Humorous sentences to break the ice

I also attended a high school reunion a few days ago, and everyone was crazy about recalling the stupid things they did in school. In order to prevent everyone from sitting separately, they didn't even sit in the private rooms, and everyone gathered in the hall. The teacher also told interesting things that students had done in the past, and everyone burst into laughter. Among the classmates, there were also those who were officials and made a fortune. When they were rushing to pay the bill, these officials jumped out and started making fun with everyone in the front. In fact, we have had this kind of gathering many times, and we have reminisced about it many times, but I still find it funny for some reason. Later, many guests in the lobby came to drink with us, saying that when they saw us, they thought of themselves...

Humorous sentences to break the ice

1. I have such a big plate of dumplings, but I still don’t have enough. You clove of garlic, just stay!

2. I am a little short-sighted, but not lacking; I have a good temper, but not without it!

3. When are the two lovers embracing each other, the two are watching the fun from the side .

4. Money is not everything, sometimes a credit card is needed.

5. The government is thinking about how to reasonably collect taxes, the boss is thinking about how to reasonably avoid taxes, and I am thinking about how to reasonably sleep more!

6. Brother carries a melon basket across a wide ditch, If the basket leaks, the melons will roll into the ditch. If the melons fall into the ditch, the melons will fall into the ditch. If the melons fall into the basket, the melons will fall into the ditch.

7. When I see other people in their twenties with a fortune of over 100 million, one billion, or several billion, I only have five million, and it’s still pixels.

8. Pessimistic people are defeated by themselves first, and then defeated by life; optimistic people defeat themselves first, and then defeat life.

9. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

10. The sunrise only needs to appear before sunset, and the class only needs to arrive before get out of class ends.

11. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for the whole year!

12. The difference between working and starting a business: If you can’t make it as a part-time worker, you can change jobs, but if you can’t make it as a boss, you can only jump off the building.

13. Imperial decree: By God, the emperor summons: You are now not allowed to poop for three years, and you are not allowed to use paper for pooping. The paper is no more than three feet long, until you suffocate to death. I admire this!

14. How far is eternity? Get away as far as you can!

15. No money, no power. If I don’t treat you well, can you follow me? ?

16. According to pig’s aesthetic standards, I can basically be regarded as a beauty.

17. Korean scholars believe that Sun Wukong is actually a Korean god because he uses a stick!

18. I feel that the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my computer screen.

19. It’s so hot that I have less urine!

20. As Lan Yan, I suddenly understood that Lan Yan is exercising the obligations of a boyfriend but has no fucking rights as a boyfriend!

21. Dissatisfaction It is a suspended succession, which makes people constantly have the desire to climb up in comparison.

22. Ability is like melon seeds, which can only be chewed out by gritting your teeth.

23. Failure is the mother of success. If your son fails, he will not know how to help.

24. I can’t find my tie again. Did you not find the rag yesterday?

Twenty-five, I went to a pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me if I wanted it cut into pieces or chunks? I thought about it and said: Let’s stick to chunks! I can’t finish the chunks!

26. In fact, it’s good to be single and you don’t need to explain anything when you’re ambiguous with anyone.

27. Many people, once missed, become strangers.

28. The future is bright, the road is tortuous, work is easy, making money is difficult, falling in love is easy, and getting along is difficult.

29. I will work hard to become the type you like, and then I will never be with you again.

30. The first word in various English vocabulary books is abandon. Do you want to tell everyone: give up?

31. Discipline yourself well, don’t Take care of others.

Thirty-two. If accumulation lasts for a long time, it may lead to an explosion; if an outbreak lasts for a long time, it may lead to a collapse.

Thirty-three, you love your heart and I love your liver. In fact, I love your home safe. I love you with all my heart, all my lungs, and all I love is your underground cash box.

Thirty-four. Instead of planting grass so that people can lie on it, why not plant cacti instead!

Thirty-five. The rich will have a money farm, and the poor will go home and get the money. Make money.

Thirty-six. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

Thirty-seven. The work is already too tiring, why bother to suffer for her; think about it. He's so good. Thinking about the sins he suffered, I'm sorry and I have to say, bye to my pretty girl.

38. The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans!

Thirty-nine. When birds are big, they can be found in any forest.

At forty, the mountain is empty, and the ground is sinking. It seems that the only way to eat is to climb down.

41. As long as people are separated, no matter how familiar they are, they will gradually become alienated.

42. Baby, don’t cry. Your tears are my pearls. If you drop one of them, I will feel extremely distressed. Don’t lose my pearls, let them shine in your heart.

43. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, Li Junji and Li Yuchun are both made of cement.

Forty-four, the eight immortals cross the sea, each looking for his mother. The Eight Immortals are crossing the sea, please fasten your seat belts.

45. I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

46. If I am asked to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I am asked to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Can we do both at the same time? You think I'm an alien!

