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Classmate reunion classic sentence 1. The blade is fleeting, the world of mortals is rolling, time flies like an arrow, and the sun and the moon fly like a shuttle. As the saying goes, "we are in the same boat, and we can get along well for a hundred years, and our classmates can be divided into five generations." In the past 30 years, the friendship between the students has been brewed, which makes the old wines of the students in the wine cellar more rich and mellow. Classmates will always be classmates, and family friendship will never change. In life, when some of us have made impressive achievements, our former classmates will be proud of you. When some of us encounter setbacks in life, please remember that the friendship of our former classmates will always be your trustworthy spiritual home. 2. Unforgettable youth past "You in the same class", unforgettable youth past Today, old classmates get together and meet again after 40 years, and the memory of childhood is still so clear. But when we met, a long-lost greeting traveled through time and space, which made all the students attending the party suddenly return to those youthful years. Old classmates get together and never forget the past of youth: I remember that on campus, in the classroom, learning has become a routine. As long as a student has difficulties in learning, both the class teacher and the subject teacher will give detailed guidance to the students until every student can master the learning content. Meeting is a song, sung by you and me. Thirty-eight years is like a blink of an eye. Thirty-eight years of yearning and expectation, today, we finally gather in the beautiful Hohhot! This reunion is carefully planned by some students, and it is also the result of our deep local feelings, hometown feelings and classmates' feelings, and it is also a doomed fate. Thirty-eight years of reunion and separation are unforgettable. Only when you step into the society can you know the beauty of campus life, the innocence of two children without guessing, and the value of classmates' friendship. Meeting is a song. The singers are you and me. I have always loved my classmates for thirty years. Here, on behalf of the whole class, please allow me to pay tribute to those who have worked hard for this reunion.

2. What are the classic sentences of three girls together? 1. We three sisters agreed to meet here in ten years.

Although our three sisters have been together for a short time, the friendship they have established is profound.

I can clearly remember the scene of three girls together, but once upon a time, you ran away from home.

Meeting is short-lived, and the thoughts of the three of us are eternal.

5. The meteor streaks across the sky, just like a short meeting and a permanent parting, just like our three sisters' short meeting and parting.

6. Time flies, five years have passed quickly, and today I finally look forward to the reunion of the three sisters. I'm really happy!

7. Acquaintance is the most precious fate; Missing is the most beautiful mood. I will always remember the photos of the three of us getting married in Jin Lan.

8. In life, people keep leaving or entering. So, what you see, what you can't see; Remember, forget. 7a686964616fe78988e 69d833133336393736 There are gains and losses in life. Therefore, the invisible see; Forgot, remember. However, does invisibility mean non-existence? Remember, will it never disappear? I believe that the friendship between our three girls will not be destroyed!

9. Beautiful dreams, like beautiful poems, can be met but not sought. I really like that dream, knowing that you have traveled thousands of miles for me, but I think the grass is delicious, as if we three girls met for the first time!

10. Time is like a song, which explains the colorful lives of the three of us. The vicissitudes of life are like dreams, and eternity is cast in an instant.

1 1. Years have aged the faces of our three sisters, but the heart is still the heart at that time, and the feelings are still the feelings at that time.

12. Smiling faces, tenderness, endless topics and restless hearts, we are still the "three women's lives" of that year.

13. The meeting was short and pleasant. After the passionate gathering, we will cherish each other and go our separate ways. After that, it will be a long separation, but the fragrance of friendship will add a ray of warm sunshine to the dull life of our three sisters.

14. Flowers are similar every year, but people of different ages are different. Although we can't get together all the time, we hit it off at once. This is the sisterhood of the three of us.

15. The smiling face is still kind, and the voice is calling as always, missing the happy time of our three sisters together.

16. Sisters, we three are still together!

3. What humorous words are there about the "reunion of old classmates"? 1. The monitor organized a reunion of old classmates. Halfway through the meal, he stood up and gave me a toast: "Don't drink this glass of wine, you will lose face in front of everyone!" " I also got up quickly: "Monitor, please sit down first, everyone at KFC is watching us ...". A few days ago, my classmates got together and invited me to XX Hotel. I went and found that many students didn't know each other! Everything has changed! So I introduced myself one by one. Shortly after we met, the mobile phone rang and my classmates called and asked, "Where are you? Come on, I need you! " "3. At the class reunion, a classmate said to the teacher," Teacher, I must propose a toast to you. You were very kind to me in those days. Every time you finish a problem, you are the first to ask me if I understand it. "

