The most disgusting 10 jokes in history

Ten? Not so many, but I also know a few, you may have heard of them, and I hope to adopt them:

1. A family of three flies are eating and eating. Small flies ask their father, "Dad, Dad, why do we eat shit?" But dad ignored him. After a while, Xiaofei asked his mother, "Mom, why do we eat shit?" Mother stared at him, but still didn't speak. After a while, Xiaofei couldn't help it again and asked, "Mom and Dad, why do we eat shit?" At this time, mom and dad couldn't help it. They shouted in unison, "Don't say such disgusting things while eating!" " "

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2. Three people took part in the contest of dirty underwear. The first man took off his underwear and threw it on the wall. As a result, his underwear stuck to the wall and slowly slipped down after a few seconds. The second man took off his underwear and threw it on the wall. As a result, his underwear stuck to the wall and climbed up slowly. The last person took off his underwear and threw it at the wall. As a result, the underwear first stuck to the wall, then climbed up and finally flew away! The last person won, why? Because the first person has shit in his underwear, the underwear sticks to the wall and slowly slides down after a few seconds; The second person has maggots in his underwear, so his underwear sticks to the wall and slowly climbs up, while the last person has feces and maggots in his underwear, so his underwear sticks to the wall and slowly climbs up, and then the maggots eat the feces and fly away!

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3. Party A, Party B and Party C participate in the "funny shit" competition. Party A shit a "C", Party B shit an "L" and Party C shit a "K". Because the shape is the most special, Party C won the championship. After the game, the reporter interviewed Party C: "How can you be so funny?" I saw C licking his finger and saying, "I pinched it with my hand after I finished pulling it!" " "

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