How embarrassing can it be?

Once I went to work and went to the toilet, because I peed on my pants at the wrong angle, and suddenly I felt that nothing was good. If I go out, I will definitely be seen by my colleagues, especially because our company is a collective office, and they are all in the same office. Even if I was not found at that time, my pants will not dry for a while.

I'm in a hurry in the toilet and don't know what to do. The house is leaking and it's raining. At this moment, a female colleague knocked at the door outside and said, who is in the toilet? Can you come out quickly? I want to go to the toilet.

I can't go out, so I told her that I'm Li Ge and I had a bad stomach yesterday. I think I have to wait for a while. Why don't you go to the public toilet outside first?

This female colleague said with a smile that it is inconvenient outside. Call me when you get out of the toilet. She's gone.

After she left, I turned around and saw the paper towels in the toilet. I diluted the urine with a tissue, but it didn't help at all.

I looked around the toilet and suddenly saw a hair dryer. I remember, it was used by a colleague to blow the cat after washing it. I seem to see a life-saving straw, blowing my pants with maximum air volume.

But this hair dryer is too bad. Because of the high temperature, it stopped in less than one minute, so it didn't work for three minutes.

At this time, the female colleague shouted outside again. She said half jokingly and half angrily, Li Ge, did you fall into the toilet? If you don't come out again, I'll arrest you.

After listening to her words, I became more and more nervous. I pretended to be calm and said, you won't let me not go to the toilet. Can't you wait?

She said I could wait, but the boss couldn't. She wants you!

I can't wait for my pants to dry in the toilet. If I go out now, she will definitely see me, but if I don't go out, my colleagues will definitely think that something has happened to me.

Just when I was at my wit's end, my eyes swept the sink and saw the faucet. Suddenly I was inspired. I turned on the tap, put the water to the maximum, and then loudly said to my female colleague outside, I washed my hands and went out.

After talking with her, I began to take water from myself, and I didn't go out of the toilet until my T-shirt and pants were wet and wet.

In order to stop my female colleague's mouth first, I went out of the toilet and told her that it was all your fault. I'm in a hurry to get out of the toilet. When I was washing my hands, the water turned up and I accidentally got water all over. I joked at that time, please help me wash clothes.

I didn't say yes. When I said this, she looked at me up and down and began to laugh, but she didn't say much or go to the bathroom. She smiled, and then said very lightly, are you sure you didn't wet your pants?

I don't know if she is making fun of me or if she really saw something, but I am guilty. I just have a feeling of being exposed and skinned. My face is red and hot in an instant.

I said confidently, I dare not joke casually, and then I left despondently.

I went to the office and walked in front of dozens of pairs of eyes. They seemed to hear our conversation. When I passed by, some people leaned over and looked at me, and then they smiled evil.

It really embarrassed me to the extreme. My mother is really embarrassed to open the door. It's embarrassing.

I don't know if the female colleague is joking or really found something. I covered it up perfectly. It is really puzzling which link has gone wrong.

It's embarrassing anyway.

It's been years. At that time, my new girlfriend came to see me, and my physiological period came very late. No menstrual towels. At that time, there was only one supermarket in the suburbs of Fiona Fang, and it was closed.

I asked her if she could change the toilet paper, and she said no. I hesitated for a moment and told her to wait for me. Then I closed the door and knocked on the dormitory door next door with a red face. Some of them didn't open the door. I whispered that I was sorry and said I wanted to borrow a menstrual towel. I got it in the back, thanked her and explained that I would return it early and send it back quickly. At that time, I couldn't wait to find a hole in the ground, but no one could replace me. I seem to have grown up a lot that night. Early in the morning, I went to the canteen to bring her breakfast and went back to the supermarket to buy ABC daily necessities. My aunt in the supermarket wrapped me in a black bag and said I was considerate. Then I took care of my girlfriend and sent her back. I will try my best to earn money to support her.

