American humorous jokes

After writing an article about "Jews" recently, it caused quite a response. I will continue to write articles about Jews and other nationalities. When I was in America, my mind was full of English jokes, probably more than most Americans. However, some jokes are ridiculous only for Americans, and some are jokes that all mankind can understand and appreciate. Actually, I learned about it from around 65438.

Since I started writing Jewish articles, I want to try to see if you can appreciate and understand American jokes:

There is a background here. We always say that Jews are stingy, so look at the following jokes:

1) We have noticed that Jews have extremely large noses, such as former US Secretary of State Henry. Kissinger's nose is very big. He is a standard Jew. The next question is why the Jewish nose is so big. The answer is "because air is free". Because it's free, I suck hard and my nose gets bigger. Haha, it's really embarrassing.

2) A Jew got on the train with a big box. After the train started, the ticket inspector found that he had only bought a "half ticket". The ticket inspector said, "You are an adult, you must buy a full ticket." The Jew said, "I should buy a half-ticket. I always buy a half-ticket." The two men quarreled and refused to give way to each other. Finally, the ticket inspector was angry and just kicked. Ha ha ha, too stingy.

The third joke, I have to tell you something about the Jewish background. In German, "-BERGER" means "mountain". Germans put "Berger" in their names. German Jews often have "Berger" in their surnames. For example, Rosenberg translated into Chinese as "Rosenberg" and Greenberg translated into Chinese as "green". As long as they have "Berger" surnames, most of them are German Jews. In addition, the "ICEberg" in English is called "ICEBERGER", ice is ice, and BERGER is a mountain.

The joke begins like this:

An China and a Jew are drinking together in a bar. Suddenly, the Jew stood up and punched the China in the face. China people said, "Why did you hit me?" The Jews said, "This is revenge for Pearl Harbor." "Pearl Harbor, but I'm not Japanese?" China protested, and the Jews continued: "You China people, Koreans and Japanese all look the same, so this is revenge for Pearl Harbor." China said, "OK, OK, it's my bad luck." They continued to sit down and drink. Suddenly, China stood up and punched the Jew in the face. The Jew said, "All right. Am I mistaken? " China people say, "This is for the Titanic", "Titanic? What does that have to do with me? " Jews didn't understand, and China said, "Because you Rosenberg, Greenberg and berg all sound the same, you deserve it" (Titanic was sunk by an iceberg).

Every time I tell this joke to Americans, they immediately fall down with laughter. Because Americans all know that Jews have this "surname problem", especially Jews, who laugh even harder and almost fall down.

I wonder if you can enjoy these jokes.