Classic lines of absurd comedy

Lead: 10 year 10. On October 28th, the absurd comedy "The Water of the Donkey" was vividly broadcast and immediately received rave reviews. The following are the classic lines I collected about the movie "Donkey's Water". Welcome to read the reference!

Classic lines of "The Donkey Got Water":

"Tell you a joke, don't cry."

"I want to sleep with him."

"The incredible China!"

"I know everyone followed me and suffered a lot, but this is my lifelong dream. As long as we stick to this belief, this dream will definitely come true. "

"In fact, I was scared to death under normal skills."

"Where are you hard? Stick out your tongue and my sister will help you relax. "

"Why do you kidnap my interests with your moral standards?"

"People who do great things are informal!"

"At the beginning of life, human nature is good."

"Some people become good people and saints, and some people become villains and rough people because some people have a good education and some people have no chance."

I think it's probably not farmers who lack education most in China. "

"If you dare, let him shoot me."

"You fucking owe me!"

Tell me about it! Tell me what! Listen to what! Just fucking check! Check my ass!

We don't even have water here Have you ever managed it? "

"Dead, killed by a gun yesterday. Do you know what it feels like when a bullet flies over your face? Jiajia, didn't I beat you before? Did it work? I tell you, when someone points a gun at your head, you know what to do. "

Romantic? Kuishan Pei, be romantic! "

"I'm sorry, blacksmith."

"I am an animal! I am the only animal here! Are you satisfied? ! "

Where is the Zhou Tienan I know? ! "

"The blacksmith, he is a man! He is just dirty on the outside. He is clean and more like a person than any of you! "

"If the past goes like this, everything will only get worse!"

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