Adaptation of homophonic funny poems

No matter in school or in society, you must have seen classic poems, which are characterized by refinement, concentration, distinct rhythm and rich rhythm. So what are the types of poetry? The following is an adaptation of homophonic funny poems I collected for you. Welcome to share.

Homophonic comic poem adaptation 1 I don't know the true face of Lushan Mountain, just because of its body.

The river is general, and the well is hidden.

The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen.

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple, with white in the southeast and northwest.

There are other ladies in his court, rare beauties in 3,000 years, and iron bars can be ground into needles.

Never regret taking off your clothes, because it will make people haggard.

There is always love in Qian Shan. Give me one more.

It was noon on the day of weeding, and sweat dripped like a spring. Go home and take a bath, and then count the money. Who knows, the bag is empty, tears flow, and grief and indignation are put away. Tomorrow is still difficult.

Looking around, lonely and sad. When I was drunk yesterday, it was the hardest to move forward. Three drinks and two spirits. How can he be sleepy? The saddest thing is sleeping next to the garbage when the traffic passes by.

The sky is gray and wild, and the wind and grass are low. The wolf looked at the sheep in front of him drooling, but saw them running around.

When I looked at the city, I saw its buildings collapsed. It is unbearable to care about the country and look back at the bright moon and the Ming Dynasty. I want to ride home in the wind, suddenly looking back, the car is like running water in Ma Rulong. Surrounded by songs, I can see the end of the world. Growing in a cage, people are thinner than yellow flowers.

The foot of my bed is shining so brightly that he knows that the dew will be frost tonight. In the cold light of a lonely lamp, I met an old friend from another country in the dark. At seven o'clock, we talked about Sang Ma with cups in our hands. However, she lives alone in an empty valley, and birds sing everywhere around me. In three years, Tonamiyama is more secluded.

Twitter, birds are in front of the loom. If you don't hear the loom, a bird sighs. Ask the birds what they think. Ask the bird what it remembers. If two kinds of feelings last for a long time, they will come sooner or later.

This morning in spring, when I woke up, I felt relaxed. I was bitten by mosquitoes everywhere. At first, I wanted to sleep, and I got up to repel mosquitoes. I couldn't sleep well every night.

The fairy of the past has flown away by the yellow crane, leaving only an empty Yellow Crane Tower. What is even more annoying is that the shadow in the distance is blue, and only the Yangtze River is flowing in the sky. The yellow crane stopped coming, and the sad people shed tears.

An apricot tree rises from the wall, two orioles sing green willows, and the lives of three women are surrounded by a good concubine. Zhuge Liang was in Yuan, and planned to leave the empty city of Qishan for six times. On the seventh day of July, in the Palace of Eternal Life, 800 pacesetters rushed to the north slope. On September 9, Yang Gong died and100000 lion was beheaded.

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, the boss told the story of China, and the smoke circle flew over thousands of feet. People suspect that the sky is covered with dark clouds. How did the smoke come out? The shepherd boy pointed to Xinghua Village.

When parents heard the girl coming, they picked up the machine gun.

Sister A heard that she was coming and raised her machine gun.

Hearing that my sister was coming, I sharpened my knife and told my parents.

Ask a woman what she thinks and what she remembers. The woman is also thoughtful and has no money to buy a plane.

I saw the military post last night. I need bombers and 12 planes, but I can't afford a rack.

Grandpa has no money and Mulan has no gold or silver. She is willing to buy steel planes from now on.

Buy drawings in the east market, screws in the west market, glass in the south market and iron sheet in the north market.

I said goodbye to my parents and stayed in the old garage at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the rubbing of iron sheets.

When I went to the hangar, I went to the barracks at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for women, but I heard the rumble of the plane fuel tank.

There is a light at the foot of my bed, and Li Bai is sleeping. The moonlight was bright outside the window, and the wind chimes jingled. Looking up, I found that it was moonlight, and I bowed my head and wet my crotch. Li Bai changed clothes in a hurry.

On a frosty night, two bachelors sleep together; When I asked your students under a pine tree where to go tomorrow; Hanshan Temple outside Gusu, stealing boats in the middle of the night; Year after year, she sewed the gold thread. We must do something for others.

In the old society, Wang Xie and Yan Fei settled in our hospital. These desolate waters, these silent mountains, poor pets also sit on wax; At the scene of the injury, Gaocheng looked broken and the old owner had remarried.

Homophonic comic poem adaptation 2 Zhi Zhu Ci Liu Yuxi

The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green, and the songs on the shore can be heard.

Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny.

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It was a long time ago that I met her, but since we separated, the time has become longer, the east wind is blowing, and a hundred flowers are blooming.

Silkworms in spring will weave until they die, and candles will drain the wick every night.

In the morning, she saw her hair cloud changing in the mirror, but she bravely faced the cold of the moonlight with her evening song.

There are not many roads to Pengshan. Oh, Bluebird, listen! -Give me what she said! .

Wentingyun

Light a candle at the bottom of the well and you can play Go together.

Linglong dice Anhoudou, what do you know about bone acacia?

Xizhou District Southern Dynasties Yuefu

Miss Mei wants to go to Kau Xizhou and break plum blossoms on the north bank of the Yangtze River.

Thin clothes are as red as apricots and hair as black as crows.

Where is Xixi Jiao? The two oars on board can be placed at the ferry pier of the Kau Xizhou Bridge.

At dusk, Shrike came and the wind blew the tallow.

Under the tree is her home, and her emerald hair is exposed in the door.

She opened the door and didn't see her sweetheart. She went out to pick red-violet flowers.

Autumn, autumn Nantang, she is holding a lotus seed, and the lotus grows taller.

Bow your head and get lotus seeds, green as water.

Hide lotus seeds in your sleeve. Lotus seeds are red and transparent.

Miss my husband, but not yet. She looks up at the swan in the sky.

The sky was full of geese, and she went up to the tower to see her husband.

Although the tower is high, she can't see her husband. She leans against the railing all day.

The railing bent and bent into the distance, and her hands were as bright as jade.

The curtain is so high, rippling like sea water, empty and generally dark green.

If the sea is as long as a dream, then you are sad and I am sad.

If Nanfeng knows how I feel, please blow my dream to Puxi Island.

The song at four o'clock in the morning. Qiu Ge Southern Dynasties Yuefu

Look up at the tung tree, the tung flower is very poor.

May there be no frost and snow in the sky, and Woods will solve the Millennium.