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There is a joke or reading note about a man who went out to eat and drink every day and boasted about where he ate when he came back. Then his wife followed him secretly.

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Mencius: Qi people have wives and concubines, and if their lovers go out, they will drink and eat meat. If his wife wants to eat and drink, she will have money. His wife said to his concubine, "when a lover comes out, he will eat wine and meat, and then turn back;" Invite them and those who eat and drink, and they will be rich. Those who don't come are the places where my love lives. "At the beginning of the flea, all the good people did were given, and there was no one in the country to talk to each other. Dongguo stroke, worshippers begging for rest; Insufficient, but also take care of him-this is the way to meet. When his wife came back, she told her concubine, "A lover is the hope of his life. If this is the case now. "Instead of being jealous of his lover, he cried in the atrium, but his lover didn't know it. He gave alms from outside and was proud of his wives. From a gentleman's point of view, the reason why people seek wealth and power is because wives and concubines are shameless and don't cry.

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There was a man in the state of Qi. He had a wife and a concubine. Every time a husband goes out, he must be drunk and full when he comes home. His wife asked him who he was having dinner and drinking with. According to him, they are all rich and powerful people. His wife said to his concubine, "when the husband goes out, he always comes back drunk;" Ask him who to eat and drink with. According to him, they are all rich and powerful people, but we have never seen rich and powerful people go home. I'm going to quietly see where he is going. "When I got up the next morning, she followed her husband around the city and didn't see anyone standing down to talk to her husband. Finally, he went to the cemetery in the eastern suburbs and asked the grave sweeper for some leftovers. Not enough, he looked around and begged elsewhere-that's how he got drunk. His wife came home and told his concubine: "The husband is the person we look up to and the support of our life. Now he is like this! -"They cursed and cried in the yard, but the husband didn't know. He came back triumphantly from the outside, imposing himself in front of his two women. In the eyes of a gentleman, it is rare for people to cry together without shaming their wives and concubines!