Philosophical joke

1, a rich woman walking with a dog, a beggar with an appointment in Luyu. She haughtily taunted the beggar: "You can bark at my dog, Dad, I'll give you one hundred yuan!" " The beggar said, "What if I scream ten times?" "The rich woman said happily," I'll give you a thousand dollars! "The beggar immediately called out" Dad "to the dog, which attracted the audience like a cloud. In full view, the rich woman had to pay him. The beggar received the money and repeatedly shouted, "Thank you, Mom! Thank you mom ... "

Mohist school said: this world is sometimes like this. You are kind, others will take advantage of you. You are evil, but everyone comes to please you. For those who bully you, your only way to retaliate is to show your respect by using different ways, with the same attitude and gently fighting back. At the same time, you should remember that no matter how deeply you are hurt, there will always be someone who will let you forgive all the difficulties brought by your previous life.

2. A county magistrate was sent to the hospital because he was dismissed as a vegetable. The doctor said, "It may be good to read him a notice of reinstatement." His wife thinks that since she wants to study, she might as well be a mayor to make him happy. I don't know. After reading it, the county magistrate stood up and smiled. The doctor sighed and said, "Don't follow the doctor's advice and increase the dose without authorization!" " "

Mohist school said: life and death are a line. Some people commit suicide with desire, some with hope, and some with ignorance. Professional things should be done by professional people. Don't always try to be brave and hurt yourself and your friends. Don't expect, don't assume, don't force, let nature take its course, destiny takes a hand will happen.

A black man was trapped in the desert for three days without water. Just as he was dying, he made three wishes to God. The first is that he can have clean water to drink every day in his next life, the second is that he can be white in his next life, and the third is that he can see a woman's ass every day in his next life. God promised him, so he will become a toilet in his next life!

Mohist school said: blindly pursuing what you want may not be a good result. On the other hand, a person thinks more about others, everything goes well, and the sky will let nature take its course. What you want is not necessarily what you want. Even God knows that your greed is deceiving yourself.