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What is a straight man like (what is a real straight man like)
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Recently, when I brush Tik Tok, I always get complaints from girls about Spring Festival gifts and Valentine's Day gifts from my straight boyfriend. All kinds of strange gifts often make me laugh.
As a new term, straight man does not have an accurate positioning, so for a time, it seems that most girls' boyfriends are straight men.
During the physiological period, it is straight men who let girls drink more hot water, straight men who show no emotion during the holidays, straight men who argue and don't coax, straight men who advocate that women don't do any housework, and even straight men who always blame girls for the contradiction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law
Is it?
None of the above are straight. In my eyes, although straight men don't understand amorous feelings and can't get interesting points, straight men are undoubtedly sincere and lovely.
Remember, girls, straight men are the ones who will buy you dead Barbie powder, not even Maybelline.
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Hui Hui is in love, and her boyfriend is her type, clean and angular.
At Christmas, all the little sisters around received gifts from their boyfriends, but only her boyfriend was slow to move.
Many times, showing off intentionally or unintentionally between girls is a fatal attack. After several rounds, she came back in a mess and called me for help.
I advised her: "Some men are born dull and may not even know when Christmas is. You two get along well, every day is Christmas. "
"But this is our first Christmas together. I carefully prepared a gift for him. If he didn't respond at the time, I would feel very embarrassed. "
I comforted her: "Why don't you gently hint?"
Later, Hui Hui sent a circle of friends: What gift do you want from Santa Claus for Christmas?
Then work suddenly got busy. By the time I got to her circle of friends, it was already Christmas, and I was already shattered glass, so I couldn't laugh it off from my heart.
I wanted to give her a compliment, and I found that her boyfriend also gave her a compliment. It seems that I should understand something.
I smiled and called her: "Well, I told you that sometimes men need a little encouragement."
On the other end of the phone, Hui Hui burst into tears: "I am all in Si Mazhao's heart, but people are willing to give me a compliment, but they are still indifferent. I dreamed of waiting for the last minute to surprise me. It's a joke. "
I had to comfort her: "Maybe your boyfriend is the kind that is particularly dull. I don't think it is necessary to follow the trend on holidays. It is good to be good to you at ordinary times. "
When I said this, Hui Hui, who was still in tears, was in tears.
She said; "Do you know?" He didn't say anything, but he said confidently that Christmas is a festival celebrated by foreigners, so you can't expect me to give you a gift. "
I was speechless for a moment. I can only say that everyone has different ideas.
Later, it is said that on Hui Hui's birthday, her boyfriend ordered her a takeaway and a bowl of noodles without poached eggs.
She was given a red envelope of 1.88 during the Spring Festival, and a red envelope of 5.20 during the Qixi Festival.
At this time, Hui Hui seems to be used to it, and sighed with milk tea: "What can I do? With this straight boyfriend. "
I really want to ask her, do you really think he is just straight?
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In contrast, my college classmate Kai Jiang surprised me.
In college, because we were in the same class and the same club, we got closer.
He belongs to the kind of person who can make a living. For example, I once borrowed a ballpoint pen from him, and I don't know where it went, but I remember that there was not much ink in the ballpoint pen, and it faded after writing.
So, I'm not worried about losing it.
Who knows, a week later, Kaijiang found the pen I wanted and was very angry when I learned that I had lost it. He scolded me for losing my family, saying that the refill could be used, but it was not broken, so I didn't cherish it enough.
There are too many such things. I have been joking behind my back. He can't get a wife like this.
Later, he fell in love with a girl in the department, holding a beautifully packaged carnation in her hand on Valentine's Day.
I was so shocked that I was incoherent: "Jiang, Jiang Ge, are you okay?" Too bloody. "
He made a gesture to cover his heart: "It's really bloody. It has been bleeding here for several days, but there is nothing I can do. I don't want to wronged her in this matter. "
"But, this seems to be for mom?"
He jumped up at once: "What, you didn't say so earlier? This cost me 300 yuan, so which one should I buy? "
From that moment on, his image in my heart suddenly became clear.
In my eyes, Kaijiang is the kind of straight man who won't break off diplomatic relations, but when he meets a girl he likes, he will consciously bend down gently.
This is the real straight man.
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Let you drink more hot water during your physiological period because you don't love you enough, not because he is straight.
What doesn't make any sense at the festival is stingy, not because he is straight.
It's not because he is straight that he doesn't care enough about you after quarreling.
It is selfish and sexist to argue that a woman should not do housework, not because she is heterosexual.
The contradiction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law always blames the girl because of her mother's baby, not because she is straight.
A real straight man is a man who tries to love you in a clumsy way.
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