Why are they all jokes about rabbits? Who will tell me a joke about monkeys?

One day, a rabbit was writing an article in front of the cave, and a wolf came up and asked, "Rabbit, what are you doing?" Answer: "Write an article." Q: "What topic?" Answer: "On how rabbits eat wolves." The wolf smiled incredulously, so the rabbit took the wolf into the cave.

After a while, the rabbit went out of the cave alone and continued to write articles. A wild boar came over and asked, "Rabbit, what are you writing?" A: "The article." Q: "What's the topic?" Answer: "On how rabbits eat wild boar." The wild boar didn't believe it, so the same thing happened.

Finally, in the cave, a lion was among a pile of bones, picking his teeth satisfactorily and reading an article given to him by the rabbit. The title was: "The ability of an animal depends on who your boss is."

This rabbit once accidentally told one of his rabbit friends, and the news gradually spread in the forest; The lion was very angry when he knew it. He told the rabbit, "If there is no food in the hole this week, I will eat you." So the rabbit continued to write articles at the mouth of the cave

A deer came up and said, "Rabbit, what are you doing?" "Write an article", "What topic" and "Talk about how rabbits eat wolves" "

"Ha ha, the whole forest knows this thing. Don't mess with me, I won't go into the hole. "

"I'm going to retire soon, and the lion said he wanted to find someone to replace me. Don't you want the rabbit in this article to become a deer? " The deer thought about it, and finally could not resist the temptation and followed the rabbit into the hole.

After a while, the rabbit went out of the cave alone and continued to write articles. A pony came and the same thing happened.

Finally, in the cave, a lion was among a pile of bones, picking his teeth satisfactorily and reading an article given to him by the rabbit, entitled "How to develop offline animals to provide food for the boss"

As time goes on, the lion grows bigger and bigger, and the rabbit's food is far from enough to fill its stomach.

One day, he told the rabbit, "I need to double the amount of food." For example, I need a deer every four days, but now I need one every two days. If I can't change the situation within a week, I will eat you. "

So the rabbit left the hole and ran into the depths of the forest. He saw a wolf. "Do you believe that rabbits can easily eat wolves?" The wolf laughed and said he didn't believe it, so the rabbit led the wolf into the cave.

After a while, the rabbit went out of the cave alone and walked deep into the forest. This time he met a wild boar-"Do you believe rabbits can easily eat wild boar?" The wild boar didn't believe it, so the same thing happened.

It turns out that animals in the depths of the forest don't know the story of rabbits and lions. Finally, in the cave, a lion picked his teeth in a pile of bones and read an article given to him by the rabbit, entitled "How to realize the transformation from a businessman to a businessman and provide more food for the boss"

Time flies, in a blink of an eye, the rabbit is becoming more and more famous in the forest, because everyone knows that it has a very harmful boss. The little rabbit began to bully the weak and fear the hard, and no animal dared to provoke it. It often thinks of the shame of running with the tortoise. It found the tortoise and said, "See my boss in three days!" " "And roared off.

The tortoise cried sadly, but then he met a hunter. The tortoise told him about it, and the hunter laughed.

So an important thing happened in the forest. The hunter wore a lion's skin and ate rabbit hot pot with the tortoise. Half a piece of paper was lost underground, which read: there are green hills and towers outside the mountain, and the strong have strong hands! !

For a long time, the forest was quiet, and the story of rabbits eating wolves seemed to be forgotten by everyone, but a little tiger was inspired after hearing this story.

So he caught an antelope and said to it, if you can bring me food like the rabbits before, I won't eat you. So the antelope reluctantly agreed to the tiger, and the tiger leisurely entered the cave. But three days passed, and no antelope entered the cave with animals. He couldn't hold it any longer and wanted to come out and see the situation. The antelope has long since disappeared, and he is very angry. Just when he was furious, he suddenly found an article written by antelope, entitled: "If you want to be a good boss, you must know how to keep employees."