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Regardless of the east, regardless of the west, the wine tube, ups and downs, drink. In the Qing Dynasty, the business of a pub in the south of the Yangtze River was depressed, and the business with literati as the theme was getting better and better. "Guan" and "Guan" are harmonious, and "Ba" and "Ba" are harmonious.

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Leading a white cow through the prince's shop; Bai Gong rode a black horse to catch up with Gong Ye Chang. A student disciple of Jikongmen sparred. Three Shanghai scholars, Min Ziqian, Bai Niu, Ran Boniu, Bai Gongqi, Bai, Gongye Chang and Gongye Chang, came to write books. The people in Huating were affected by evil deeds. Zheng Luoshu, the Shanghai magistrate, and Nie Bao, the Huating magistrate in the Ming Dynasty. "Book Falling" is consistent with "Luo Shu", and "Evil Report" is consistent with "Nie Bao". The tide rises and falls, straight. Zhu Yunming said to a friend. "Sailing Night" is homophonic with Confucius disciple "Fan Chi"; "Sail fast" is homophonic with the general "Fan Kuai" in the early Han Dynasty; "Straight" and "",Song and Huang Tingjian; "La" is homophonic with "Luban". In ancient times, a skillful craftsman pulled nails at the stern, and Confucius was born at the stern. Lightning between clouds, Huo Guang is from Hanzhong. Jie Jin said to a friend. "Boat" and "Zhou" blend together, "Huo Guang" and "firelight" blend together, and six cats enjoy the cool under the bamboo, which is completely free from the heat of summer. Iris is facing the sun, and the wind is coming. "Summer" is homophonic with "mouse" and "wind" is homophonic with "bee", so clothes and sandals are urgently needed. Abandoning armor and delaying troops are often defeated. Xia Yuanji, Minister of War, and Zhou Da, Minister of War, were right. "Urgent business" and "giving things" are harmonious, and "frequent loss" and "history" are harmonious. Abandon your armor and drag your troops away, minister Xuan. Zhao Jiuling versus Zhang Dao. "Giving things" and "urgency" are combined, and "Shangshu" and "often lost" are combined. Eight clogs are shoes, and there are really no shoes under the first step; Coconut ladle is a lamp, to the front Committee clock. Ming Hu and Yuan Liu Zhuang were right. "No shoes" and "rudeness" are harmonious, and "no bell" and "disloyalty" are harmonious. The tiger skin on horseback is called a spotted tiger. Wen Zhiming versus Xu Zhenqing. "False Island" and "Jia Dao" are homophonic, "Spot Label" and "Ban Label" are homophonic, and ten rains hit the Confucian crown, like a wooden barrel full of oil; Snow floats on the monk's head like a hammer. You Xiucai told Monk Lei. "Oil" is homophonic with "you", "roll" is homophonic with "thunder". Liu Ling has been drinking, and Jia Dao is drunk. "Leaving Zero" is in harmony with "Liu Ling" and "False Fall" is in harmony with "Jia Dao". The short man crosses the river-a (submerged) heart makes two-part allegorical sayings. He has run out of lamp oil-boiling the heart (core) of Chinese cabbage leaves and frying green onions-adding relatives (green) and fighting with relatives (green) to pull a beard-modesty (holding) and deficiency (beard). (touching the lamp). Wrapped in the air-playing the fool. (install wind). Sung river's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong). The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot. (running eggs). The straw hat seller throws the pole-be careful. (leaving the rope). Brother is not at home.-Come on. (sister-in-law). My nephew plays with lanterns as usual. (According to uncle). The rain hits Huangmei's head-bad luck. (pour plums). Half a grain of cotton-no way. (bullet-free) Bald man with an umbrella-lawlessness. (no hair can't). A short transition-inner peace. (Pan Xin). Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city. December weather-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet. A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift. Public toilets are still being hit by stones, which has aroused public anger. (causing male feces). Under a fur coat.-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep. Confucius' action is a complete loss. All the books. Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. (The risk is quite high). Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle). The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold). Scholar towel. (Bao Shu). The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. But look at this page. It's not surprising that the needle is still picking out towels. (Not enough for a flag). Slam the bamboo with a blunt knife.