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1, a couple divorced for their children, and the wife confidently said, "The child comes out of my stomach, of course it's mine!" The husband said, "Joke! This is complete nonsense. Can the money withdrawn from the ATM go to the ATM? Not just who inserted the card! "

When someone saw the sea for the first time, he sighed: "The sea! Mom! " As soon as his voice fell, a wave came and hit him in the face. The man said angrily, "Shit! Tell him he's a stepmother!

The monkey picked up a card and climbed to the branch to see what it was. Unexpectedly, a lightning strike hit it, and the monkey cried and said, "It turned out to be an ‘IP' card! ! "