Three jokes and short jokes

1. You sat behind a boy in class that day. You drew a pig and stuck it on its back.

In fact, he soon found out, ripped off the pig and stared at you. You ask him doubtfully, "You?"

How do you know there is a pig behind you? "

2. Two drunks are driving at a gallop. A: "Be careful! There is a sharp turn ahead. "

B: "What? Aren't you driving? "

3. A person always farts in the office, and colleagues can't help but say: Can you keep quiet? Then I saw him sitting there trembling and asked, why? Answer: I tuned it to vibrate.