If the wife is angry and asks to tell a funny joke, 50 must be very funny. If it's really funny, add 100.

A and B were caught by cannibals while parachuting in an airplane accident, and they begged for mercy. The leader said, each of you find five spherical things and put them in your ass, and then let you go. A took five walnuts out of his pocket, painfully stuffed them in, stuffed three, and was still laughing. The chief was curious, so he asked, "Why are you still smiling as a bird?" A said, look at that fool ~B, climb trees to pick coconuts. . .

Xiao Lin was waiting for the bus at the station, and a girl kept staring at him and laughing. Xiaolin knew that she was handsome and attracted the attention of girls, so she walked around for a few laps. As a result, the girl opposite smiled more and more brightly, and Kobayashi began to walk around in the same place more vigorously. An aunt on the side said to Xiaolin, "Young man, will you stop stepping on shit?" .

A, B and C went out together, and A caught a cold. ...

Everyone sleeps in a bed at night, and A sleeps in the middle.

In the middle of the night ... A sniffled,

B-C's whole face is the crystallization of a.

Let us know next time ...

Half an hour later,

A: Attention. ...

Hearing this, B and C quickly got into the quilt.

And make sure there is no contact with the outside world. ...

As a result, a fart.

1 The butterfly broke its wing, but it flew away. Why? …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

There is a Grenade. One day, after eating, it cleaned its teeth. Suddenly, it found a thorn in its teeth, pulled it out and exploded. ...

One day, an eggplant was walking in the street and suddenly sneezed. It wiped its nose and said angrily, it's taking a fucking photo again!

Who is the most involved in fairy tales? A: Mermaid, because she can't cheat ...

A German, a Frenchman and a Japanese are going to work in the mine. The boss is American. He said to the Germans, "You have a good physique and are in charge of coolies. He said to the French, "You said you were an engineer in charge of the mining plan. To the Japanese, he said, "You are very thin. You are in charge of supply. Then every other week, they start to work. A few days later, the Germans and the French found that the Japanese had disappeared. After searching for a long time, they decided to go back to work first. When the Germans started, the Japanese suddenly jumped out and shouted, "Surprise! 」 -

Xiao Ming's father said to Xiao Ming: If you are good today, my father will take you to the market to watch others eat sugar. -

An international student is taking a driver's license test in the United States, and the sign ahead suggests turning left. Not sure, he asked the examiner, "Turn left?" Answer: "Yes", so ... hang up ...

Q: Where do users like to turn off their phones? A: Ningbo asked: Why? Answer: "Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is power off." ...............

A frog jumped into the well. A person looks like a telephone, and he is beaten when he goes out. A man likes to make phone calls. One day, he hung up.

One person felt sore feet when walking. Looking down, he stepped on a lemon!

There is a hedgehog, rowing a rubber boat, rowing and drowning. -

Jin Yong's 14 book can be connected into a poem: flying snow shoots at the white deer plain, and seven books by JK Rowling who laugh at the book can also be a sentence: hahahahahahahaha-

One day snake A asked snake B: Ah B! Are we poisonous? Snake B replied: I don't know? Why do you ask? A snake said: because I just accidentally bit my tongue; -

A lumberjack went to apply for a job. Foreman: Try the forest ahead … See how many trees you can saw in a minute … One minute later … Foreman: Wow … 20 trees a minute … Amazing … Where did you work before? Worker: Sahara Forest ... Foreman: Never heard of it ... I only heard of ............................... in the Sahara Desert: Yes. ...........................................................................................................

Female patient: "Doctor, you asked me to stick my tongue out, why don't you look?"

Doctor: "I don't want to look at your tongue. I just want you to keep quiet while I write the prescription." "

Pick me. That's hilarious.