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I was deprived of my life.
Jiu Feng has always been very interested in the newly published plays. This hobby was inherited from her aunt Bai Qian and carried forward by her and Cheng Yu. In fact, this immortal's life is too long, and the immortals in the sky will cultivate some hobbies to kill time. Unusual, such as: love reading, love playing traditional Chinese opera, fascinated; Looking for someone to play chess everywhere, the chess game is too old; Donghua Dijun, who fished with this classic book all day, and Siming Xing Jun, who is keen on asking about gossip and joining in the fun, are known as the gossip encyclopedia in the sky.
It is not easy to be a policeman under the position of Emperor Donghua. The company commander feels that the fortune is very bad recently and is always criticized by the emperor. I don't know if he, a fairy who writes the book of fate for mortals, should also find a fairy to interpret his way of life.
So, Siming found the broken face of Shili Taolin seriously. He heard that the life of folding face is very accurate. As for who told him about it, I know with my knees that it is white in clear autumn.
Folding face really gave him a thoughtful calculation from the inside out, but the result was to fold a peach blossom and give it to him with a smile, and then leave with an unspeakable face.
Siming is holding a flower branch. Isn't this luck? The official story is that Hong Luan was heartbroken. Recently, he seems to have heard Cheng Yu mention the deduction of Xiaotian Sun Aly's chart. I heard that he is also a lucky boy ... What does this child without hair know about love? Do you know what it means to never give up and share life and death? Siming thought of a bad cold here. He shook his goose bumps, threw the cuttlefish on the ground and walked away. Everything today is a joke.
In fact, that day was just an excuse for Jiu Feng to get into trouble, because he was afraid of hurting his life and keeping him away from the wind. At that time, because Song Lian's prodigal son recruited butterflies everywhere, Cheng Yu's heart was hurt, so that Cheng Yu spent all his time in Lotus Temple in Lacrimosa ... Jiu Feng was worried about what happened every day, thinking of making Cheng Yu happy by stealing his own words.
But this book has no attraction for the emperor. There is also a reason for this. Just because the story in that book is really ups and downs and intoxicating, Feng Jiuyi was accidentally influenced by emotions, sometimes crying and sometimes laughing like crazy. At first, Di Jun comforted her with a contemptuous face, saying that it was just a pastime, so don't take it seriously. Into a daily life, Di Jun unbearable, confiscated, saying "to protect her intellectual development ..." Jiu Feng wanted to scold her at that time. "If you don't tell me my IQ, you will die!" If you don't laugh at me for a day, you will die! "
Fortunately, Siming Xing Jun, under the Donghua Emperor's throne, has been helping her, and Jiu Feng has not broken this foundation. She was lucky enough to read Siming's life book once, which was even more full of twists and turns than quotations. From then on, Jiu Feng never dared to look at it openly under the emperor's nose. Because of Fan, she never got up for three days. ...
Under the lessons of blood and tears, Jiu Feng learned to be smart. She found a pile of Buddhist scriptures that she knew well, peeled off a layer of book cover, glued them one by one, and then secretly stuffed them into the innermost Buddhist scripture shelf in Donghua. This method has always been very useful on weekdays. Today, Jiu Feng can't find the book. She has been lying on the shelf of Buddhist scriptures for a long time with a depressed face.
sequential ...
Even Song Jun failed in the contest with Donghua Emperor, and even the chess pieces on the chessboard were besieged and killed mercilessly. Even in the Song Dynasty, all the way to the top, out of the water, so Shi Bi gave up. As for poor Siming Xing Jun, what will happen on his trip to the earth, and what is the mystery of peach blossom? Let's break it down next time.
Siming's life robbed the overseas students.
Last time, I said: Siming asked for face-breaking divination, and I was told that Hong Luan was moved. Jiu Feng's troubles brought trouble to Donghua, whose life has been reported. He kicked the mortal world and experienced six hardships. Now our terrible manager is standing next to Naihe Bridge on the banks of the Styx River in Forgotten River, looking at Xie Jiazhou, the manager of the nether world.
Siming and Xie Jiazhou are natural enemies. Company life can't stand Xie Jiazhou's cold appearance, and Xie Jiazhou doesn't like the dirty face of gossip about company life. They always look at each other in disgust.
The commander-in-chief ordered the tiger to fall to Pingyang and was bullied by the dog. He recalled the scene of being born that day, with tears in his eyes.
On that day, when he was about to leave after finishing an official mission, he was caught by the gossip fairy and asked him about the love affair of Emperor Donghua. He didn't catch it and talked to Kan Kan regardless of the occasion until his shoulder was on Donghua's arm. He looked back and saw Donghua Emperor's livid face. ...
The commander's heart cried sadly, and now he is dead. But I didn't want Emperor Donghua to call him into the inner room. For the first time, he looked concerned. "I heard the day before yesterday that you mentioned your recent affair, so I'll give you a holiday to travel to the mortal world ..."
Then Siming had to obediently descend to earth, and then he met his sworn enemy Xie Jiazhou here, and then there was no more. ...
When Xie Jiazhou heard that Siming had been thrown by Donghua and experienced six difficulties in the world, he was so happy that he couldn't find the north. If it weren't for him, he thought he would be kicked off the animal path and have a pig, dog, cow and sheep to solve his hatred of being falsely accused of being a hermit. However, it is still a little fun to give Fan Sheng a wonderful life. He is still a ghost Lord, so he came to see Siming crossing the Naihe Bridge in person today. It was a sinister smile ~ ~
What kind of moth will Xie Jiazhou make? Let's put it aside and get back to the cloud nine. On this side, our Jiu Feng was bored to the extreme, because she was cut off from the source of the notebook. She dared not fight with Donghua again, so she had to focus on Donghua's words and deeds. After several days of careful observation, Jiu Feng found Donghua's recent behavior a bit strange. He always looks down at a life book, sometimes adding two strokes, and sometimes looking through her calligraphy book. ...
