A hilarious joke

Landlord: If you can't sleep in the dormitory at midnight, what kind of bizarre behavior will you imagine?

Climb to the brother opposite the shop and count his leg hair.

Secretly pour a certain amount of water into the center of the roommate's bed. ...

Reply 1: I like smoking when I can't sleep! ! ! Then cramp, and finally twitch! ! !

Reply 2: I really can't sleep. The landlord can chase after farting, and I will sleep when I am tired.

Reply 3: Buy a piece of pork, drain your strength and fall asleep.

Landlord: Beauty asks for help urgently: How to make the big row not hard?

Braised pork ribs are hard every time. How can I meet the standards of the hotel?

Reply 1: Gosh, I'm thinking about how to make my stool not hard. . . Sin. . .

Reply 2: I am better than anyone else. I misread two words: how to make defecation not hard!

Reply 3: I saw this post come in once yesterday, but I still read it wrong today! ! I bring myself.

Landlord: That's finally here. I'm so scared! Sisters, help me quickly (urgent! ! ! )~

At noon today, I suddenly felt very uncomfortable in my stomach. I ran to the bathroom and found bloodshot on my underwear.

Although I knew for a long time that girls would menstruate when they were in their teens, when they did come, I still felt very scared … embarrassed and embarrassed to say it.

I don't know how to tell my parents about it. In the face of menstruation, my head is a paste. What should I do? Sisters, help me,

Ho ho! !

Reply 1: It is difficult to find the police.

Reply 2: Little sister, there is nothing to be afraid of when you come ~ When one day, you are afraid when you don't come.

Reply 3: Why is it congested? Isn't everything on TV a blue transparent liquid? LZ is not normal. Go to the hospital for examination. Your health is very important.

Landlord: What should a man call a woman when she calls for bed?

Reply 1: women call bed men complain ~

Reply 2: My wife asked me to call her Queen ~ ~ ~

Reply 3: 1234.2234.3234.4234 ~ Try again in a different posture.

Reply 4: Do you love me or not? Say you love me! ! ! Come on! Am I strong? Call me strong! ! ! Be strong!

Reply 5: Fuck you!

Speak louder, I can't hear you.

Landlord: Has the price of breakfast increased in your place?

Reply 1: I ate a bowl of noodles (small)+rape eggs+pig's feet and charged me 5 yuan.

Reply 2: Upstairs is strong, even eggs are not spared.