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Love created by "smashing"

David was a lucky man. As soon as he graduated from college, he was lucky enough to be admitted as a civil servant in the Municipal Development and Reform Bureau. In this most difficult season for employment, David became the envy of his classmates, and he himself felt that a better life was waving to him.

Soon after he took office, his unit notified him to go to the party school to participate in the initial training for civil servants, which lasted for one month. Before leaving, the eldest sister from the same department kindly told David that when he arrived at the party school, while learning business knowledge, he must put solving his own personal problems first. The people participating in the training are all young people. If there is a suitable young girl, be proactive and don't miss the opportunity.

David believed this deeply and took it to heart. Sure enough, as the eldest sister said, there were nearly 300 students participating in the training in the city, half of them male and female, and there were quite a few beautiful girls. David's mood was as beautiful as flowers in bloom.

Because it is a closed training, every student must live on campus, regardless of distance. The environment of the dormitory is very good. When you open the door to the balcony, you can stand on the balcony and enjoy the endless sea. This would be a great place to fall in love, David thought to himself.

Boys live below the fifth floor, and girls live above the fifth floor. David is very satisfied with this arrangement, because he lives on the fifth floor, and the girls are on the sixth floor. Those who are near the water and the terrace get the first one.

One day at noon, the sun was just right. David walked out of the balcony, closed his eyes, let the sea breeze blow on his face, and listened to the sound of the waves, he felt very comfortable. Suddenly, David felt his head being hit by something soft and wet. He suddenly opened his eyes and took a closer look, and found that he was wearing a woman's bra on his shoulders.

He looked up and saw several women's clothes hanging on the clothesline on the sixth floor balcony, and they were dripping water! David thought to himself: Some girl must have accidentally dropped this thing when she was cooling off her clothes...

David didn't know what to do and stood there like a statue. Not moving.

At this time, several students in the same room saw it and laughed loudly, "David, you are lucky, even such a private thing is thrown to you, you must seize the opportunity!" "Which girl is so discerning? I want to be hit too..."

While everyone was playing with each other, there was a "dong dong dong" knock on the door outside. The male student sleeping next to the door opened the door and saw a beautiful girl standing at the door. Her sleeves were rolled up, as if she had just washed her clothes. The girl blushed and said, "I'm so sorry. I accidentally dropped a piece of clothing on your balcony just now. I wanted to come and take it back."

Everyone laughed wildly again. The girl who didn't know what was going on looked towards the balcony and was surprised to find that her bra was hanging on David's shoulders. Her face turned redder and she wished she could get into a hole. Amid everyone's laughter, the girl ran away and didn't want anything. David rushed out of the balcony and shouted at the girl's back: "Hey, your stuff..." The girl said without looking back, "I don't want it anymore."

David really had no choice. I had no choice but to hang the bra on the balcony on the fifth floor, hoping to find an opportunity to return it to the girl. This night, the dormitory was very lively. Everyone was making fun of David with every word he said. David felt an indescribable feeling in his heart. Is this really a fate?

The next day, the troublemaker was done. David packed it in his bag and went to class. He saw the girl from yesterday at a glance, and the girl also saw him, and then quickly lowered her head. David walked in the direction of the girl, and the girl's heart beat faster, fearing that David would tell the scandal about last night in front of his classmates.

However, David said nothing and just found a seat behind her and sat down. The class started. While others were taking notes, David touched the girl with his hand and handed her something wrapped in paper. The girl knew that it must be her bra, and her heart was filled with gratitude. .

Then, the girl wrote a note to David, "Thank you, I have caused you trouble." David glanced at it and replied again: "You're welcome, don't be embarrassed. .

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The two of you passed it on to me and I passed it on to you. They said a lot of things that had nothing to do with gratitude or courses, and left a good impression on each other.

As the saying goes: "A good thing If you don't go out, bad things will spread thousands of miles. "I don't know who said it. In just one day, many classmates knew about this "bra incident", and they pointed out good things, making David and the girl feel uncomfortable.

Again One day, after listening to the lecture in the evening, the head teacher told the students that the wind is strong at the seaside. Everyone should close the balcony door before going to bed. It is not a big deal if the bra blows off. If someone blows off the bra, I can't afford it. Responsibility. The teacher's joke caused everyone to look in the direction of David and the girl. The laughter was getting louder and louder. David looked at the girl secretly, and the girl made a very sorry expression. Wei shrugged and said it didn't matter.

A few days later, they were going to do an outdoor development training. To warm up, the teacher played a game of "four people with several feet on the ground". . David happened to be in the same group as the girl. When the teacher called out "4 people and 4 legs," David shouted to the girl, "Come up and let me carry you." The girl jumped on David's back like a little monkey. Everyone started cheering again: "Look, Zhu Bajie is carrying his wife on his back." "Just be fine, you two. We're waiting for the wedding banquet!" ”

Everyone’s joking made David’s mind wander. He really hoped that this game would not stop and go on forever, so that he could always carry the girl on his back. What a wonderful burden it was!

The girl whispered in David's ear: "I was the one who dragged you down. We couldn't explain it even if we jumped into the Yellow River. David smiled and said, "If you can't explain clearly, just leave it alone. Besides, I think everyone's suggestions are good, but I just don't know if you dare to have a real relationship with me?" "

The girl said angrily: "Let's talk, we are both single, who is afraid of whom? When David heard this, he was very happy. He carried the girl on his back and ran around the crowd, shouting as he ran: "I have a girlfriend, I'm in love." "The girl snuggled tightly on David's back, with a sweet look of happiness on her face.

On the day when the initial training was over, David announced the good news to everyone that he and the girl were getting married. There was a burst of cheers from the crowd, followed by a burst of warm applause, and someone joked: "Your love is because a bra is tightly tied together, one end is connected to the boy and the other is connected to the girl. "Everyone burst into laughter.

David said excitedly: "Students, thank you for pushing public opinion. Without your jokes, there would be no love for me.

Everyone smiled and said: "A joke creates a marriage. We have all become moon elders for a time. As long as fate comes, there will be love everywhere!" ”