Funny jokes between school and teachers.

Funny jokes between school and teachers.

1, I didn't smoke at school, so I want to smoke like everyone else. Just after I lit it, the teacher came in ... I put it out with my palm, damn it, the painful lz dare not smoke until now.

My parents named me "Ma Biao". At the beginning of the roll call, the teacher didn't know how to pronounce it, so he said, Has Liu Ma arrived yet?

I didn't take any classes in college. I didn't go to class until one week before the final exam. The teacher called my name. I said, the teacher paused and said to me: I haven't seen you for a semester, so tall!

4. In geography class, a girl doesn't listen to the class, but puts on makeup at the bottom. The teacher came up to her and said, can you describe your face with two place names? The female classmate thought for a long time, but didn't come up with it. Looking at the teacher, the teacher said: Dalian, Taiyuan.

5. In the junior high school biology experiment class, the teacher asked us to cut the earthworm in half to see if it could survive. Only I cut the earthworm to death, and the teacher came over and said, I'll go, who told you to cut it vertically?