Looking for Chinese jokes to play word games.

A female scum fell asleep in math class. The teacher threw a chalk head angrily.

The male headmaster is easy to catch.

"You ..."

"She went to bed too late yesterday."

"That ..."

"Learning is not as important as the body."

"She ..."

"I teach as well as you."

Scum rubbed his eyes sleepily. "What's the matter?"

The headmaster turned to spoil her. "Nothing, go back to sleep."