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Any jokes? It's not a joke, it's similar to this: (You have to take good care of yourself, remember to drink on time, and smoke more if you feel uncomfortable
Walking north and south along Dongxi Street,
I encountered a man biting a dog on the road.
Picked up the dog and hit it with bricks.
The dog bit the brick in response.
It’s strange, strange, really strange,
The sparrow killed the old hen.
An ant is three feet long,
The old man is sleeping in the cradle.
I had a daydream in the dark night,
I dreamed of a child with a beard.
A camel laid an egg in the middle of the river, and a carp made a nest on the top of the mountain.
My ears burst into tears when I read it, and my eyes hiccuped when I heard it.
There was no thunder in the sky,
Stones rolled uphill underground.
The bitter heat in the twelfth lunar month makes me sweat,
The cold in June makes me shiver.
Cucumbers are fresh in the cold winter, and the table is full of ice cubes in the hot summer.
Cut leeks in the center of the Yellow River, and catch snails on Longmen Mountain.
I caught a snail that was bigger than the tank.
I hugged the snail to see my grandma.
Grandma cried in the cradle,
put down the snail and hugged grandma.
The head of the family is the child,
the parents are the little ones.
The stock market will go down if it rises.
Selling iron will destroy the people.
The poison is backfired every day,
The golden body cultivation is really wonderful.
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