47. Time is used to wander, the body is used to love, life is used to forget, and the soul is used to sing.

48. Don’t talk to others about your sister. Talk about your sister to others.

49. You just want to scold me now, which means you don’t understand me, but after you understand me, you will want to hit me.

Fifty, my wallet is like an onion, it makes me burst into tears every time I open it.

51. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

52. Youth is like toilet paper. You may see that there is a lot of it, but after you use it, it won’t be enough.

53. Confession on April Fool’s Day is simply too weak. Confession on Qingming Festival is the right way to go! Because...if you are rejected...you can say...ah, I was possessed just now!

54. When a man deceives a woman, it is called teasing; when a woman deceives a man, it is called seduction; when men and women deceive each other, it is called love.

55. When humans think, God laughs; when subordinates think, bosses get angry; when children think, adults become worried.

56. The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans!

57. Gold will always shine, but when When the ground was full of gold, I didn’t even know which one I was.

Fifty-eight. My wife was pregnant. I called my dad to announce the good news and said excitedly: Dad, you are going to be a grandson!

Fifty-nine, there is absolutely nothing wrong with you. It is your parents who have a problem, making you like this!

60. Youth is a long journey that cannot be returned; youth is a meeting that cannot be forgotten; youth is a pain that is too late. In life, breaking from the outside is pressure, breaking from the inside is growth

1. Eggs, breaking from the outside is food, breaking from the inside is life; in life, breaking from the outside is pressure, breaking from the inside is growth.

2. Life seems to contain too many emotions, too many regrets, and too many ups and downs. This life is a process of continuous cultivation. Everything is experience and everything is growth. The people you meet and the things you experience are all designed to make you a better version of yourself step by step.

3. The best thing in life is to learn while walking. Many things, once they pass, are destined to become stories; many people, once they leave, are destined to become old friends. Looking up at the sky is a kind of direction, looking down at the road is a kind of sobriety; looking up at the sky is a kind of courage, and looking down at the road is a kind of confidence.

4. Only by giving up the past self appropriately can the mind mature. Various crises will arise at every stage of life. Only by giving up the outdated concepts and habits of the past can we successfully enter the next stage of life.

5. Four realms of life: one is to be in pain without speaking; the other is to laugh without speaking; the third is to be confused but not lost; the fourth is to be shocked but not confused!

6. No matter how turbid the water is, it will still be exceptionally clear as long as it settles for a long time. No matter how stupid a person is, as long as he works hard enough, he can still change his destiny. Don’t be angry that the starting point is too low, that is just the starting point from which we stand. Life is a long race, some people laugh at the beginning, and some people win at the end.

7. Life is like playing Tai Chi. Don’t be too hasty in everything, follow the rules and follow the rules. Work hard and create a virtuous circle. Success means repeating simple things, doing repeated things with your heart, making your own style, not forgetting your original intention, and everything will be the best arrangement!

8. Before a sentence is spoken, you are its master; after it is spoken, it is your master. A nail can be pulled out of a board, but a word spoken cannot be taken back. Think more, listen more, see more, speak more, and act more carefully. The advantage of doing so is that you will have less regrets.

9. Many things are not something you can do just by thinking about them. Many things are not something you can get if you ask for them. Many people can't be kept if you keep them. Don't take everything so seriously. What I fear most in life is that I care about everything but can’t grasp anything. The lost scenery, the separated people, the longing that cannot wait, all live at the end of fate. Why be too persistent? What should come will come naturally, and what will go will not be retained. Letting go of your obsessions and letting things happen is the best life.

10. Life is about having and losing at the same time; choosing and giving up at the same time. What is strange today is familiar yesterday; what is remembered now will be forgotten later. Life does not choose you, but you choose life.

A postscript about breaking a casserole

Breaking a casserole—asking the end

Casserole: A pot made of clay and sand that is not prone to chemical changes with acids and alkalis. It is often used for cooking or boiling medicine. "纺" and "went" are homophones for "纺": cracks on ceramics, glass and other utensils are a metaphor for questioning to the end and finding out the truth

"璺" and "wen" are homophonic for "wen", allusion: "break the casserole - ask the truth" because "璺" "It has the same pronunciation as "ask". When you break the casserole, you will see long cracks from the edge of the pot to the bottom of the pot. "Ask to the end" is also called "to ask to the end"

"Break the casserole and ask to the end", This is a mantra that people often talk about. Casserole is a pot made of clay. It is mostly used by people to boil traditional Chinese medicine or simmer hot pot in winter. This kind of pot is easily broken if you are not careful, and it will break if you are not careful. "Break the casserole and ask to the end" should actually be "break the casserole to the end", that is, the cracks will reach the bottom, and later it became "ask to the end"

