Joke stories of different Chinese characters

Joke stories of different Chinese characters

Lead: Chinese characters are extensive and profound, and there are many jokes and stories about Chinese characters. The following are joke stories of different Chinese characters. Welcome to read and pay attention.

Chapter 1: A joke story with different Chinese characters "Qi" said to "Dan": Timid, please hire a bodyguard?

"You" said to "A": Is it tiring to practice one finger meditation like this?

Tu said to Wang: Where did you get the big hat?

The minister said to the giant: the same area as you. I have three rooms and two halls.

"Towel" said to "coin": son. If you put on a doctor's hat, you will be worth a hundred times.

"Inch" said to "Guo": Grandpa, did you buy a recliner?

"Wang" said to "Tu": Put on your hat and be careful to catch cold.

"Earth" said to "Dry": Why are you always against me?

"Man" said to "Cong": You are very capable. You have been dating for several days.

The "ruler" said to the "corpse": Your house was stolen?

Man said to Cong: Why haven't you had the separation operation yet?

"Zi" said to "Mu": Did your company lay off staff?

Chapter 2: A joke story with different Chinese characters "Lu" said to "Chang": Compared with you, my home is just four walls.

Jing said to Pin: Didn't you decorate your house?

"Tsuzuka" said to "Home": Just a little, what's there to show off?

Cheng said to Guai: Where are your pants? Are you ashamed?

"Tian" said to "Dan": When did you learn to skate?

"Man" said to "Kim": Brother, your hairstyle is so personal.

"Man" said to "Man": Unlike you young people, you can hardly walk without crutches.

"Zhan" said to "Dian": Did you buy a car?

"Hand" said to "Mao": Don't you dare disobey.

Page said to Beard: I can't see it at first sight, but I have a beard?

"Home" said to "Tomb": It is 2 1 century, so you should be good at selling yourself.

"People" said to "people": Be carried by people, be high above, and be careful to fall.

Mu said to Shu: If you have a mole on your face, consider yourself a beautiful woman.

"Mao" said to "Hand": It seems to be consistent with you, but it has actually given you enough face!

"Earth" said to "Ugly": Don't think that wearing a shawl will look good, but it is still old-fashioned in the bones.

Chapter 3: A joke story with different Chinese characters "Yi" said to "Ge": I'm afraid of you if you don't bring your sword. Maybe we can practice alone and see if I don't hit you.

"Bi" said to "Bei": Husband and wife have a fight, so why divorce!

"Qian" said to "Sun": It's sunny, why not wear a straw hat?

"Bing" said to "Qiu": You see how cruel the war is, and both legs are blown off!

"Do" says to "Do": Balance is the last word!

"Tian" said to "Yue": It's time to lose weight.

The "ruler" said to "do": Sister, the results have come out. You are pregnant with twins.

"Electricity" said to "Tortoise": What's so cool about wearing a hat askew?

The fork said to you: When did you get your face fixed? What is the mole on your face?

"Tong" said to "you": Where did you get so many playboys?

"Ping" said to "Ping": You and I are the same, a first-class disabled soldier.

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