Riddle jokes and answers

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1. Why is Panasonic not as powerful as Sony? Answer: Panasonic (afraid of Sony's brother)

Who is taller, A or C? Answer: C is higher (because ABCD A is lower than C)

3. Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose? Answer: Jasmine (what a delicate [beautiful] jasmine)

4. What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana)

5. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: rubber (poor rubber)

6. What are cloth and paper afraid of? Answer: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand (not afraid of 10 thousand, just afraid of one thousand)

7. What will happen when Kirin flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream reason: ice cream (ice unicorn)

9. If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Whose car is this? Answer: "If".

10, a wolf came to the North Pole, accidentally fell into the ice sea, and what became after being fished out? Answer: betel nut

1 1. Four people are playing mahjong in the room. The police came and took five people away. Why? Answer: Because the person they play is called Mahjong.

12. Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? Answer: Because the stars will "flash"

One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because we don't know each other very well.

14, a fat man jumped off a tall building. What turned out to be? Answer: Fatty.

15, 1234567890 Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 Diligence (1 Don't do it, 2 keep)

16, how to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: Silence.

17, how much is Xiaobai plus Xiaobai? Answer: White rabbits (two)

18. Is jiaozi a man or a woman? Answer: male (jiaozi has foreskin)

19, chocolate and tomatoes fight, chocolate wins, riddles and jokes and answers. Why? Answer: Because of chocolate bars.

20. Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? Answer: Call for help.

2 1. A shark ate a mung bean. What has it become? Answer: mung bean paste (mung bean shark)

22. Is Dandan the name of a dog or a tiger? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing)

23. What brand of car hates being touched by others? Answer: BMW BMW (don't touch me)

24. Who is the mother of the chicken? Answer: paper helicopter (paper raw chicken)

25. There are ABCD...26 letters. How many lETters are left after et left? Answer: 2 1 ETs drove away UFOs.

26. What is the name of the son of the wind? A: The water rises (the wind rises)

27. Which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk (lost)

28. Who will be eliminated, wolf, tiger or lion? Answer: Wolf (Momotaro)

29. Who is the child of the Red Bean Family? Answer: South China (when those red berries come in spring)

30. What color is the excrement of celery? Answer: Yellow (Qin Shihuang)

3 1. A mother gave birth to conjoined twins, and her sister's name was Mary. What's her sister's name? Answer: Monroe (Marilyn Monroe)

32. Why do many A dreams live in darkness all their lives? Answer: Because he can't see his fingers.

33. Who cries when she thinks of her mother? Answer: Grandpa (thinking of his mother's words every night, sparkling tears, Lu)

34. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why? A: The reason is clear.

35. What's the child's name? Answer: I have a gift (born with it)

Don't go out if you don't have much money on rainy days? Answer: 30000000 (go out without an umbrella [3])

37. What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty come out? {Guess a star} Answer: Wang Leehom.

38. What should I do if You Zhu comes out of the pigsty? {Guess the stars} Answer: Han Hong.

39. What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty come for the third time? {Guess a star} Answer: Zaizai

40. What brand of cosmetics is easy to catch a cold? Answer: ARCHE[ Atchoo].

4 1, A and B can be transformed into each other, B can generate C in boiling water, C can be oxidized into D in air, and D smells like rotten eggs. What are a, b, c and d?

Answer: a chicken b egg c cooked egg d rotten egg

42. What sword is transparent? Answer: No.

43. Who gives Andy Lau water to drink? Answer: Aha (Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ...)

44. Why can't I see God's dick? Answer: secrets can't be revealed.

45. Why does the white rabbit stay with the goddess the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? Answer: Because Chang 'e is a radish leg.

46. Why do many A dreams live in darkness all their lives? Answer: Because he can't see his fingers.

47. Who cries when she thinks of her mother? Answer: Grandpa (thinking of his mother's words every night, sparkling tears, Lu)

48. Why should I put two spoonfuls of salt on the basketball board? A: It's a long story.

49. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why? A: The reason is clear.

50. Which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL (too ugly)

5 1, we say that a bear without a tail is called koala, so what is a bear without * * * *? Answer: Mama Bear.

52. The tortoise built a house in its shell and got in. Riddle joke riddle joke and answer. {Guess a health product} Answer: Cover the middle cover.

53. The tortoise tore down the house, built another house and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: The new cover is in the middle.

54. The tortoise tore down the house again, built another house and went in. {Guess a health product} Answer: Super calcium.

55. The dog and the rabbit go to the teacher to recite. Why did the teacher let the puppy carry it first? Answer: Dog (Wangwang Xianbei)