I was probably in the fifth grade when I was a child. At that time, I took the exam because I had to take the exam for two days in a row. The place where I took the exam is a little far from home, and there is no transportation. Unlike every family has a car now, it would be nice to have a bicycle at that time! It happens that a classmate in our village has a relative at the test center. He let me stay with his relatives. I'm a little reluctant to go. Why? I didn't want to stay overnight because I had the habit of wetting the bed at that time. If I pee on someone else's kang, I will lose my temper. I have been fighting in my heart, whether to go or not! I can't help it if I don't go, but I finally decided to go! After the exam, he went in the evening. His relatives are very enthusiastic. There is meat at dinner, which is very touching. After eating, he could not sleep. After all, he can't drink more water in an unfamiliar place. I'm afraid I'll pee on the kang at night after drinking water, and I've been enduring it. Then I fell asleep in a daze. In the middle of the night, I was suffocating, turned over and ran to the toilet. As soon as I got to the door of the toilet, I quickly peed. Reach down and touch it quickly. The bed is wet, but it's just a small beach. I quickly put a quilt under it and wiped it all the time, and it dried up after dawn, thanks to the hot kang in the countryside! However, you can still see the mark! In the morning, I hurried to the exam after dinner. I wonder if his relatives have seen it! Every time I think about it, I feel that I can't lift my head! Super embarrassing!

Before I graduated from college, I worked as an intern in a company. At that time, I was writing code when I suddenly received a message from my colleague (he is my classmate and roommate), saying that the manager gave me a red envelope in the group and told me to grab it quickly.

As soon as I saw the news, I reflexively turned on my mobile phone, clicked in and grabbed a red envelope directly, waiting for the tutor (female) to ask who robbed her red envelope in the group.

I suddenly realized that something was wrong. Then I looked at the date. It's over. It was March 8. That's why our manager gives out red envelopes according to the number of female colleagues in the group. He also said that female colleagues can only go to work in the morning.

How embarrassing it was at that time, I really can't find the right words to describe it. Fortunately, our manager gave my tutor an exclusive red envelope again, which didn't let this matter continue to expand. Otherwise, I will really die in the company before I become a full member.

Nothing is the most embarrassing, only more embarrassing. I can write a book about the embarrassing things that happened to my mother when she was growing up, but no matter how many embarrassing things happened, she never felt embarrassed.

She explained what it meant perfectly, as long as I didn't feel embarrassed, others were embarrassed.

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Once, my dad's colleague Wang Shu came back from a business trip in Zhejiang and brought my dad several bags of tea. That night, my father had to go out for a while temporarily. When you left, tell me that your uncle Wang will send something over later, and you can go downstairs and get it. He won't come today because he has something to do. I promised.

After a while, Wang Shu's cry came from downstairs, calling my father's name. Lying on the sofa, I haven't had time to stand up.

My mother rushed to the balcony around an apron with a kitchen knife in her hand and shouted to the downstairs: xxx (Uncle Wang), come on up, xxx (my dad) has just gone out and is not at home.

I stood behind my mother, petrified in an instant, and I wanted to jump ~

Downstairs is as quiet as death. I was embarrassed to find that Uncle Zhang on the balcony next door was standing on the balcony with great interest, turned to look at me and my mother on the balcony, and looked down at the downstairs. ...

When I went downstairs to get tea, Uncle Wang gave me something and rode a bike like a rocket and disappeared in an instant.

In the evening, after my father came back, I told my father what my mother had done. My original intention was to let my father "educate" my mother. As a result, my father was not only embarrassed and angry, but also laughed out of breath and called my mother an asshole. Okay, forget I said anything.

This also made me understand that behind every woman who runs amok, there is an unreliable man supporting her.

02

My mother: Honey, do you have any clothes to wash?

Me: Yes.

My mother: Then go out and buy a bottle of laundry detergent. There is no laundry detergent at home, so buy more!

Me: No. ...

Later, as soon as my mother called me "baby", I immediately entered the "wartime alert state".

03

During the summer vacation, I traveled to Hong Kong with my parents.

On the way back to the hotel, the three of us were carrying big bags in our hands, like farmers going to the market. The most uncomfortable thing is that we are all hungry.

Finally, I saw a fried chicken shop open, so I rushed over and asked, is there anything delicious?

The clerk said only pedicures.

