Latest jokes about elevators

Naughty jokes in the elevator

1. I worked overtime until 9 p.m. that day. I walked into the elevator (my company is on the 18th floor) and found that there was only one PLMM (very beautiful) ), I looked at her and wanted to talk to her, but she seemed to notice it and looked very arrogant. She turned her head to one side to fix her hair and ignored me. I felt unhappy and decided to mess with her! So I went to the elevator door and quietly pressed the number 10. The elevator stopped for a moment when it reached the 10th floor, and the door opened, but no one was there. The elevator door was closed, and it was still just the two of us. The elevator continued to run down. At this time, I suddenly extended my hand to the corner of the elevator, shook my hand up and down, and said :Xiao Li, I haven’t been to your 10th floor for a long time! How are you lately? While we were having a conversation, I looked at the girl out of the corner of my eye. I saw that the girl’s eyes were round and her mouth was open. As my words became more and more enthusiastic, the girl slowly sat down against the elevator wall. He fainted on the ground.

2. Sir, you are mistaken, that is the elevator

There was a man who really wanted to try the feeling of staying in a hotel. He saved money, went to the hotel to go through the formalities, and pressed the waiter Walking inward enthusiastically according to the route pointed out. But after a while, he turned back and got angry: I can't live in it anymore, what kind of house is that? I won't pay a high price to live in a room with a cupboard as big as a folding chair! The waiter smiled and said: You are mistaken, sir, that is the elevator.

3. Uneasiness: After getting on an elevator full of people, he suddenly felt like farting.

Secretly: I fart with a very small sound.

Embarrassing: I accidentally farted loudly, and everyone else was looking at me.

Regret: It stinks so much that I can’t stand it, ahhh, it stinks so much.

Fortunately: when other people got on the elevator, the smell had dissipated, hehe.

Unlucky: While riding in the elevator with someone else, the other person farted.

Depressed: People who fart do act as if nothing has happened.

Loneliness: Even after the person who farted is gone, I still have to endure the stench.

Injustice: The fart smell hadn’t dissipated yet. At this time, a mother and daughter got on the elevator.

Angry: The little girl pointed at me and said to her mother: This uncle farted.

Crazy: The little girl’s mother said disdainfully: There are always some unconscious people! ~~~

Funny and humorous dialogue, I hope you like it!

4. A rural elder brother entered a big city for the first time. He walked into an office building while shopping and saw a short and fat old woman stepping into a small room (elevator) ), the door closed, and the lights above flashed several times. After a while, a young and beautiful girl came out. The eldest brother regretfully said to himself: "I really should have brought my wife!"

5. The baby is not good, maybe he is smearing ice cream on his uncle again.

On the escalator in the shopping mall, I suddenly felt a tap on my butt.

Looking back, a beautiful mother led an angelic little girl behind me.

Looking back at me, the little girl had a sweet smile on her face. I returned the smile.

The mother gently knocked the little girl on the head and said, "The baby is not good. He is smearing ice cream on uncle again."