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In this world, books are like stars in the sky, countless! I love the starry sky!
Good books are the nourishment of the whole world. Du Fu, a great poet, said: "Reading is like breaking thousands of books, and writing is like a god." These famous sayings about reading always inspire me. Because my parents couldn't study since childhood, they pinned their hopes on me and decided to train me to study hard. Mom and dad go out to farm together during the day and come back at night. No matter how tired they are, they will take out old books or newspapers and read them under the lamp at night. My parents' interest in reading infected me. So I also take out an extra-curricular book to read from time to time, and gradually I became interested in books. Now, I can't live without books. In order to let me learn more knowledge, my mother bought me four children's encyclopedias. You know, my mother gnashed her teeth to buy all these books. If I don't buy these four books, my mother can buy some clothes. Therefore, I am determined to enjoy this "delicious". After I have a general understanding of the contents of these four books, I feel that a good book contains a lot of rich knowledge and beautiful emotions. Reading a good book is to cross time and space and talk with wise and noble people. What a wonderful thing! Therefore, I must cherish it. In order to study, I also made a joke. Once, my mother asked me to buy salt, and I took a book with me when I left. On the way, I was fascinated. Just as I was reading with relish, suddenly, the horn of the car startled me and all the books fell to the bottom. When I saw it, it turned out that I was already crossing the road, but I didn't look at the cars on the left and right, and I was almost hit. The driver scolded me, so I ignored him. I went on reading. When I got home, my mother asked me where the salt I bought was, and I found that I forgot to buy salt when I was reading. My mother and I are in distress situation. Successful people all over the world like reading and are good at absorbing nutrition from books, so they have embarked on the road to success. Let's form a good habit of reading and stay with good books all our lives!
2. I like reading. On my bookshelf, you can see all kinds of books. Some of these books can bring me knowledge, while others cultivate my spirit of not being afraid of difficulties and setbacks. No matter which book it is, I like reading it very much and I love its influence.
I remember when I was in the fourth grade, my Chinese grades were always unsatisfactory. I only got 80 points in a Chinese exam. Looking at the red cross on the test paper, it was like a rain falling on me, but my heart suddenly got cold. Usually the teacher talks above and I play below. I didn't listen to my teacher's evaluation at all. I only think about the bright red cross and the big score of 80, and the tears of disappointment still hang on my cheeks.
When I got home, I was in no mood to do my homework. I lay in bed and thought, "Can't I be more careful and live up to my expectations?" At this time, there is a book "How Steel was Tempered" on my desk. I picked it up gently. When I read it, the owner of it, Gong Anyuan Kochakin, was still desperate to persist in the revolution when he was seriously ill. What about me? As long as my Chinese grades are not satisfactory, I will be depressed. Compared with him, I am really too small. At that time, there was an infinite force that constantly encouraged me not to be depressed as soon as I met this, but to study hard.
Encouraged by such a small book, I began to study hard again and have confidence in myself. Every Saturday, I often go to the bookstore to buy some information about Chinese. Sure enough, my Chinese score improved a little, and I thought, "Thanks to the help of these books!" " Not only has my Chinese improved a lot, but my math and English have also improved a lot!
Ah! I love books, I love reading, and he is my eternal guide on the road of life!
I am 1.4 meters tall and have a little sister's head. I like reading very much, and sometimes I make a lot of jokes!
Once, I wanted to go to the toilet, so I took a book to read. Ah, it's so beautiful! One is about the wonderful function of starfish, and the other is a fairy tale about jellyfish. It's beautiful! I even forgot the time, and my father was still waiting outside, urging me from time to time: "Hurry up, hurry up!" " ""I see, "I cried." Did it fall into the toilet? "When I heard it, it wasn't my father's voice. It turned out that my mother was calling me!" Come out, it's been half an hour! "When I heard this, I was startled and shouted," Mom, you didn't scare me, did you? ""I didn't scare you, it's been half an hour. "Oh, my god, my feet are numb! I can't even stand up. I cried so hard that I thought I was ill. Dad came in and smiled. I asked him, "Why are you laughing so hard? "But he said nothing but smiled." I can't stand up! "Dad helped me stand up. I washed my hands and then lay in bed reading. I even held a book while sleeping.
I still have some bad reading habits. Sometimes I read books on foot, sometimes I read books by car, and sometimes I read books lying down. I really want to get rid of these bad habits so that you will never see me like this again.
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