Find a joke that a student answers the teacher's question with lyrics.

Teacher: Is this how you treat school rules and regulations? Student: Why not?

Teacher: Your grades are bound to drop sharply. Student: I don't care.

Teacher: What do you think in class? Student: In my imagination.

Teacher: How do you treat teachers with this attitude? Go to the school library, read books and learn more about being a man. I really don't know which book you learned this way.

Student: In the constellation book.

Teacher: What? Return the horoscope book? Look at your Chinese homework. Why not make these simple explanations in classical Chinese?

Student: redundant explanation.

Teacher: I am so angry. What do you do in your spare time besides talking back?

Student: Shake your head and play.

Teacher: You are a crazy student. Tell me, which girl have you fallen in love with recently?

Student: Angie.

Teacher: Where does her family live? I'll find her. Student: Smart. Teacher: Smart? What is that place?

Student: Tears know. ..

Teacher: What are you talking about? What kind of child do you say you are?

Student: Bad boy.

Teacher: It's a pity that you know this. With this knowledge, what career will you pursue in the future?

Student: Insider.

Teacher: What? Do you think this is a war? What are you talking about? See for yourself, what kind of world is this?

Student: earthly beauty.

Teacher: Still beautiful? Your academic record is a mess, and you're going to become Chen Shimei! Tell me what you want to do now.

Student: I want to hold your hand.

Teacher: What? You kid, your head is broken, isn't it? I am so angry! Today is Teacher's Day, and other classes are celebrating. I have to spend time educating you. Tell me! There is not much time left. What else can we hold?

Student: Ross's funeral.

Teacher: Ah … after screaming … the teacher died on the spot!