Humorous words to describe being single.

1. Marry me. I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Coca Cola, and pick you up with Boeing. Promise me!

2. Ye Er can understand the sneak attack of the wind, and snowflakes can accept the sunshine; Even mice don't hate cats that much; Are you still mad at me for reading text messages? Baby, smile, I love you! Happy Valentine's Day!

Don't ask me how I spent Valentine's Day, I can only laugh it off.

4, married, two people eat, go to bed, sleep.

Tanabata is just a name. For lovers, every day is Valentine's Day.

6. Love means that you need me and I need you.

I'm going to surprise my boyfriend that day. When I knocked on his door, I found a woman lying on his bed. He saw me and said, "Happy April Fool's Day!" That day was 1 1.

8. Life is endless. So we should always put down our tools, come on and cheer up our lives. On Valentine's Day, bring your lover to tell the romantic past and recall the beautiful past!

9. Loneliness, but not loneliness, is a transcendental realm. I like to enjoy a person's quiet, like the feeling of detachment.

10, the poor tumbleweed was blown away by the sudden strong wind; The red willow stands upright with a bamboo machine because its roots are deep.

1 1. Why are you single? Because you are not only ugly, but also think others are ugly.

12, part I: I was single last year, I am single this year, and I seem to be single next year. Downward: Colleagues have owners, and classmates have owners. It seems that they all have owners of the same age. Horizontal batch: I am single!

13, Valentine's Day, if you don't want to be a single dog to show your love to others, you should take the initiative to tell Lao Tzu.

14, the most comfortable relationship is to walk side by side with you, no longer looking back on the useless past, no need to speculate on the unquestionable future.