Composition: A humorous person, more than 500 words

A humorous person

My uncle is a humorous person. He is very tall and thin. He has short black hair, a handsome face with bright black eyes, and a high nose that makes him more energetic. My uncle has a lot of knowledge and often uses humorous language to educate me.

I remember once I was doing a math problem. I was too lazy to use my brain, so I asked my uncle. When my uncle saw it, he said: "It's such a simple question. If you use your brain carefully, you will find the answer." I said coquettishly: "I have been thinking about it for a long time and haven't figured it out. Uncle, just tell me how to calculate it!" He said calmly: "Don't worry, let me tell you a joke: Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to be a famous man, but he didn't study hard or study hard. I heard that there was an old gentleman who was erudite and talented. I tried my best to invite the old gentleman to my home and said respectfully: "Sir, please do this. I will buy a collar of mats." The old gentleman asked inexplicably: "Why are you buying mats?" "As the saying goes, listening to your words is better than ten years of reading. I bought a mat to wrap up what you said. Isn't it better than ten years of reading?" "After hearing this joke, I was ashamed. My uncle asked again: "Do you still need me to explain? "No need, uncle." "I said with a blush. I hurried back to the room and immersed myself in doing the questions. From then on, whenever I encountered a question that I didn't know, I would think hard about it. If I really didn't know it, I would ask my mother and father to remind me. Although my uncle only told me one It was a joke, but it made me understand the truth of studying hard and studying hard.

I remember another time, my uncle accidentally saw the word "曰" I wrote and felt that the word "曰" I wrote seemed similar. No, it looks like the word "日". But my uncle didn't correct my mistake immediately. Instead, he made up an impromptu joke: There was a stupid student who just learned the word "日" and forgot what it meant. I went to look up the word "日" in the dictionary. I happened to see the word "日" and said in surprise: I haven't seen it for a few days, but I didn't expect that the word "日" has become thinner! After hearing this story, I felt ashamed and regretted that I didn't learn new words. Be careful. Since then, I rarely make typos.

I like my uncle very much, and I like his humor even more, because he educated me in laughter and made me grow up. Benefited a lot on the road.