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84 interesting sentences in short message games
2, you are the wind, I am the sand: me!
3. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil.
4. Small success depends on friends, great success depends on enemies.
5. Play the game and give up after the game.
6. You know how you don't pee.
7, come out to mix, my wife will change sooner or later!
8, the peacock desperately opened the screen, but showed his ass!
9. Don't wait for opportunities, but create them.
10, I don't hate you because I don't want to remember you.
1 1. Walk through this mud, and I will wait for you there!
12, contraceptive effect: unsuccessful, adult.
13, don't waste new tears for old sadness!
14, I want to play with feelings, not your organs!
15, the later you die, the more you deserve social security!
16, abstinence, do not disturb! Or I'll break the rules.
17, this wind is really obscene, and it makes my mouth thirsty.
18, don't look for the reason of failure, just look for a successful method.
19. No matter how long it rains, a rainbow will eventually appear.
20. In the pigsty, you don't have to pay attention to human etiquette.
2 1, * * must be mom, but the money must be grandpa!
22. Lovers eventually become house slaves, and those who have houses are well off.
23, a man has some money in his pocket, and he will not be idle below the waist!
24. If you want to fly, you have to chase; To succeed, you must work hard!
Ill-gotten wealth is easy to destroy, and people who believe it or not are in trouble.
26, squatting on the side of the road to see chicks, lying in bed playing little J.
27, that who, go back and sprinkle a bag of urine to rinse your mouth and come back!
28. Soldiers who don't want to be soldiers are not good soldiers!
29. Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.
30. In the eyes of fools, the cleverness of smart people is worthless.
3 1, the moment the sun rises, for yesterday, it has become forever!
32. I am not a casual person. I'm not just anyone.
33. True love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it!
As long as people can master themselves, they will lose nothing.
35, fate is responsible for shuffling, but it is ourselves who play cards!
36. In the future, you will definitely appreciate your present efforts.
37. We are not worse than others, but we don't work harder than others.
38. I am in Jianghu, but there is no legend of me in Jianghu.
39. Shameless is also a quality! Missing is a kind of * *!
40. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!
4 1, people always make mistakes, otherwise the right road is crowded.
42. No one can control happiness, only you can firmly grasp it.
43. Sometimes, everything is false except lies!
44. The road is my own, and there is no reason to regret it.
45. I believe that as long as you walk steadily, you will always get out of your life.
46. It's a plug inserted in someone's hole, a socket inserted in the hole!
47. I can't bear to lose the residual temperature, but I forgot that the scar still hurts.
48. A person's greatest bankruptcy is despair, and his greatest asset is hope.
49. You also made me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling and heating really can't stand it!
50. All the difficulties pointed out by thousands of people are aimed at eliminating cowards.
5 1, money, let's indulge, let's make money, without condoms.
52. I can't sleep at night. I just want to have fun and have sex. No one is here. A wild dog is working.
53. If the heart has no fixed place to live, every gang is wandering.
54, Wensi 3,000 is not as good as chest 42, and a man of great talent is not as good as half a catty!
55. Never trust those things that are hard and soft for a while!
56. Without you, the sky is so blue and the grass is so green that even * * has become smart!
57. The biggest trouble for men is creditors, and the biggest trouble for women is lovers.
58. Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and pour the water, light the pot!
59. Life is like a red-hot iron bar, which needs a lot of training to walk well.
60. Life is a cup of bitter tea. The more you drink, the bitter it becomes, and the more you drink, the sweeter it becomes.
6 1, when your mother was pregnant with you, she must have thrown you away and raised the placenta.
62. Galvanized coffins are certainly more durable, but wooden coffins are good for health.
63. Diligent people seize time, lazy people kill time, and people with A will cherish time.
64. Climb the road you choose, no matter how difficult it is, even if it is used.
65. Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?
66. King Kong is a fool whose head is caught in the door; Have you ever seen a coconut tree grow bananas?
67. You waste air to live, land is dead, and RMB is half dead.
68. Hope is nothing and nothing. Think more, and there will be hope.
69. I will try my best, at least I won't leave any regrets when I think of myself in the future.
70. Open your heart and let love embrace you! In fact, happiness is a very easy thing.
7 1, doing things may not be successful, just try your best. Don't ask too much in life, just be happy.
72. I have only one enemy, and that is myself who once could not resist my fate!
73. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!
If you know that you have done nothing wrong, then you can go on doing it.
75. If you like someone, you have to pursue them. Sometimes, a moment's hesitation is a lifetime.
76. Praise is an incentive. While giving compliments to others, don't forget to give yourself some compliments.
77. Life is just a process. Sadly, it cannot be repeated. Fortunately, this need not be repeated.
78. Family background determines a person's starting point, but I am afraid that if the family background is not so good, there will be more room for promotion.
If a boy doesn't study hard, it can only show that he doesn't love enough, because he hasn't thought about his future with her.
80. I would rather run and be knocked down countless times than walk the right path all my life. Even if I fall, I will laugh bravely.
8 1, sometimes flowers bloom and sometimes flowers fall. Don't be nostalgic, those who should go will eventually go; There is no need to be demanding, what should come will come sooner or later.
82. Persistence does not necessarily lead to success; But if you don't persist, you are doomed to failure. If you want to succeed, persistence is essential!
83. Don't be angry, try to live up to expectations, don't see through, try to break through, don't be jealous, try to appreciate, don't delay, be positive and don't insist on action.
84. Everything is still at a loss. Perhaps the best choice is to make peace calmer and more lasting? Just talking big.
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