Sichuan local characteristic jingle Sichuanese jingle classic sentences

1, call you a melon, you are a melon, get up in the middle of the night and sweep the dam, don't shout.

2, your grandmother, tiptoe, the car can't run away.

3, melon, flying a plane, rubbing, riding a motorcycle (driving Alto).

4. Your mother Long picked up a fork and forked everywhere, and your father Batman flew from the sky to the ground; You bitches, you bastards pick up poles and grab them everywhere.

5, tell the news, fire, the master eats wine, you eat urine, the master flies, you sit on the shovel.

6. Be a good boy and ride down the street at once. Be a good boy and come to grandma ...

7. When the sun comes out, I climb telephone poles, climb telephone poles and play with wires. The wire sent out high-voltage electricity and sent me to the palace of hell. I gave the Yan a cigarette and the Yan sent me to heaven. Year after year, I returned to this world.

8. A person's head, like the earth, has mountains, water and rivers; So-and-so's waist is like a kitchen knife, cutting meat, vegetables and peppers; So-and-so's ass is like bread, five cents, take whatever you want.

9, hello hello, you take a bath in the river, your hair is more than meat.

10, the cock crows, the duck crows, and everyone picks it up.

1 1, Tianma meteor boxing, fart slip circle/no money to eat/break kindergarten Lushan into a dragon bully, strong X Athena.

12, dogs go out on motorcycles and don't understand science.

13, 12345, go up the mountain to shoot tigers, tigers will eat people, blacks will close the door, door to door, tiger to tiger, right in the middle of the thumb.

14, I slapped Miss, and Miss said I was capable. I moved Miss Mao to Scacca.