A little joke to amuse girls.

Q: Why do people usually take off their shirts when fighting in groups? A: Because if you take off your pants, the key parts of your lower body are easily injured. Is it funny? The following is a little joke that I arranged for you to make girls happy. I hope I can help you!

Little joke that makes girls happy 1 1. A friend has had a dog for eight years. His feelings are deep. The dog suddenly fell ill, spent a lot of money, and died.

Her heart ached for a long time, and I comforted her: "It's also a good thing that the dog left first. Imagine if you leave first, wouldn't the lost dog be even more pitiful! "

My dear girlfriend is pregnant because she already has a son. The baby wants a daughter. Today, she had a B-ultrasound. She is a son. She is on WeChat: seeking comfort.

Me: Don't be sad, maybe he will be very girly in the future!

The fat girl paraded through the city in a short skirt and was ridiculed that her legs were like radishes.

A Dai couldn't stand it any longer, and ran to comfort her: "Radish is not shameful, but it is shameful to have radish whiskers."

4, class reunion, full of emotion. A girl cried: "I am 24 years old this year. I am not ugly and have a good personality. Why don't I have a boyfriend and no one is chasing me? "

The whole audience was silent and there was no way to comfort them. At this time, one or two goods floated leisurely: "That's because you still can't know yourself correctly."

Joke 2 1. My best friend in high school is a rich second generation, and all the rich people in my family are very kind. His grades were not good, so his brothers handed him cheat sheets during the exam. After three years, he cheated his parents, but the college entrance examination was a mess.

Ten years later, I went to his house and had a drink with him. When he mentioned that year, he burst into tears and said, I really regret not studying hard at that time. Now my brothers are all in Beijing and Shanghai. Meet each other late. In this dump in London, no one can drink.

2. Going home by car on holiday, sitting next to me is a beautiful woman like a sister with milk tea.

I've been racking my brains all the way to try to strike up a conversation, but I just don't know how to speak.

It's almost the station, and I'm on pins and needles

At this time, sister paper glanced at me and said, it's almost the stop. Don't worry, there is a toilet at the station.

3. Waiting for the bus at night, because the last bus arrived at the station for almost ten minutes, and worried that there was no car, I asked a woman next to me. She made sure that the bus hadn't arrived yet, so I just stood there waiting for the bus.

One minute, five minutes, ten minutes, I saw a man driving a car and took the woman away. ...

Let me blow the stop sign alone.

There is a barbecue stall at home, and the boss insists on wearing a mask in summer, which is the conscience of the industry.

Often patronize, until one day he chatted with the person who set up the stall next door, only to know that he wore a mask because there was too much dust on the roadside.

Little joke that makes girls happy 3 1. Mom: Have you changed boyfriends again?

Daughter: Ah! How did you know?

Mom: Last week, I often heard cuckoo chirping under our window. I suddenly became a frog these days.

2. Be polite and behave appropriately. When traveling, you can open the door and take your luggage. You can remember your favorite dishes the first time you eat them, and you won't feel a little uncomfortable. How is such a man tempered?

Well ... on the whole, they have an elegant mother. Of course, there may be countless ex-girlfriends.

3. Man: "Can you imitate a woodpecker?"

Woman: "How to imitate?"

Man: "Take my face as bark."

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