Cold jokes and funny riddles

Lead: What is the coldest joke you have ever heard? Have you ever guessed the riddle of a cold joke? The following is my collection of cold joke riddles Aduqin, welcome to read for reference!

1. Why don't men go out? = => Because when you go out, you become a layman.

2. Why can't I see God's penis? = => The secret (pheasant) must not be revealed.

3. Why is the iceberg just the tip of the iceberg? = => Because the other horn was broken by the Titanic.

4. How to keep ducks from flying away? = => Give it a wing.

5. Who doesn't have a phone? = => Tianyi (Tianyi Seamless Mobile Phone)

6. What if an egg accidentally falls on the road and falls to the ground? = => It became an inverted (guided) bomb.

7. How about the eggs running into the flowers? = => became Hua Dan.

8. How about an egg swimming in the Dead Sea? = => has become a salted egg superman.

9. Xiaoming and Xiaohua go to the seaside to tell jokes. He died after telling jokes. Why? = => Because of the tsunami (laughs)

10, why are there no dinosaurs now? = => The dinosaur went to make a movie.

Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why? = => It's really like Dabai.

12. How about an egg swimming in the Songhua River? = => turned into a preserved egg

13. What about an egg that went to Shandong? = => turned into a (salted) egg.

14, there is an egg homeless, how about it? = => became a wild egg.

15, what is hard and uncomfortable about typing? = => doze off

16. What is the product with the same production date and effective date? = => newspaper

17. What books are not available in bookstores? = => suicide note

18, bestseller? = => female secretary "

19. What is a transparent sword? = => Invisibility (Sword)

20. What do African cannibals eat? Answer: Eating people, should chiefs be vegetarian? = => Vegetable eater

2 1. What's the name of this pencil? = => Small, sharpen the pencil.

22. What color can best imitate? Red (mill) imitation

23. Who will help you eat when you are full? = => Feilong, because Feilong is added in days.

24. A little dog traveled in the desert and died. How did he die? = => He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee on in the desert.

25. A little dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but he was still suffocated. Why? = => "No peeing here" is posted on the dotted line pole.

26. A dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing stuck to it, but I choked to death. Why? = => Many puppies are waiting in line.

27. Where does the river rush, the city or the country? = => In the country, because the river in the country is too urgent (why do you have to cook in such a hurry).

28, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, Xin, which word is the coolest? = => Ding

29. There is a room where pigeons can hide = => I hide your songs (pigeons) on the roof.

30. What should I do at 12 pm? = => cramming, because when it is close to (zero), cramming.

3 1, police, hooligans, soldiers, who is the thinnest? = => Rogue (rogue professor-thin)

32. An idiot took down the toilet on the plane and threw it away. Guess why? = => Because he is an idiot.

33. Why did Chang 'e go to the moon? = => After nine days of shooting, even the immortals couldn't stand it.

34. Little Black, Little White, Little Yellow and Little Red are flying. Who faints and vomits? = => White rabbit (vomiting)

35. Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? = => Save someone's life

36. What are cloth and paper afraid of? = => Not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

37. The next guest is the pride of China men. He is a singer. Guess who it is? = => Ju Gu Chicken

38. Which song has the lyrics of "CoCo Lee"? = => The moon represents my heart (CoCo Lee, how much I love you).

How many brothers does Aladdin have? = => Three (Ala A, Ala B, Ala C)

40. A group of eunuchs are chatting and guessing an idiom = => Nonsense!

4 1, how much is a heart worth? = => 100 million (single-minded)

42. Which is stupid, the sun, the moon or the stars? = => Stars (The stars in the sky don't talk-Lu)

43. A dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There is nothing posted on it, and there is a queue. The result is still suffocating. Why? = => Because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him, he is embarrassed.

44. The Jade Emperor is called (name a city) = => Tianjin.

45. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? = => It's too slow to walk.

46. Farmers keep 10 cows, with only 19 horns. Why? = => There is a rhinoceros.

47. Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day he stood on the springboard but didn't dare to jump. Why? = => Because there is no water below.

48. A taxi was driving normally on the expressway, but it didn't violate any traffic rules, but it was stopped by a policeman. Why? = => The police want to take a taxi.

49. What chicken has no wings? = => Frog

50. Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb? = => Because Harry Potter is a wizard (tungsten wire)

5 1. What's the best Kirin? = => Ice cream

52. What Kirin runs fastest? = => Michelin

53. The cause of constipation (name a foreign star) = => Stallone (shit is too thick)

54. Which is the most unfair historical figure? = => Suwu Shepherd Cup seaside

55. Cars can fly. Please guess a drink = => coffee (car fly)

56. There is a steamed bread in front of me, and I ate a meatball. What happened? = => Changed to steamed stuffed bun.

57. Who gave you the water of forgetting? = => Aha ("Aha, give me a glass of forgetful water")