Are there any two-part allegorical sayings, jokes, handwritten newspapers and crossword puzzles about Chinese characters?

Two-part allegorical saying: Confucius is full of books (lost). Pig Bajie looked in the mirror and joked that it was still not enough: 1 how much is 5? Xiao Ming snapped his fingers and replied, it's not that people look at people inside and outside the door, but that they look down on people.

Riddle: A Japanese man killed four people with a knife and left four spots of blood. Answer: There is only one brain, but it is still not enough! "

Street typo: eat whole food (perfect), be quiet, no mosquitoes (unknown), have a cup, be prepared (be prepared)

Couplet: Wusuo Mountain, the sky is connected with water. Green water is worry-free, because the wind wrinkles the face, and the green hills are not old! The teacher asked again: What about 7 plus 15? 6. The teacher said angrily, can't you use your brain? "Xiao Ming wanted to think? Xiao Ming just wanted to count: One day the teacher asked Xiao Ming.

There are riddles, two-part allegorical sayings, jokes related to Chinese, couplets, street typos and six jokes in the handwritten newspaper: one day the teacher asked Xiaoming: 1 plus 5? Xiao Ming counted his fingers and replied, 6! The teacher asked again: What about 7 plus 15? Xiao Ming just wanted to count his fingers, when he suddenly realized that his fingers were not enough, he added his foot V.