More homophonic sayings are recommended

Bag in the air - pretending to be crazy (pretending to be windy)

Song Jiang's military advisor - useless (Wu Yong)

The old woman on the chicken coop - stupid (running egg)

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The straw hat seller throws away his pole - pay attention (leave the rope)

My brother is not at home - come here (sister-in-law comes)

My nephew lights a lantern - as usual (photo Uncle)

The rain hits the yellow plum head - bad luck (unlucky plum)

Half a tael of cotton - no need to talk (no bullet)

The bald man holds an umbrella - Lawless (no hair, no law)

Transition from dwarf - peace of mind (flooding heart)

Buying pigs in a horse shop - no such thing (no market)

The weather in the twelfth lunar month - moving hands and feet (cold hands and feet)

A father kowtows to his son - how unreasonable (how is this etiquette)

The public toilet is still stone - Cause public outrage (causing public excrement)

Wearing a fur coat backwards - pretending (pretending to be a sheep)

Confucius moved - a net loss (all books)

Pregnant women walking on a single-plank bridge - taking risks (taking risks)

Grandma's son died - no help (no uncle)

Husband fanning - desolate (wife is miserable) )

The scholar's towel - including the book (including the book)

The turtle climbs the threshold - but look at this once (but look at this once again)

The tip of the needle picks up the towel - not surprising (not a flag)

The blunt knife breaks the bamboo - it cannot be thought of (the sound cannot be heard)

The chicken feathers are tied to the telephone pole - so brave (What a big duster)

Crack melon seeds to bring out bed bugs - everyone has them (everyone has them)

Lamp grass crutches - can't be the master (can't be the walking stick) < /p>

Chatting in the salt shop - too busy to do anything (so salty to have nothing to do)

Zhang Tianshi didn’t need a boat to cross the sea - he had his own way (his own way to cross)

< p> Blowing the trumpet through the window - famous (the sound is outside)

The Dragon King moved - awesome (from the sea)

Lao Jiu's brother - honest (Lao Shi) < /p>

Buried in an empty coffin - arrogant (no one in the tree)

Jie Yuan in Wang Ba Zhong - Rules (Turtle Judgment)

Wear gloves in June - —Conservative (keep your hands)

Raw peanuts - must be noisy (must be fried)

A cobbler does not bring an awl - true work (needle work)

The girl from the He family married the Zheng family - just right (Zheng He family)

The monk's house - the temple (wonderful)

Washing yellow lotus by the river - why bother (river is bitter) )

A blind man wearing glasses - pretending to be smart (pretending to be smart)

Dreaming about becoming a butterfly - daydreaming (thinking about flying)

A monkey learning to walk - Hypocritical (fake orangutan)

Hardcover Maotai - Long time (good wine)

Spider pulling the web - selfish (self-silk)

The blind man carries the blind man - Busy on the job (blindness on top of blindness)

Long Live Lord's nosebleed - Zhenghong (I am red)

Breaking the casserole

——Ask to the end (get the tattoo to the end)

Take a walk in the watermelon field--Take off the old shoes and replace them with new ones--Change the evil and return to the right (Change the shoes and return to the right) Talk about breaking out of the comfort zone. Talk about stepping out of the comfort zone

1. It is really difficult and painful to step out of the comfort zone, but only in this way can we see a broader world and a more multifaceted self. . Everything has advantages and disadvantages, so the ancients would say not to be happy with things and not sad with yourself. What a profound wisdom this is, I love my motherland.

2. Strong-willed people are different. Where others see insurmountable obstacles, they see challenges to be overcome. The willpower of not seeking attention, not living in the past, not bowing to fear, not relying on one's own loftiness, not being envious, jealous, and not staying in the comfort zone is a kind of emotional intelligence.

3. Break away from the protective shield and jump out of the comfort zone. All experiences will make you grow quickly and become stronger, so that you can be more determined in the future! As long as you firmly believe in this and always have confidence in yourself! It’s only the children who are vulnerable. The more frustrated you become, the more courageous you are.

4. When I was young, I didn’t understand why some people were afraid of ghosts, and I knew it was useless, so I chose not to look at them. Not looking at them made me even more afraid, but I still didn’t look. Now I understand the relationship between not seeing and not wanting to be in the comfort zone. I know it is useless, but I still choose not to see. I think more about not seeing, but I still don’t see.

5. The goal you set for yourself at the beginning of the year is to slowly get out of the comfort zone of life. When you receive the seal engraved by God. It just so happens that I am leaving a comfortable living environment. The future is very promising.

6. There are many people who are worse than you in the world. Young people should get out of their comfort zone, go out and try their best!

7. Real stability means that you plan ahead before the storm, seize the opportunity to learn, and grow wildly, rather than being a bird in the sky and not knowing that the building will collapse. In your best years, you are satisfied with superiority. sense and comfort zone.