Teacher: "Actually, I think that if you understand, everyone will understand ..." 4. When it was raining yesterday afternoon, I met a beautiful classmate hiding under a tree, so I approached him and said, classmate, why don't I take you home? The rain will not stop for a while. Thank you, my boyfriend will be here soon! Go home at four o'clock in the afternoon, take a shower, change clothes and go to the hotel early. In the reserved private room, Xiaoying and Zhiying have arrived. Seeing the good wine brought by Xiaoying, I was afraid that I couldn't hold it, so I decided to drink the usual Erguotou, so I went out and bought four bottles.

Don't be ridiculous. I killed six and a half bottles at the last party of ten people. Class reunions are always crazy.

6. In order to highlight my identity at the class reunion, I wore a Rolex. Just when I was worried about how to display it, a classmate suddenly asked what time it was. 7. The students arrived one after another. I sat with my back to the door. It became a necessary ceremony for students to touch my bald head in the door. Of course, the girls all touched my bald head. They hated my male classmates and said simply: After being on the program "If You Are the One", bald head was very popular.

8. Yesterday at the class reunion, I suddenly saw the goddess I had a crush on before, so I went to say hello to see if there was any chance. After chatting for a while, a child came to pull the goddess' clothes and said, Ma Ma, I want to go home, and my face was green at that time.

In the future, I will talk to another classmate about the goddess and ask him which cow dung the goddess was inserted in and which pig arched it. Then I saw the child coming over and tugging at this classmate's clothes and saying, Dad, Mom wants you to pass ... 9. Our classmates grew up together in the textile compound, and their parents came from all over the country. Because Tianjin has the largest population, everyone speaks Tianjin dialect.

Students are very humorous, two people talking is crosstalk, and a group of people together is sketch and drama. 10, class reunion, found that the women's university changed eighteen times, and everyone became immortals.

Deeply touched, a lesbian said, "You have changed a lot. I remember when you were a child, BYJ, you went to college in Joseph Cheng. Why are you in Degang Guo now! 1 1. When you open this commemorative album, we give you our best wishes again. Although youth is gone, friendship lasts forever. 12. Many years ago, we came together from all corners of the country with childishness and full vision. In order to satisfy our thirst for knowledge, we left an unforgettable life footprint in our unforgettable alma mater, Caimiao Middle School.

We have gained knowledge and cultivated friendship, and since then we have roamed everywhere. Today, the difference between 2008 and 2008 brings us together again.

13. I have known each other for decades. During the Cultural Revolution, he cut classes and cut in line or corps.

Going back to the city without a house to live in, it is difficult to get married on a blind date. After marriage, the husband and wife share joys and sorrows.

Older people are addicted and tired, and it is difficult for children to take exams. Young and old are stable, holding hands and being the only wife.

Looking back on the true feelings, only between classmates. I want to get together often and spend my old age happily.

14. I feel extremely lucky to know you, but I feel my life is full to know you. I will hide my smiling days, and I hope you will take good care of yourself in the unpredictable days to come. 15. A golden autumn after twenty-six years of reincarnation is brewing the desire for today's party.

When we are at school, we imagine meeting in five or ten years. Today's meeting is a dream in which we are immersed in the passion of twenty-six spring and autumn.

4. Humorous and funny party A woman works the night shift and a man follows her. This woman is afraid. She passed by the cemetery and had a brainwave. She said to the grave, Dad, I'm back. Open the door.

The man was frightened and ran away screaming. The woman was relieved and was about to leave when suddenly a gloomy voice came from the grave: Daughter, you forgot your key again.

The woman was frightened and ran away. At this moment, a grave robber emerged from the grave and said, Shit, I delayed my work and scared you to death! As soon as the voice of grave robbery fell, I found an old man carving a tombstone with a chisel. I was curious, so I asked him. The old man said angrily: NND, they carved my name wrong ... The great fear of robbing the tomb screamed and ran away.

The old man sneered, "Shit, you dare to steal my business, and it's still tender ..." Just then, the chisel accidentally fell to the ground and the old man was about to pick it up. When he bent down, he found a chisel in his hand in the grass. The old man was shocked, and suddenly a voice came: "You want to die! Change my house number. Old man, stop fooling me and get down the hill! Then a scavenger climbed out of the grass. " Damn, it takes such a great god to get a piece of iron.