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Funny: wen county Dialect Training Textbook.

Summary of wen county Dialect (Strong)

Arrangement of Wenxian dialect.

Drinking non-(water) non-(water) won't open.

Eating steamed bread is not acceptable (cooked)

I believe in the fire color of the ball in the thief.

Floating (book)

Don't shit, say "hungry"

The toilet didn't say "Mao Si" or "Hou".

Chamber pot didn't say chamber pot said "urine officer"

Slippers don't say slippers, say four-pull version

Corn doesn't mean corn, it means jade and grass.

It's raining, not raining, but giving.

Your child is really grabbing at the bag, and your child is really screaming.

Don't talk about black at night and yellow and black at dusk.

There is also "the dog fights the man's potential", which is really only said by wen county people.

Don't say "rice shit" in the morning

Don't say shit, say "Baba"

Say "suck your back" with bare arms instead of bare arms.

Naked instead of naked, say "eat your stomach"

Barefoot says "thin handle" instead of barefoot.

Dude.-great.

It gets dirty the second time.

Eat children-suck milk.

Miss.-May I?

Old bosom friend

Dad, dad.

Sister-in-law.-Sister-in-law.

Old-smart and naughty

Bats don't talk about bats. What about the salt turtle method?

Beat eggs, not eggs, eggs.

What do you mean by instant noodles instead of instant noodles?

Not squatting, but gathering.

Shorts don't say shorts, they say pants are wiped.

Bicycles don't talk about bicycles. What about foreign cars?

Tofu doesn't say tofu, what kind of bean method is it?

The vest doesn't say vest, not sports jacket.

Billiards don't say billiards, they say crown ball (worse, they say "smash" crown ball)

Delicious don't say delicious, say what you say.

Jiaozi doesn't talk about jiaozi. What about the flat food?

Sweet potatoes don't say sweet potatoes, but red pairs.

Don't talk about corners, talk about every family.

Tractors don't say tractors, they say jumping (used to be considered jumping, sweating)

Sugarcane doesn't mean sugarcane, but sweet eggs (sweet eggs = sweet eggs are speechless ...)