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What's the joke about Laba Festival?

1. In the morning, Dalin's mother cooked Laba porridge and told everyone to get up and drink, even her five-month-old grandson did not leave behind. Everyone sat around the table, Dalin's daughter-in-law was holding her son, and Lao Lin and her wife teased her grandson together. "Come on, drink Laba porridge, Laba porridge (poo), Laba porridge (poo) ... after saying it several times, I heard a plop, and my grandson really pooped! He ruined the appetite of the whole family.

2, family gatherings, eating out, my son is two and a half years old, very partial to food, loves to eat tofu, and recently only eats tofu. There is a scrambled egg with laba beans on the table. I like it very much. I gave my son a laba bean and wanted him to taste it. The son refused and asked, "What is this?"

I replied, "This is a bean. It is delicious. Mom likes it best. "

The son continued to ask, "What are beans?"

I explained a lot to him that vegetables are nutritious and grow taller. . . . . My son just doesn't want to eat.

I only heard his uncle say, "beans are the mother of tofu."

Then the son ate beans ~ ~ ~ ~

It's Laba in a blink of an eye, and class reunion is popular at the end of the year.

Sister: "Last Spring Festival, there was a reunion of classmates, one table for two and one table for bachelors. This year's class reunion, a wedding table, a table that hates marriage. Look at this posture, next year is the table for holding the baby, and it is the last table. "

My mother: "relax, we are now a table for the second marriage, the original table." There will be one table left in a few years. "