What, just a pedicure? Don't you sell food? Why do you still do this kind of business at night? Hanging a sheep's head is selling dog meat ... my mother's voice came from behind me and hit my brain directly.

My dad quickly pulled my mother away from me.

I am very embarrassed to say to the clerk, sorry, please give me three pork chops.

04

My mother: By the way, what about the young man your aunt introduced you to some time ago? Are you still in touch?

Me: I can't feel it. Really can't. It's over.

Mom: Look at you. Learn to be coquettish and show weakness when interacting with boys.

Me: I don't like him. Why would I show weakness to him? Am I full?

Mom: Look at you. You talk to your mother so impulsively. You kid just can't deal with people!

Me: ...

Talking to my mother, nine times out of ten, my mother will embarrass me, have a cancer attack, and then die.

05

Go to the market to buy food with my mother. The aunt who buys food is a northerner when she hears the accent. My mother came to Dihuang and asked, Oh, my sister, you are xxx.

Aunt selling vegetables: Yes.

My mother: What a coincidence! I come from there, too. When did you come?

Aunt selling vegetables: I just came here last year.

My mother: Oh, what a coincidence. I was here last year. We really have a destiny.

Aunt selling vegetables: It's fate. We're still from the same town. They are all from xxx town!

My mother said in amazement, ah, are you from X, X, X town?

Aunt Selling Vegetables: Sister, you just bought vegetables from me the day before yesterday. You are so funny, haha ...

My mother: No wonder I see you look so familiar, haha. ...

Their "haha" can't hide my embarrassment. Why should I go out to buy food with her?

In other words, not long ago, after our classmates got together and several close classmates went to my house to play, my mother pulled one of my primary school classmates out. At that time, everyone praised my mother as "super brain". This matter, my mother blew it over and over again in front of my father for several days. If it hadn't happened recently, I suspect it was my mother. ...

06

Background: I just want to find my mother to make her uncomfortable and comfort me. As a result, my mother cut her hand and hit my fragile heart with a knife.

Me: I feel so tired recently!

My mother: Don't you get enough sleep every day? I see you go to bed early and get up late every day!

Me: What's the use of sleeping and working? ...

My mother: I've had enough sleep, but I still feel tired. So poor at a young age. How to do this?

Me: I'm just tired from work recently …

My mother: I can't resist the pressure. What should I do when you are old? Get married quickly, or no one will care about you when you are old!

Me: ...

Love yourself for a minute! Another embarrassing chat record that makes me sick.

07

My mother: I went out to buy food today and met xxx's mother.

Me: Who is xxx?

My mother (with an incredible face): Your junior high school classmate, didn't you have a good relationship at that time? Why don't you contact each other anymore?

Me: so many classmates, some are in contact, and some have long since stopped contacting.

My mother: Why not contact?

Me: There is no intersection between life and work, so naturally there is little or no connection!

My mother: No wonder you are so unpopular and don't like contact with others.

Me: ...

Sorry, the chat is over here ... talking to my mother, the ending is: I am speechless!

Summary:

Being with my mother embarrassed me or embarrassed me.

How embarrassing can it be? For my experience the other day: there is no embarrassment but more embarrassment!

I was uncomfortable at work a few days ago, so I asked my colleague Liu to accompany me to the hospital for intravenous drip. Just after taking the medicine, I arrived at the door of the infusion room. I saw a group of people around Wu Yang Wu Yang, some were whispering something, some were humble to each other, and some just went in and ran out in horror.

I thought this was an infusion room, not an operating room. What are you afraid of? I was just about to go up and see what happened. As a result, the crowd gave way to me automatically, and I looked inside with a puzzled face.

As usual, there is nothing to be afraid of. I only saw a few nurses talking around a nurse, and the little nurse in the middle was secretly wiping her tears.

The little nurse looks seventeen or eighteen years old, with fair and delicate skin, black bangs on her forehead and round almond eyes with tears. Although she wears a mask, it is difficult to hide her. ...

I probably know from the comments of people around me that the little nurse in the middle who is wiping her tears has just arrived in this hospital for more than a month. It's hard to get started at ordinary times. Even if someone is willing to give her an injection sometimes, she may not be able to do it well because of nervousness. For this reason, she was complained several times, and the hospital leaders decided to give her a one-month assessment period. If you can't tie it again, you have to leave.

