April Fool's joke in Chinese and English.

Lead: April Fool's Day is coming. The following is an April Fool's joke I compiled. Welcome to reading. Remember April Fool's Day? Fool? For fun!

A man was reading a newspaper when his wife came up behind him and tapped him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

He asked, "What is this for?"

She said, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket that said' Betty Sue'."

He said, "Ah, honey,' Betty Sue' is the name of the horse I bet on." She shrugged her shoulders and walked away.

Three days later, he was reading a newspaper when she came up behind him and hit him on the back of the head with a frying pan again.

He asked, "What is this for?"

She replied, "Your horse called."

A guy was reading a newspaper when his wife came up behind him and hit him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asked. Why is this? She said:? I found a photo in your pocket, which read? Betty Sue? Note. ? He said:? Oh, honey? Betty Sue? It's the name of the horse I bet on. ? She shrugged her shoulders and left. Three days later, he was reading a newspaper when his wife came up behind him and hit him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asked: Why is this? She replied:? Your horse called. ?

A man was hit by a taxi in the street. He was taken to the hospital.

His wife stood by his bed and said to the doctor, "I think he is very ill."

"I'm afraid he's dead." The doctor said.

Hearing this, the man shook his head and said, "I'm not dead." I am still alive.

"Be quiet," said the wife. "The doctor knows better than you!"

A man was knocked down by a taxi in the street and was taken to the hospital. His wife stood in front of his bed and said to the doctor, I think he is badly hurt. ?

The doctor said, I'm afraid he's dead. ?

Hearing the doctor's words, the man turned and said, I'm not dead. I am still alive. ?

The wife said: Be quiet, the doctor knows more than you. ?

In the traffic court of a big city in the midwest, a young lady was brought before the judge to respond to the ticket she received for running a red light. She explained to the judge that she was a school teacher and asked that her case be dealt with immediately so that she could go to class as soon as possible. There was a flash of fanaticism in the judge's eyes. "You are a school teacher, huh?" He said. "Madam, I will realize my lifelong ambition. Sit at that table and write' I ran a red light' 500 times. "

In the traffic court of a big city in the midwest, a young lady was brought before the judge. She was given a ticket for running a red light. The lady explained to the judge that she was a school teacher and asked the judge to deal with her case immediately so that she could go back to class. The judge flashed a sly look in his eyes and said, are you a school teacher? Ma 'am, I'm about to realize my lifelong dream. Sitting at that table writing? I drove through a red light? 500 times ?

On my way home one night, I found some newly cut roses outside a flower shop. After selecting a dozen, I went into the shop and a young salesgirl greeted me.

On my way home one night, I saw some newly cut roses outside a flower shop. I picked out a dozen and went into the shop. A young salesgirl greeted me.

"Are these for your wife, sir?" She asked.

? Are these for your wife, sir? She asked.

"Yes," I said.

? Yes? I said.

"For her birthday?" She asked.

? Her birthday? She asked.

"No," I replied.

? No? I answered.

"For your anniversary?"

? Your wedding anniversary?

"No," I said again.

? No? I answered again.

When I pocketed my change and walked to the door, the young woman shouted, "I hope she can forgive you."

When I put the change in my pocket and walked to the door, the young woman shouted at me. I hope she can forgive you. ?

After spending a night with his blind date, the man couldn't stand it any longer. Earlier, he had secretly arranged for a friend to call him so that he had an excuse to leave. When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a cold expression and said, "I have some bad news." My grandfather just died. " "Thank God," his date replied. "If yours doesn't, my meeting will have to!"

After spending a night with a blind date, men can't stand it anymore. He arranged for a friend to call him in advance so that he could leave first. When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a gloomy expression and said, Unfortunately, my grandfather just died. ? Thank god! ? His date said. If your grandpa doesn't die, my grandpa will die! ?

PE teacher: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, children?

Nick: Yes, sir. Often. I saw it just last night.

Teacher: Please tell us something about it.

Nick: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. My father always said, "Wash your dirty linen in public."

PE teacher: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, children?

Nick: Yes, sir, often. I just saw it last night.

Teacher: Tell us about the situation at that time.

Nick: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. My father always said, wash your dirty linen in public.

A conductor was about to signal the train to start when he saw a beautiful girl standing by an open door on the platform, talking to another beautiful girl in the carriage.

"Come on, miss!" He shouted. "Please close the door!"

"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she replied.

"Please close the door," the guard shouted. "I'll take care of the rest."

A conductor had just signaled the train to start when he saw a beautiful girl standing by an open carriage door on the platform, talking to another beautiful girl in the carriage.

? Hurry up, miss! ? He shouted:? Please close the door. ?

? Oh, I haven't kissed my sister goodbye yet. ? She replied.

? Would you please close the door? The conductor said, I'll take care of the rest. ?

One day, a tourist from the city came to a small village and drove on the country road to see what the farm looked like and how farmers made a living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig in his hand, holding it high so that the pig could eat the apples on the apple tree. The city man said to the farmer, "I think your pig likes apples, but isn't that a waste of time?" The farmer replied, "What is time to a pig?"

One day, a tourist from the city came to a small village. He drove along the road in the country to see what the farm was like and how farmers made a living by farming. City people saw a farmer on the grass behind his house, holding a pig in his hand and holding it high so that it could eat from the tree.

Apples. The city man said to the farmer, "I think your pig likes apples, but isn't it a waste of time?" The farmer replied, "What does time mean to pigs?"