8. I am really too addicted to my comfort zone. I don’t dare to try the strange, unknown, and uncontrollable things. Then there is no point in being the so-called myself for twenty years.

9. Although you are young but feel panic about your age, it is mostly because you are doing nothing and are afraid of the unknown world. Speaking of low, you are still unwilling to step out of your comfort zone and start a new journey. Physical age can never be resisted, but youth in lifestyle is always in your own hands.

10. No matter what kind of environment we are in, we should interact with others sincerely and warmly, dare to expose our true and soft selves, actively create value for others, and go out with curiosity and an open mind. By getting in touch with others, everyone can break through their comfort zone and make friends with outstanding people.

11. Sometimes people are quite contradictory. In the past life, if I wanted to change the environment, step out of the comfort zone, and jump out of the previous life circle for a period of time, I would occasionally miss the previous life, and even think about it backwards. At the very beginning. All in all, going back to the very beginning, I still feel quite happy.

12. What makes people very sad and helpless is that some people with a positive nature and a career that happens to be what they like, with good family conditions, good relationship development and career opportunities come here. He mocked my sigh because he felt that I was not actively thinking about countermeasures and taking the initiative to get out of my comfort zone. But I really don’t have the same advantages as you. You may not have experienced every comfort zone I stepped out of; and I just want to live a peaceful life.

13. If you want to succeed, you must work hard every day. Although hard work may not necessarily succeed, giving up will definitely lead to failure. Leave your comfort zone and do things that are unimaginable to ordinary people.

14. I want to push myself out of my comfort zone, so there are many things to do and many things I want to do. Now I find that the requirements for the second college are very low, the courses are dense, and the content is very simple. It is like a grand and huge learning ceremony where the master leads the door. It does not achieve the purpose of using external coercion to motivate me to study. .

15. It takes a lot of courage to step out of the psychological comfort zone. Start slowly and persist, and you will gain something. Remember, the key is to actually do it and push yourself past the hurdle of doing nothing.

16. I encourage myself in my heart and don’t be afraid of whoever comes, but I am still very uneasy in my heart. People are always dependent. If there is someone above them, they don’t want to stand up, but people always have to leave their comfort zone. In the face of various changes, come on!

17. People with strong will are different. Where others see insurmountable obstacles, they see challenges to be overcome. This kind of willpower is a kind of emotional intelligence. Don’t seek attention, don’t rely on your own loftiness, don’t be envious, jealous, or hateful, and don’t stay in your comfort zone.

18. Talents who can take the initiative to jump out of their comfort zone are likely to become better and better, otherwise, it will be in vain.

19. People can really learn a lot by thinking about problems from many aspects. People are like this. They need to constantly jump out of their comfort zones, get in touch with more fields and exercise, and they will naturally gradually understand the right things. Comprehensive understanding of this world.

20. No matter what, you should get out of your comfort zone as soon as possible and take the first step. There are so many things to learn and break through

21. Fighting and frustration are successful A stepping stone, not a stumbling block. The harder you work, the luckier you are; the more self-disciplined you are, the better you are. Success = hard work + correct methods + less empty words. Think carefully before making a decision, and once you make a decision, go ahead and stick to it. Only by constantly jumping out of your comfort zone can you grow into someone better than your past self.

22. Work hard to pursue your dreams ~ I have also been confused and have the courage to break through and jump out of my comfort zone! You look so handsome like this! Keep at it.

23. I want to make the most expensive and unpalatable ice cream in the summer, but it will be placed in the corner of the freezer and stay in the comfort zone forever.

24. In many, many things, you will get something if you give up. You have to make many decisions yourself. This time, you must be more cruel to yourself and get out of your comfort zone.

25. Don’t stay in the comfort zone for too long. Once the goal is set, keep moving forward without hesitation. In those two years, because of you, I found my inferiority complex and gained a sense of accomplishment. Because of my inferiority complex and comparison, I tried hard to climb up to be as good as you and learn from you, so I began to make up my mind. The teacher’s saying that young people should pursue fame and wealth has become the motto of my efforts. , in this school, I have been prepared to endure hardship for three years, and I will never forget the motivation you gave me! So, my dear friends, let’s cheer together.

26. Fighting and frustration are stepping stones to success, not stumbling blocks. Those things that can make you better may not be easy at first, but as long as you persist, you can grow. Idleness makes the mind rusty. Only by constantly jumping out of your comfort zone can you grow into someone better than your past self. Success = hard work + correct methods + less empty words. When a person puts his toes close to the sun, the whole world cannot block his sunshine.

27. Only by stepping out of the comfort zone can one meet the best and most powerful version of himself, the school he wants to go to, and the city he wants to go to. Although many people find it unbelievable, and although many people politely say that you should go for it, But I still want to try my best so that I won’t regret it, just in case I can do it.