3. I heard that tomorrow is Valentine’s Day in the West. Fortunately, I'm from the south, so I won't get involved.

4. Everyone, please hold the flowers more firmly for me. If the rose branch pricks me, I won’t be able to get up.

5. If no one transfers money to you on Valentine’s Day, you can ask me. You transfer the money to me first, and I will transfer it to you. The handling fee is only 2%. You can also change your avatar and say sweet words that will move you to death. Thank you! Just when you need me, I'm professional.

6. Valentine's Day is coming soon. If 250 shows me affection, I will seal his mouth with 502.

7. I am not an Oreo but I can take a dip.

8. The temperature has dropped recently. I wonder if my ex-boyfriend’s coffin board will leak air. Alas!

9. Instead of suffering the pain of love, it is better to eat, drink, dart and gamble.

10. Being single is good, being single is good, and you can be good with whoever you want.