-hard. (it won't ring). How dare you tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole? What a big duster. Knock melon seeds, knock bedbugs-everyone has them. There are all kinds of benevolence. Light grass and drums-I don't want to. (Silence). Crutches at intersections-you can't be the master. I can't do it. Chatting at the salt store-I have nothing to do. It's too salty to cook. Zhang Tianshi doesn't need a boat to cross the sea-it has its own laws. (have their own methods). Blow the horn from the window-it's famous. (singing outside). The dragon god moved.-great. (out of the sea) Laojiu's brother-to be honest. (old ten). Buried in an empty coffin-arrogant. There is no one in the Woods. Eight-pronged approach-rules. (turtle lifts). Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection). Raw peanuts.-it must be noisy. I'm going to explode. The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (needle and thread) It is just right for any girl to marry Zheng Jia. (Zheng Heshi). Monk's house-temple. (wonderful). Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother? The river is bitter. Blind people wear glasses-false intelligence. (pretending to be clear). Dreams become butterflies-daydreams. (Want to fly). Monkeys learn to walk-pretend. (fake orangutan). Hardcover maotai-jiu. Spider trawl-selfish. (from silk). The blind lead the blind-busy is busy. (blind and blind). Long live Grandpa with a nosebleed-Zhen Hong. I am red. What's next-ask the question to the end. (tattoo to the end). Walking in the watermelon field. (the circle where the left and right sides intersect). Take off your old shoes and put on new ones-turn over a new leaf. (changing shoes). Sacks and straw bags-each generation is not as good as the next. One bag is not as good as one. I can remember the beans at the bottom of the bowl. (the grain enters the eye). Selling cloth without feet-bad intentions. (deliberate accident). A poor carpenter starts a business-only one sentence. There is only a saw. Brick kiln fire-rumor. (kiln smoke). Without oil, it is a waste of heart. (Waste of energy). Zhong Kui married his sister-fooling around. (Ghost Marriage) The dung boat crossed the river-pretending to be dead. (loading shit). Sticking to the Nest and Mixing with Huang Lian —— Year after year of suffering. (sticky) Open a drawer in a drugstore-have fun. (looking for pills) Frogs dive well-I don't understand. (poop-poop). Riding a horse in the opera-not (on foot) frying pickles without soy sauce-came as promised. Salt comes first. Eating jiaozi without stuffing-naughty. (pick the skin). From Henan to Hunan-it's even harder. (South Canada). Carry a stone with a lantern-do it. (copy). The earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful. (Liu Shen). Whips in the fields.-Bullshit. (urging cattle). The backbone of children-the generation of small people. The back of the villain. Aviation somersault-handstand. (inverted flight test). The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair). The old monk lives in a cave-there is nothing. (No temple). The cargo ship is at sea.-amateurs. (Foreign Airlines). Burn the flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal). Weasel in the henhouse-speculation. (stealing chickens). Soak the stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story. One salt is hard to get in. There is a reason for setting off firecrackers in the well. (with a round sound). It is not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs). Eat ginseng-spare. (added). Pi Di's mother-too thick-skinned. (Empress Dowager Pi). Millennium stone Buddha statue-honest man. (Old Stone Man). Bring a sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself. (Be a sheep's face) Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance. There is no garden. Crazy chat with a fan. (rumor) Twelve taels of silver-for sure. (one ingot). Sleep in the toilet-it's not far from death. It's not far from shit Tang Priest's book is serious. A true sutra Eating a small bowl depends on the weather. (author Tim). The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy. (heavy meat). The tortoise has chicken feathers in its belly-anxious to return. The turtle's heart is like an arrow, and there is a hole in the back of the temple. That's great. The temple is finished. Birthday star Qi Xianhe-No road. No deer. Put down eighteen dollars twice-I've heard that for a long time. (nine articles). Girls in dyehouses don't wear white shoes-naturally. (self-dyeing). Tie a braid in the back-breaking the law and discipline. (tail hair disorder). The stove turned over-what bad luck. (Pour coal). Smoke in the rice cooker-confusion. The rice is burnt.