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I have known her for over a year. After my confession today, the girl was surprised to ask me how much I love her. I told her in plain English: "You asked me how much I love you. The quilt weighs two kilograms." Hearing this, she smiled shyly and said, "It's better than singing! I like ... "

When the test paper was sent to the last one, the teacher looked at the name on the test paper and shouted, "Lin's egg is big." No one responded. Also called: "Lin egg is big." Still no response. The teacher was impatient and asked, "Raise your hand if you didn't get the test paper." A student raised his hand. The teacher asked, "What's your name?" The student replied, "Teacher, my name is Chu Zhongtian". . .

I came home from work yesterday and saw my eldest brother beating my nephew. I asked curiously, "What's wrong with this?" My eldest brother showed me my eldest nephew's exam questions. Among them, I filled in the blanks. The first half of the sentence is "poor is immune", and then fill in the blanks. It was written by my eldest nephew.