Word book, Jiu Feng's eyes are eager to wear. She is determined to steal it back while Donghua is not paying attention, even at the expense of blood and tears. Sure, by the way, let's see what Donghua is doing recently. ...
Jiu Feng was curious, and curiosity killed the fox.
It doesn't matter if you don't look. When you looked at it, you were shocked. Actually, it's the unlucky company he got into trouble with.
Wensheng, whose real name is Siming, is a poor scholar. He lost his father as a child and his mother as an adult. He is the only one left in the old house surrounded by his family, and his life experience is really bleak. Fortunately, before he was twenty years old, he made a living by writing letters to the poor, and his life was fairly calm.
Until he was twenty years old, he was just catching up with the triennial imperial examination in Beijing. Being the top scholar is the dream of all scholars in the world, and literate students can't avoid customs. Homeless and carefree since childhood, he packed his bags and left home for the exam.
After that, Vincent's fate, like all down-and-out literati, was just a tragic upgrade.
Vincent deserves to be a mortal, even if he is in the worst state, he is a brilliant man. Unfortunately, at that time, the dark examiner of officialdom traded his paper for a stubborn child, so he became notorious in Sun Shan.
I just don't know where he got the truth. I was so angry and hungry that I fainted in front of Miss Liu's sedan chair before I caught my breath. Needless to say, I think we all guessed this wickerwork quilt, which is the cousin of YeHua, the unruly and pampered princess in the sky. At the moment, she is experiencing a romantic robbery on earth. We won't mention who did this robbery here. It has nothing to do with our lives anyway.
Miss Liu's kindness is rare, and she feels that although she is poorly dressed, she looks like a scholar. He must have failed in the imperial examination. He might as well be a bookkeeper than freeze to death. So I left him.
If you stay here, something big will happen. Six months later, Liu's orphan concubine took a fancy to this handsome and honest account keeper, and after several looks, she went to a place. Another year later, Vincent became fat and eloped with his mistress ... Of course, he was arrested a few days after eloping, and the two were handed over to the government. Vincent spent the rest of his life in a government prison.
After Jiu Feng opened the book of life, the fox's paws trembled. Oh, my mother, what's wrong with Donghua? Donghua wants to do this to him, and he personally wrote such a book of life. This is a miserable life ... Jiu Feng decided. During this time, she should be honest and not let Donghua throw her off the earth on a whim and suffer six hardships.
Siming's life was robbed outside the family.
The bell that returned to its original place rang around the beam for a long time, and Siming's body vaguely woke up from a deep sleep. As soon as he woke up, he hurried straight to Taichen Palace on the thirteenth day, and even had no time to change his dusty clothes.
Siming running all the way ran into Song Lian on the way. Even the Song Dynasty didn't see Siming laughing. He wagged his fan and joked, "Where is Siming Xing Jun going in such a hurry? Is this robbery over? " Why is it ten days early ... "
Swing bowed his head as a gift, and then told Song Lian about the early return. Song Lian learned that the whole story was based on the mentality of joining in the fun, so he went to Taichen Palace with Siming.
Two people walk together. On the way, the company commander carefully starts from the beginning.
Siming's life should have ended in a miserable life, but there are variables in it.
It turns out that Siming, who lives in the world, grew a beautiful velvet at his window when he was eighteen. When he is tired of reading by candlelight, Siming likes to look at this beautiful velvet.
This Xiurong used to be a leprechaun, but she met Siming as an adult. When Siming saw her wearing a red dress, she called her a bunch of red grapes.
Tong Tong meets Siming every night, and they have a crush on each other. Tong Tong is also proficient in poetry and songs, and they are considerate. They lived in private for life and worshipped Gaotang as the world.
Later, it was completely different from what was written in the life book. He changed Siming's life with his half demon yuan, and the top student of Siming High School became Xu.
On their wedding night, when they were nominated for the Golden List, "Siming" had already forgotten the oath made to Tong Tong. But Tong Tong was mercilessly abandoned by Siming, but he still stayed in the old house, waiting for Siming to change his mind.
She has been waiting for eighteen years, compared with all the youth of a mortal woman. However, she finally waited for Siming, but she didn't want Siming to see her unchanged for eighteen years. She guessed her monster identity and knelt down to beg her to save her seriously ill wife.
Unable to bear the pain of Siming, he saved Siming's wife with his only demon yuan.
On that day, red velvet was flying all over the capital, which was hailed as a miracle.
"Siming" also experienced Tong Tong's sincerity because he witnessed his soul personally, and finally died at the age of forty. 20 years less than the scheduled 60 years of life and death.
Song Lian was very surprised after hearing this. "Where did this little devil come from?"
Siming is also very confused. "Xiaoxian asked to see the emperor for this."
Two people talk, too morning palace has arrived, after a notification, two tandem into Donghua's study.
Donghua has obviously waited for Siming for a long time. He looked at Siming with his rest, holding the "Life Core Album" in his hand.
Donghua "Siming, ask me why I went home early."
The minister ordered that "the emperor really had foresight."
Donghua threw the life book in his hand to Siming. "You can see ..."
Siming took the book, glanced at it, and was shocked. See Siming such reaction, Cheng Yu also got up.
Two people look carefully, already silly. This is completely different from what is written in the book of life.
They looked up at Donghua and waited for Donghua to explain, but Donghua didn't.
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