09 Spring Festival Evening Classic Funny Lines

1, Zhao Benshan: Scottish flirting ...

2. Zhao Benshan: Not bad money!

3. Little Shenyang: People are pure men. . . .

4. Zhao Benshan: Save that leg for tomorrow.

5. Little Shenyang: God, I'm in a hurry to wear it. God, why are there no crotch in the aisle?

6. Little Shenyang: God, you are so bright and handsome!

7. Zhao Benshan: That's because I didn't come. If I had come, you would have arrived so early.

8. Ya Dan: Hong Hushui waves, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before, and each wave is stronger than the other, and my father is photographed on the beach.

Zhao Benshan: Ah, he is waiting for you in the village. Alas, the village is heavily decorated, and the secretary of the township head is waiting in line for you there, setting up a hall, and then getting a big room and a big photo for you to hang in the middle.

There are flowers all around. It's beautiful, really People are waiting for you with a pen, but they are crying.

10. Bi Fujian: It seems very tactful. . .

1 1. Zhao Benshan: You look like the photo of your grandfather when he left.

Ya Dan: Hey, look at it. Look at it. More like not laughing.

12. Little Shenyang: Yes or no.

13. Zhao Benshan: Don't eat shark fin. Did I get stuck after eating the fishbone once?

14. Zhao Benshan: We can have this.

Shenyang: There really isn't.

15. Little Shenyang: God, why are you so picky? You said you didn't order one, and then we'll build another one, right?

16. Little Shenyang: Is there anything you haven't counted yet?

17. Little Shenyang: Stop it. What if something happens in the future?

18. Little Shenyang: A person's life is short, sometimes just like sleeping. A day is spent with one eye closed, my life is spent with one eye closed, one eye closed, one eye closed, one eye closed.

19. Little Shenyang: "People can't take money too seriously. Money is a thing outside the body. Do you know what is the most painful thing in life? People die without spending money (Liao)! "

20. Zhao Benshan: "Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life? That is, people are alive and money is gone! "

2 1. Zhao Benshan: This child has been the embryo of art since childhood.

Ya Dan: Today, I feel very impulsive. Tonight is sunny, cloudy and sunny.

23. Ya Dan: My grandfather is very kind. He can take me to sunshine avenue.

24. Ya Dan: If you can really lead me to the right path, I will thank your eight ancestors.

25. Ya Dan: I will never forget you in my life, and I will never let you leave like a ghost.

26. Zhao Benshan: This boy just wants to get back at you.

27. Zhao Benshan: Singing Li Guyi's Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

28. Zhao Benshan: It's hard for you to get on the kang.

29. Little Shenyang: My fate is the same as her, and I am also a grandfather named Bi!

30. Zhao Benshan: Come on, your singing is off, and your pants are off.

3 1. Zhao Benshan: Come on, you can sing a scarab song.

32. Little Shenyang: English name is xiao~shen~yang~

Zhao Benshan: Don't you understand? The English name is Small Loss Sample.

34. Zhao Benshan: If you don't give me face, you have to give it to his grandfather. Do you want her grandpa to talk to you personally?

35. Zhao Benshan: They all want it, and they can accept me.

Zhao Benshan: I'll tell you a secret. Actually, my grandfather's surname is Bi.