Hearing this, I rolled up my sleeves and went in without saying anything. As I walked, I said to the people next to me, this is your problem. A little girl, just graduated, has never experienced actual combat. How can she learn if you don't give her a chance? How to grow?

I went to the little nurse and held out my hand. I said angrily, tie it! Come on, I'm not afraid of pain! Several nurses quickly thanked me. I said more proudly: plunge it, plunge it. I should contribute to clinical medicine.

The little nurse was shaking with a needle. I looked at her with firm eyes and said, don't be nervous, just stick to it as you usually learn, or come back if you can't!

Not to mention with my encouragement, she succeeded! It doesn't hurt much! Just when I was about to encourage her again, my bag came up, which was outrageous. She quickly pulled out the needle. It didn't hurt when she tied it, but it was pulled out too fast. I really felt the cramp.

This was repeated three times, and when she came with the needle again, my body shook involuntarily. I looked at the mocking eyes of those people outside the door and the bad smile of my colleague Liu. I gritted my teeth, clenched my fists and closed my eyes. Comfort her: nothing! Hold on!

I repeated it three or four times, but I couldn't hold on any longer, so I slipped away on the pretext of going to the toilet. When I went back, Liu in the company reported it. From then on, when my colleagues in the company saw me, they all pointed at me with their sleeves and said, Tie it! Hold on! I am not afraid of pain! Embarrassed, I really want to find a crack in the ground.

Colleagues have dinner. This time, they ate a goose in an iron pot. After a full meal, a middle-aged male colleague who likes to wear a Chinese tunic suit and speaks seriously on weekdays said loudly: "I ate goose this time, and I will eat jba next time!" After saying this, everyone's expression at the scene became subtle, and the female colleague pretended not to care, but a colleague who was drinking water sprayed the water out of his mouth.

We can feel the embarrassment of our middle-aged male colleagues. He is red and embarrassed. In fact, if this is put on people who talk casually on weekdays, it is nothing. Men sometimes make a clatter when they talk. But this is a steady and serious big brother. He couldn't get past himself and remained silent for a long time.

Second,

In summer, the girls who just came to work are all wearing beautiful blue skirts. After lunch, she listlessly went to the toilet. When I came back, I stuffed my skirt in my underwear at the back. I don't know yet. I walked around the office and stretched myself. A male colleague saw it and didn't know how to remind him, so he turned his head as if he didn't see it. Among lesbians, sharp-eyed Li Jie was the first to find out and dragged her out. At that time, the girl's face was flushed with shame.

Fourth,

A new daughter-in-law in the village, who is a college classmate with that boy, has only seen her in-laws twice. Her eyesight is not very good and she is not impressed with her in-laws. Because I went back to my hometown in the countryside for a ceremony, I returned to my city two days later. Rural weddings are not so luxurious and casual, but there is a saying that the family has a reunion dinner. Sister-in-law was busy serving food and asked her to ask her father-in-law to have dinner and take pictures.

She fumbled in the hall and saw her father-in-law sitting at a table at the door eating. She went over and shouted, "Dad, come and have a reunion dinner." This cry blinded everyone around her and looked at her blankly. She shouted again, "Dad, have a reunion dinner." Only then did everyone understand that this daughter-in-law mistook one for another. It turns out that she called her uncle, and I can't blame my wife. My father-in-law and uncle look alike. The difference is that bald men never wear hats, and bald men wear caps all year round.

This new daughter-in-law was originally the focus of the wedding banquet, and she made another joke, so she was embarrassed to lift her head at dinner.

Five,

On the morning of the third day of last year 10, my colleague showed me which lipstick looked good with his mobile phone, looked at my face, said that the color of bean paste and milk tea would be fine, and asked me which one I thought was better. It happened to be my birthday. I thought she was going to buy it for me, so I said, "Don't waste money, I don't want it. I have a birthday that is neither old nor young. " Unexpectedly, she said in surprise, "I want to buy it for myself." I didn't know today was your birthday! " "Say that finish, we both smiled awkwardly. I feel embarrassed about my ego, and she also thinks that what she blurted out is the lack of emotional intelligence.

