Chat records of humorous routines to make girls happy

Chat records of humorous routines to make girls happy

Chat records of humorous routines to make girls happy. In life, if boys want to catch the girl they like, they must learn to chat with humor. . Otherwise, when two people get along, if the boy doesn't know how to chat, the girl will find it boring. So everyone knows how to make girls happy by chatting humorously? The following is a chat record about humorous routines to make girls happy. I hope it will be helpful to you!

Chat record of humorous routines to make girls happy 1

1. "What do you think I want to eat?" "I don't know." "Looking at you crazily." < /p>

2. "Guess where my heart is?" "It must be on the left." "Wrong! It's on your side."

3. "My brain is flooded, but "I don't want to pull out the water." "Why?" "Wouldn't I pull you out too?"

4. "Before I met you, I had many, many requirements for the future." "What?" Request? "After meeting you, I only ask for you." 5. "Do you know what you look like?" "Attract me like the earth." >

6. "The Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon" "The person who has a crush on me" "How can you be so calm"

7. "How long have you been single?" "From birth to now" " Sorry to keep you waiting for so long."

8. "I have a life advice that will benefit you for a lifetime!" "What life advice." "Stay with me in this life."

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9. "You are so perfect, but you have a flaw." "What flaw?" "My flaw"

10. "Every time I look in the mirror, I miss you so much" "Why You will miss me." "Because I think we are a perfect match, so I want to give you the best of me."

11. "The doctor said I have a small hole in my heart." "You can put a hole in my heart. Do you want to make up for it?"

12. "I'm looking for a letter" "What letter" "Your WeChat"

13. "I found someone who has a crush on you" "Who. Ah?” “Me.”

14. “Do you know why my eyes are so beautiful?” “Because my eyes are all about you”

15. "What do you think is the cleanest and clearest thing in the world?" "Water?" "No, it's my eyes." "Why?" "Because I only have you in my eyes."

16. "I've tolerated you for a long time." "Huh? What do you want?" "Of course I choose to tolerate you for the rest of my life."

17. "You've gone too far!" "What's too much! ” “Too cute”

18. “I’ll do a magic trick for you. I’m sure it’s done.” “What?” “I like you more.”

19 , "The rice is in the pot and the person is in the bed" "Eat first or me first" "It's up to you"

20. "I think I should buy you a compass" "Why?" "Because I'm afraid You are so spoiled by me that you can’t find anything.”

21. “Can you shut up?” “I didn’t speak.” “Then why is your voice filling my head?”

22. "When I am alone, I want to go to many places, but it is different when I am two people." "Why is it different?" "When I am two people, I just want to stay where you are~"

23. "I'm drowning" "Huh?" "I fell in love with you and couldn't help myself"

24. "Did something particularly good happen to me today?" "Ah, what's the matter?" ""It's so nice to meet you"

25. "I wish I could have one more day" "We no longer say good night to each other" "But sleep next to each other"

26. “Look, is there anything special about my hand?” “It’s not special.” “It’s certainly not special since I haven’t been held by you.

27. "Guess where my heart is~" "Well, the left side" "Wrong, fool, it's on your side"

28. "The two of us There’s no need to turn on the lights at night together.” “Why?” “Because you will shine~”

29. “I’ve always wanted a feeling.” “What does it feel like to be with you?” "Feeling"

30. "I had a sweet dream last night" "What a sweet dream" "I have a dream about you" Humorous routine chat records to make girls happy 2

1. "Recently I "I feel dizzy when I see you" "Why" "Because love makes people dizzy"

2. "We may have been hit by an arrow" "Ah?" "Cupid's arrow"

3. "Do you like eating sweets?" "Yes" "No wonder you are so sweet"

4. "Say you like me quickly, and then I reject you" "I I like you..." "Then let's be together!"

5. "Do you want to go to heaven?" "How?" "Come to my house tonight, I will help you."

6. "You will be lonely in the future" "Why?" "Because you live alone in my heart without neighbors."

7. "Do you smell burning?" "No "Also" "You should say you smell it" "Why?" "Because that's the smell of my heart burning when I love you" 8. "Do you like me?" "Don't like it" "Why?" "Because I love you"

9. "When night falls, I will transform again" "Huh? What will it become?" "The name of turning into a weirdo is missing you"

10 , "Your three-second voice" "What?" "I can listen to it again and again for a month"

11. "I found someone has a crush on you." "Who is it?" "Me."

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12. “There’s something on your face” “What?” “It’s all over your handsome face”

13. “I had a nightmare last night” “What nightmare?” ""Every dream without you is a nightmare"

14. "I had an accident recently" "What accident" "I fell in love with you unexpectedly"

15. "I want to Going on a trip. "Where do you want to go?" "A day trip to your bed." 16. "When I meet you" "I always want to dawdle and hesitate."

< p> 17. "If I were the sea" "You are the shore" "I want to hit all the waves on you"

18. "Have you gained weight recently" "No" Then why do you have more and more weight in my heart?"

19. "You are my temperate ocean climate" "What do you mean?" "Every day is warm"

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20. “The moss in the town tells the story of ancient times” “But do you know” “When I fell in love with you, the green bricks in the town had just been laid”

21. “Say what you like now” Me, then I reject you" "I like you" "Then let's be together! ”

22. “Can you?” ""This way I will love you for nine lifetimes"

24. "When I am in a bad mood" "I will laugh when I think about you" "It's great to have you"

25. "You Are you tired?" "Are you not tired?" "You have been running in my head all day, how can you not be tired?"

26. "I find you particularly annoying" "Why am I annoying? ""Lovely, never tire of it"

27. "Do you know what's good about you? "What's better?" "It's just right to be my girlfriend"

28. "If you were the sun, what do you think I am?" "I don't know" "I am ice cream" "Why" "Because." ...You melted my heart."

29. "You asked about the return date but there is no timetable." "Ba. …” “I wish I could stick to you every day”

30. “The fireworks outside are so beautiful. I loved watching them when I was a kid.” “I’ve grown up.” “When I grow up, I only want to watch you.”