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The most interesting thing that Tomb-Sweeping Day did was that his composition was eight-sided.
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Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, this cold winter has come to a drizzly spring, and I really can't adapt at once. The spring in Guangdong this year is more obvious than before. I used to go straight to summer as soon as winter was over. I have never been exposed to the season of "spring morning, I wake up carefree and birds are singing around". What is spring like? Nothing! I can only sigh alone!
This year is different, spring has finally arrived! There is life everywhere! This time has passed, and it's time to worship our ancestors. When Tomb-Sweeping Day arrived, people from all over Guangdong went to worship their ancestors. This may be superstition, but it is also a tradition of our country and can only be worshipped! Before school, the teacher told us a lot. Finally, the students shouted: "It rains a lot during Qingming Festival, so pedestrians on the road should be careful." Alas? Isn't it "rainy in Qingming Festival, pedestrians on the road want to break their souls"? Our funny spirit is really "ok"! But this sentence came true for me and became a joke of Tomb-Sweeping Day.
Tomb-Sweeping Day, I didn't go climbing. My hometown is in Hunan, so I can't! How boring! The joke suddenly occurred to me. Think about what this means. ..... I don't know how long I've been thinking. I'm bored! No! I just want to go out and play. All right! This day began to tease me, and I came out from downstairs and suddenly "made a good start". Because it rained a few days ago, there is still some water at the door. I just closed the door and didn't look at the road. I fell half to death and almost didn't scream! It's really evil, isn't it? It hurts! But dramatic things followed. ...
I strolled into a basketball court and someone was playing. Go to this interesting activity!
After talking with them for a long time, we can finally play together. Can I not work hard? On this day, I started playing pranks again. It is impossible to take the ball into your own hands, take the ball, make a layup and score a goal! Only heard a scream! I fell down again, ah! I was lying underground, everyone around me was laughing, but I wanted to cry. They regarded me as "LJ" and sent me off. I look bitter and bitter, and my stomach is wry! Not that smart! Oh, my God.
"It rains a lot during the Qingming Festival, so pedestrians on the road should be careful." I finally understand, I don't know if Tomb-Sweeping Day's ghost came out to play tricks on me, and I fell several times in a row today. It only says it's okay on the road and at home, right? Let's go.
I rushed home faster than Liu Xiang and sat in a chair panting. Ha! It's okay at last. I don't believe that nonsense! How can you win me when you get home? Ha ha! Now I am a protector, not afraid of you!
Dramatic always happens at these times, and I fall down again!
"It rains a lot during the Qingming Festival, so pedestrians on the road should be careful." Alas!
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