A joke, related to birthday.

After the last ceremony of evening prayers, the pastor of the church turned to a group of students and asked, "Which of you has a birthday today?" A student stood up and replied happily, "Reverend, today is my birthday." "Oh, good, my child, you go and blow out those candles!"

Birthday cake

Lily's family bought her a big cake on her sixth birthday. Lily said to her mother, "Mom, I want to eat cake!" " "

"Baby, cut it into pieces? It's three dollars? Still 6 pieces? "

"Three pieces! I'm afraid I can't finish eating 6 pieces. "

birthday gift

A picky wife bought her husband two ties as a birthday present. The next morning, the husband happily wore a new tie.

"Well, you don't like the other tie!" The wife flew into a rage.

Birthday courtesy

He never helps his wife with housework. On his wife's birthday, he said to her on a whim, "You don't have to wash the dishes today."

The wife was overjoyed and said, "Great. Thank you for your help. "

Mr. Wang replied, "You can stay until tomorrow."

birthday

A professor said to a precocious boy, "When is your birthday?"

A: "April 8."

The professor said, "What year?"

Answer: "Every year."

Birthday problem

Child: Mom, when is my birthday?

Mom: June 15th.

Child: What about you?

Mom: June tenth.

Child: What, you gave birth to me in five days? !

birthday

The grandson asked his grandfather, "Why did you eat Redmi today?"

Grandpa said, "Today is grandpa's birthday."

"What does birthday mean?"

"Birthday, which means grandpa was born today."

Hearing this, the grandson opened his eyes wide and said, "Oh, how did you grow so big today!" " "

Dad is five years old this year.

Jane, can you tell me how old your father is this year? "Asked the kindergarten teacher.

"Dad is five years old this year." Xiaozhen replied.

The teacher smiled: "Jane, think again, is your father as old as you?"

"Yes, my father told me himself that he has been a father since the day I was born."

birthday gift

Woman: I decided to run away from home tomorrow!

No hurry, no hurry. We'll talk tomorrow.

Woman: I've made up my mind! Tomorrow is still the same answer! ! !

M: I know. But tomorrow is my birthday. You can take this as a gift for me!