Once I went to a public toilet at the foot of Wuquan Mountain in Lanzhou to relieve myself. I didn't find the window of the public toilet facing a staircase. I tried to solve it. A group of girls went upstairs and suddenly cried loudly, which startled me. Why is this toilet like this?

Once, people from the city came to inspect the school, and the teachers were busy preparing materials. When the city leaders arrived at the school, no one knew. Suddenly, the headmaster walked into our office with the people who visited the school. Everyone stood up quickly, not knowing what to say. The headmaster introduced all the teachers to them one by one and introduced them to me. Seeing that I was old, the city leaders asked me when I graduated. My mind was blank. I can't remember it at once. I graduated that year and stood speechless. City leaders thought I didn't hear, and asked again. I don't know what happened there, but I just don't remember. Seeing my embarrassment, the headmaster made up his mind quickly, saying that older people got their diplomas later, so he didn't pay much attention to the time and couldn't remember clearly. City leaders nodded, and a line of people went out. I'm relieved. I am embarrassed. This is the most embarrassing thing I have ever encountered. Colleagues say, what are you nervous about? Checking schools has nothing to do with us. We teach seriously, there are no loopholes, and we are not afraid of their inspection. Besides, if you can't remember, you can just say a time. They don't investigate, they just ask. I don't know what happened at that time, and I'm not nervous. I just don't remember and don't know what to say. Awkward.

In 2009, I worked as a live-in nanny in Shanghai. This is a family of three, including Bao Dad, Bao Mom and a one-and-a-half-year-old child. Usually my parents go to work, and I take my children to do housework at home.

Their homework is easy to do. Bao's parents usually don't eat at home, but only eat at home when they are resting. Usually you just need to take care of the baby and do some housework.

This baby is a boy, usually easy to take, but he is often sick and sometimes has a fever. I was at a loss when the baby had a fever.

One day, Bao Dad and Ma Bao went to work, and I took care of the baby at home. When feeding the baby that day, the baby didn't want to eat. I brought a thermometer to take the baby's temperature, and I was shocked, 38.4 degrees.

The baby's temperature is very high, and I'm afraid. I called Ma Bao at once, but Ma Bao couldn't get through. I called Bao Dad again, and Bao Dad came back after answering the phone.

Dad Bao came back and asked me to pack the baby's things quickly and take the baby to the hospital. When I arrived at the hospital, the doctor said that the baby had pneumonia and had to be hospitalized.

The doctor said, "Dad will pay the bill, and mom will take the children to the ward first." I quickly told the doctor that I am not the mother of the child, I am just the aunt of the child. The doctor added: "The aunt of the child should also take good care of the child and take the child to the hospital as soon as possible!" "Then the doctor asked the head nurse to take me to the ward.

Later, the child was hospitalized, I was taking care of the child, and Bao Dad was there. The head nurse came up to me and said, "You should feed the child more water, be a stepmother and be better to the child!" " "Oh, my god, why does the head nurse think I am a stepmother?

I quickly said to the head nurse, "I'm just the child's aunt." The head nurse said to me, "I know you are an aunt, and the child doesn't want to call you aunt mom. You should be nice to the child!" " "

I was about to continue to explain, when Bao Dad quickly said to the nurse, "She is the nanny of our family, and the children call her aunt."

The head nurse realized that they always thought I was the child's stepmother, and the head nurse and the nurse burst into laughter together. I was really embarrassed!

I thought that in Shanghai, as long as I said aunt, people would treat me as a nanny. Who knows that in their eyes, I am not a nanny but a stepmother, and I am still an incompetent stepmother.

After that, I was a little embarrassed to see Bao's dad, and I felt embarrassed. Fortunately, Bao Dad is not embarrassed at all. He still called me an aunt with children.

Written at the end: there are many embarrassing things in life. As long as you don't feel embarrassed, then the most embarrassing thing is others. We often encounter embarrassment, some embarrassment, and we should learn to let go, because these embarrassments are actually not worth mentioning.